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'''Oreki:''' I see. I'll leave it to you, then. I'm just going to take a further look at the stuff you lent me. Oh, Satoshi, help me tell Chitanda to prepare an object starting with [KO].
'''Oreki:''' I see. I'll leave it to you, then. I'm just going to take a further look at the stuff you lent me. Oh, Satoshi, help me tell Chitanda to prepare an object starting with [KO].


'''Satoshi:''' A bait to draw in the customers, huh? I've thought about it already. We'll prepare some cosplay photos ([KO]SUPURE SHASHIN コスプレ写真).
'''Satoshi:''' A bait to draw in the perpetrator, huh? I've thought about it already. We'll prepare some cosplay photos ([KO]SUPURE SHASHIN コスプレ写真).


'''Oreki:''' Thanks. Wait, what?!
'''Oreki:''' Thanks. Wait, what?!
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'''Oreki:''' Completed manuscript? Ahhh...... why didn't you say that in the first place!
'''Oreki:''' Completed manuscript? Ahhh...... why didn't you say that in the first place!


== Translator's Notes and References ==
== Translator's Notes and References ==

Revision as of 13:04, 25 November 2017

Prepare an Object Starting with "Ko"

Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOK3cS63s8


Fukube Satoshi: In other words, Houtarou, what you're saying is that the Juumoji Incident was foretold in "Ashes at Dusk", right?

Oreki Houtarou: Yeah. Satoshi, I think there's some meaning behind this incident.

Satoshi: I'll be going. I'm worried about Chitanda-san.

Oreki: I see. I'll leave it to you, then. I'm just going to take a further look at the stuff you lent me. Oh, Satoshi, help me tell Chitanda to prepare an object starting with [KO].

Satoshi: A bait to draw in the perpetrator, huh? I've thought about it already. We'll prepare some cosplay photos ([KO]SUPURE SHASHIN コスプレ写真).

Oreki: Thanks. Wait, what?!

Satoshi: Uhh, what?

Oreki: What did you just say?

Satoshi: Cosplay photos. Of Chitanda-san.

Oreki: How did you know?

Satoshi: A classmate who's in the Photography Club told me. Apparently she got some amazing pictures.

Oreki: You plan to use the photos as bait?

Satoshi: Yup. Juumoji's final target will be the cosplay photos of the Chitanda family's young lady. Like this, we'll attract a lot of customers, right?

Oreki: (Nosebleeds) Chitanda wouldn't possibly agree to that, right?

Satoshi: If that would draw in sales of Hyouka, she would endure it. Also, we could make multiple copies of the photos and add them to Hyouka as a special service. One photo per volume. To complete the collection, one would have to buy at least four volumes.

Oreki: Uuhhhh...... this isn't related to Juumoji and is all towards the goal of selling all copies of Hyouka, but...... this is dirty. This is a really dirty sales tactic.

Satoshi: Houtarou, this is being done in almost every industry, though.

Oreki: Is that so? Then we have no choice...... No! We do have other options!

Satoshi: Huh?

Oreki: No! Rejected! I won't allow those photos to be exposed to the public!

Satoshi: Houtarou?

Oreki: I-It's to do with the image of the Classics Club. Having our president do that...... dressing up as a cheerleader or maid...... we can't be so cheap!

Satoshi: Really?

Oreki: Yes, really! So no cosplay photos! Find something else!

Satoshi: Erm...... but......

Oreki: In any case, we came out here saying that we had something obscene to talk about[1]. If we ask Chitanda about her cosplay photos, she would definitely misunderstand!

Satoshi: Well, I suppose.

Oreki: Isn't there anything else? Anything that starts with [KO].

Satoshi: Hmmmm...... [KO]...... [KO]...... Cossack dance ([KO]SAKKUDANSU コサックダンス).

Oreki: How would someone steal that?

Satoshi: Then, how about Cossack cavalry ([KO]SAKKU KIHEI コサック 騎兵)?

Oreki: And how exactly would someone steal that?

Satoshi: Combat Sambo[2] ([KO]MANDO SANBO コマンド サンボ).

Oreki: Stop talking about Russia!

Satoshi: Corsica Mafia ([KO]RUSHIKA MAFIA コルシカ マフィア).

Oreki: As if that would be fine!

Satoshi: Combat armor ([KO]NBATTO ARUMAA  コンバット アーマ).

Oreki: Can you even see reality? [3]

Satoshi: Komodo dragon ([KO]MODOO TOKAGE コモドー トカゲ).

Oreki: Up till now, you haven't said anything that can be used.

Satoshi: Frilled lizard (ERIMAKI TOKAGE 襟巻 トカゲ).

Oreki: Stop talking about lizards! And where did the [KO] go?

Satoshi: You're being awfully noisy about this. Uhhh...... [KO] [KO] [KO] [KO] [KO]...... Côte d'Ivoire[4] ([KO]OTOJIBOWAA[RU] コートジボワール)! [RU]!

Oreki: Eh?

Satoshi: [RU], [RU], [RU].

Oreki: [RU]...... Romania ([RU]MANI[A] ルマニア). [A]...... Wait, this isn't Shiritori[5] (SHIRITORI JA NAI KA[RA] しりとり じゃ ない から)!

Satoshi: [RA], [RA], [RA], [RA]?

Oreki: Ahhh, I said we aren't doing Shiritori! Think seriously!

Satoshi: Houtarou, don't ask me to do the impossible. If all that won't work, then all I can think of is the completed manuscript ([KO]URYOU GENKOU 校了原稿).

Oreki: Completed manuscript? Ahhh...... why didn't you say that in the first place!

Translator's Notes and References

  1. ↑ Refer to The Kudryavka Sequence, Chapter 5-1.
  2. ↑ A soviet martial art and combat sport. Sambo is an acronym that translates as "self-defense without weapons".
  3. ↑ The 1981 anime Fang of the Sun Dougram would end with this line on the next episode previews.
  4. ↑ Ivory Coast.
  5. ↑ Japanese word game in which the players are required to say a word which begins with the final sound of the previous word.


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