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Perhaps to mom there’s little difference between a human girl and a monster girl. |
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… It’s really nothing to boast about! |
… It’s really nothing to boast about! |
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Revision as of 02:44, 8 September 2014
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Chapter 2: Monster tamer's training camp
Meh, let’s skip all that yadda-yadda.
It’s been decided that we’ll be entering an open training camp for monster tamers.
What in the world are the details to end with such a crazy development?
For now, let’s go into detail.
The dispute of “who will marry me?” that occurred when mom suddenly came back home intensified disregarding the will of the person in question.
Then, planning to somehow coping with the situation, mom suggested “we’ll participate in the training camp for newbie monster tamers held tomorrow, and then if you become the MVP you can engage in a relationship with my son, under the condition that it’s just platonic, without physical relations”.
And so we reach the present.
I’d have liked to retort “no matter how platonic you say the relationship is, how can you let your own son to go out with a monster girl!?”, but, if I think about it, mom has had a child with a demon.
… In regards to that, no comments.
Perhaps to mom there’s little difference between a human girl and a monster girl.
I don’t want to boast, but I’d say that the Kusumi household… Compete for the first-second world ranking for families with open-mindnessness towards romance between humans and monsters I think.
… It’s really nothing to boast about!
Next day. 7 in the morning.
Before me, who had woken up early to participate in the camp, appeared someone I missed.
“Wassup! Chiharu! Long time no see!”
“Oo… Youhei?”
When I opened the entryway’s door (front door?), there was my familiar spiky-head[1] classmate.
It was Sakurazaka Youhei.
“Oioi. Chiharu, yoh—.
Though it’s our long-awaited summer vacation, where have you been until now? No matter how many times I called your cell, it wouldn’t connect. Dont’cha see you had me really worried?”
“… Ahaha. Sorry, sorry.”
I just went to the Netherworld for a bit.
That, of course I couldn’t add.
Nonetheless, it really has been a long time, isn’t it?
Last time I saw Youhei would be… At the yo-yo balloon fishing booth for the Saegusa festival.
“Then, Youhei, what brings you here so early in the morning?”
When I inquired, Youhei, with a face that said “nice of you for asking!”,
“Kukuku. Chiharu. Don’t say anything and just look this!”
“…Mm. What’s this?”
Saying that, Youhei took out a DVD with the raunchy title of ‘Do you like pretty female college students? YES! Big breasted maid’s ecchi service!’
“Iya~. I went through great pains to grab a hold of it.
Being Chiharu, of course you know, don’t you? The shocking AV[2] debut work of the girl who was formerly from that famous idol group! Right after it went into sale, it sold out and it’s sold on the internet at a premium price of ten times its market value!?”
“I-Is that so…”
What would you call beauties and what would you call big breasts?
It’s not like I had any complaint against the woman on the package.
I just think that if we speak of beauty, it not like her features are neater than Zonmi's, Kyouko's or Iris's, and if we talk about big breasts, she’s not on the level of Manami, mom and Lilith-san.
“… Fuh! It may be foolish to explain so much to you who has the data of over a hundred thousand porn mags stored into his head, nicknamed Adult Index[3].
Of course, being Chiharu, you’ll know this much, won’t you?”
“Ah, yeaaah…”
I must not tell.
I must not tell him that, having all of my porn mags and DVDs disposed of by the hands of Zonmi, I’ve completely quitted that hobby.
“What, no ‘sorry but could you lend it to me’? Let’s go to your room now for an appreciation meeting!”
“Wait!? Now!?”
Since today I have some important business… Right when I was about to stop him with that, I noticed something weird.
The Youhei that till just a while ago was hyped up trying to come into the entryway was like… When the AV you’ve rented thinking that there were high schoolgirls… As you play it on your home TV, there are mature women.
That… Grim expression of someone who has suffered personally the absurdity of this world…
“? Chiharu-sama. Is there a guest?”
“…”
Lilith-san, wearing as usual a maid outfit, tilted her head as if puzzled.
Thought it’s a scene that I’ve grown quite accustomed to, for a third person who doesn’t know what’s going on it seems it’s a bit too stimulating.
“Boobs… Boobs, boobs, boobs!”
“Calm down, Youhei! Can’t you speak nothing but boobs!?”
“Chichichi-Chiharu! What’s this, oi!? Could it be that big-breasted pretty maids do exist in reality!?”
“… Chiharu. A guest? I’ll never thought that but, have you forgotten today’s plans?”
“Oniichan, don’t bring unknown people home!”
“…”
Naturally it’s the natural development.
Noticing the disturbance, after Lilith-san, all the residents of the Kusumi home appeared before us one after another.
Confronted with this scene, Youhei, as if he had gotten a revelation… With a face tinged with sorrow,
“… Chiharu.
I, y’know… Have been wondering since long ago.
Why, though they say you can’t buy porn mags until you become 18… If you are still a virgin when you become 18 they make a fool of you.
I… Having had a conduct more irreproachable than no one…
Protecting my chastity[4] even though I’m not an idol…
…
……
That’s right.
I’m not the one who’s wrong! It’s the world!
Fufufufu. Fuhahahahahaha!”
“C-calm down Youhei! Your eyes are totally glassy!?”
Just when I calmly pointed that, Youhei’s expression was gradually filled with despair,
“Ugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
He completely broke.
References and Translation Notes
- ↑ I think I’ve translated it before as “aloof” or “morose”, but it would seem that attaching “atama” after “tsuntsun” (usually “aloof, morose”), turns it into “spiky-head” (think of Kamijou Touma). I’d be thankful if someone changed them.
- ↑ Porn “movie” (that is, anything from movies with lots of sex scenes to just taped sex).
- ↑ I’ve just made a reference to Index with Youhei’s hairdo; now the author makes another.
- ↑ ”Ren’ai kinshi rei”, lit. “command of romance forbidding”, a very known policy that talent agencies have, forbidding their performers from havinv a love life (especially females), since many hardcore fans believe them to be “tainted” if they do and enter into a rage (that can range from private showings of reject to wanton aggression).
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