NouCome: Volume 3
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Prologue[edit]
"Kanade~san"
"Amakusa-kun"
"Amacchi~"
Three different voices came from the opposite side simultaneously.
This place is the water themepark "Aqua Galaxy".
Anyways, simply put,it’s a lively giant swimming pool.
Because of that everyone in the surroundings was wearing a swimsuit.
I then proceeded to look at the three girls who were shouting.
Chocolat in a bikini, Yukihira's exposed skin which contrasted sharply with Chocolat's dazzling figure.
Continuing so, I cast a glance at the two's chest area, though an annoyed look was apparently on Yukihira's expressionless face.
Incoherent with her childish behaviours, not lacking in body development in the least, and accompanied by a fine body was Yuuoji.
Looking from another perspective, appearance wise these three deserve full marks.
Originally, it would be followed up by this sentence "It would be all good if nothing strange happens.", however today was an exception.
As for why, it's because I chose that option.
"Kanade-san, I want to eat that shaved ice."
"Amakusa-kun, would you mind sitting on the bench here and talk with me?"
"Amacchi, let's go swim over there~"
Chocolat didn't say anything stupid, Yukihira didn't make any malicious comment, Yuuoji wasn't making any mischievous act like a kid.
"Wait, about what you three just said to me......"
To me who was pondering over whose invitation to accept, the three of them began to close in from their respective sides.
After that, they stuck their bodies close to me.
"Wait, you guys are way too close......touching! Something is touching me!"
Chocolat and Yuuoji's ample bosoms aside, I could also feel Yukihira's pitiful chest, closing in from three sides.
"It's touching."
"......Touching."
"It's already touched."
T-this is......really wonderful.
In regards to myself, that kind of feeling, I want to feel it no matter what, but there's no way to end this dispute. After that the three distanced themselves from me a little bit, and then asked me once again.
"Let's eat shaved ice!"
"You will talk with me right?"
"Let's quickly go swimming."
Even after having been distanced from that six bulges, the feeling I felt still lingered......is this, heaven?
Afterwards, I could only pray for "that" was just another display of comparison.
"Um."
Suddenly, I could felt a thing falling from the sky, so I shifted my sight towards that.
Not knowing why, i felt like all things freezed in the air, just to continue falling down right when I looked at ‘it’.
"Uwahh, hey!"
I caught the object by reflex.
"What's this......a clock?"
Taking a glance at the object, it was just an ordinary clock.
But if I had to say what's strange about it, it's the tick~tick~tick~ sound it's producing——
"......Don't tell me."
The worst case scenario flashed through my head, flipping the clock over.
That LCD screen, was not displaying the time, but a 7, 6, 5 like countdown.
W-wh-what should I do!?
Even now, the countdown continued as expected. 4, 3, 2——
"Y-you three quickly get out of here——"
Immediately, a flash of light enveloped my vision, but my consciousness had already been severed at this point.
Chapter 1: There's No Way My Freeloader Is This Smart[edit]
Part 1[edit]
“Amakusa-kun, I am sorry but, can you give me an explanation?”
My consciousness got pulled back from my thought by the class rep (Glass beauty) voice.
“I don’t want to step in this private matter but……….your partner is that person so, I think nothing will calm down at this rate”
Just like what the class-rep said, everyone in the class was looking at me.
Yes, I am right now the target of an emotion similar to hostility by all the boys in the class….no, the whole school.
“So are you going out with President Kokubyakuin as expected?”
The main reason why I am placed in this situation right now, is because of the actions of the student president who’s the rank 1 in the female popular ranking -Kokubyakuin Seira, , during the competition of the popular ranking and [Reject 5].
“No, it’s not like that…………”
Will this excuse really work? That’s because an unbelievable event where that president confessed to me in front of all the students and hugged me on the spot.
“Then your real target is Chocolat-chan?”
What’s more, since I was entangled with the [Curse removal mission]; the situation got more annoying to a whole new level because Chocolat told me [I like you!] in the mess while I was being hugged by the president.
On a side-note.
Just now, the president purposely came to this classroom to land the final blow by causing a misunderstanding to everyone that we were in first names basis like [Kanade-san] and [Seira-san].
“Hey hey, how about it Amakusa-kun?”
*Gui* the class rep got closer. Instead of the sense of duty to settle this problem as the class rep, the glitter in her eyes simply looks like she was curious in this…………….
“Uuh………..”
At that timing, I frowned my face because of a headache.
“What’s wrong?”
Th-there’s no time to explain!
I confirmed the choices that appeared in my mind again.
“Choose 1. Hug Chocolat
2. Hug Yukihira Furano
3. Hug Yuuouji Ouka”
There were 3 choices.
After clearing the <<Make every female who joined the competition to say [I like you]>> mission, I predicted that the choices would change but, I never imagined for this 3 choices……….
However, the only difference is that there is just 3 different targets and isn’t the vulgar part just the same?
“Guh…………”
The demanding headache turned stronger just when he was wasting time thinking. Kuh……..this isn’t good, I have to choose someone.
While ignoring those piercing sights with all my strength, I looked towards Yukihira at the window side.
She often looks expressionless but she was staring at me with eyes fill with difficulty.
It’s hard to say that she’s usually friendly with me but, she looks like she’s emitting a different type of spikey aura today for some reason.
It’s impossible too in normal circumstances too so, hugging her in this situation is just unthinkable……….no good, Yukihira is a no.
On the other side, as for Yuuouji…………….her cheeks were slightly blushing and were looking down while acting fidgety.
It seems that it was embarrassing for her when I accidentally saw her panties during an accident in the competition but ………….i still can’t understand the standards for her shyness even though she showed me her belly button in her with that childish thought pattern.
It might be possible if it’s the usual Yuuouji but, things won’t end up as a joke if I hug her at that state…….this side is no good too.
Meaning, the last one……….
I looked towards Chocolat beside me.
“……………”
Over here, that usual smile that feels care-free did not exist.
………….yes, Chocolat is acting weird today.
She came to class late and said [I am not hungry]. That’s just plain impossible for the Food craving demon Chocolat.
But I have no time to pin down the reason for that. I brought my face closer to her and whispered with a volume to avoid the class rep to hear.
(Sorry Chocolat, I will hug you because a choice came out)
Chocolat didn’t give back any response.
Her eyes looked empty and I feel kind of worried about her but, I won’t be about to look after her if I don’t do something about these choices first. I have to finish what I need to do.
First off, I need to avoid the getting the attentions from everyone. The problem is how and------
“Choose 1. Announce that you want to show your naked body 2. Reincarnate”
….Oi, what happen to number 3, where’s 3.
No matter how much I confirmed, only 2 choices exists in my head.
This………..just like what happened last time, is the change that occurred after a mission clear result in random things mixed inside? If that’s the case then, I won’t be able to know if 2 or 3 choices will appear from now on…………
I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing but, I have to choose one of those two now.
“T-this is bad everyone! I…….i have an undeniable urge to become fully naked without any reason! Please look outside for a short while!!”
My classmates looked towards the window all at once without any signs of unrest…………..it’s sad that not one of them thought that this was a joke or lie but, I managed to make everyone look away.
Okay, I’ll take this chance to hug her and end this!
(Let’s do this)
The choices disappeared the moment I lightly hugged Chocolat after whispering to her.
“Fuu…….”
The instant I exhaled in relief and thought of letting go,
“Kanade-san………err…….well……..this is embarrassing”
……………………..Huh?
Those lines Chocolat said made me froze my body.
During that time; my classmates looked back to us.
What they saw, was Chocolat looking down with her face blushing while I was hugging her.
“………..Choco-lat?”
“Kanade-san……….Everyone is looking so……….if possible……..can you let go of me?”
…………..What are you saying, nothing is entering my head.
“Err…………….i don’t want you to misunderstand this but………….it’s not like I don’t like Kanade-san doing this and…………err, the problem is the place………”
………Something is weird, something is definitely weird.
No, she’s been weird from just now but, no matter how much I think about it, this totally exceeds the level where she’s feeling sick.
Despite I was losing my composure, Chocolat’s cheeks blushed harder before she opened her mouth.
“…………..Doing this kind of things, when we alone together……will make me happy”
“””!?”””
The atmosphere in the class froze.
I don’t understand. I don’t understand this at all but……………the possible response that might occur when they saw this situation through an objective view------
“””Amakusaaa………”””
“””You’re the worst……..”””
Well yeah…………..the guys were looking at me with killing intent, the girls were making expressions of despise as if they were looking at garbage; were all directed at me.
“N-no, this is a misunderstanding”
Even though I said that; I have no idea what’s the misunderstanding at all. The moment the atmosphere of the classroom turned into an uproar,
“Everyone, please wait”
A clear and elegant voice echoed.
“Huh?”
Everyone including me, looked towards the owner of that voice.
“Kanade-san has done nothing wrong”
“Cho-chocolat?”
“I was somewhat troubled because of the place but, everyone is misunderstanding this”
The contents of the words coming from the person that looks like Chocolat, did not enter my head at all…………..who is this?
“I do love Kanade-san and Kanade-san does dote on me but, it’s something close to friendship and the unhealthy actions that everyone imagines does not exist”
…………the expression pupils turning into a dot would probably be used at a time like this I wonder.
[Chocolat…………..chan?][W-what is this, what’s going on?][How would I know]
The uproar turned louder in one go. Everyone has reach extreme discomposure from the atmosphere given out by Chocolat in her sudden change.
“Kanade-san, is there something wrong?”
Chocolat lightly tilted her head beside me and smiled.
“No, what do you mean………….”
The way she smile is similar or not to her carefree self but, it was peaceful, refined and even intelligence could be felt.
“Is there something on my face?”
“………..nothing is there but, who are you?”
“I am Chocolat”
“Nono…………you’re more like, *Fuwaaa* like that………...i also feel that you speak somewhat in hiragana too………..”
Chocolat looked at my eyes and smiled again.
“That’s true; I think anyone would lose their composure if I suddenly talked this way. Okay then, I will explain in sequence”
Blond hair emitting a magnificent glow, a face that looks like a small animal, and a compact figure.
The girl in front of me is definitely Chocolat no matter how much I look at her but………….the atmosphere she was giving off was completely from another person.
“It’s something that occurred in the morning but, I woke up on the floor. Judging by that situation, it seems that I fell off the bed when I was sleeping”
She was still sleeping on top of her bed when I tried to wake her up so, this is after that. Well, it’s probably not weird for Chocolat to fall off her bed because of her monstrous urge to sleep.
“It seems that I hit my head when I fell and I gotten a serious headache from the impact. However, it’s not that serious so far to give me difficulties for my actions so I came straight to school but…………my situation did not get any better at all. Forget that, my consciousness were half-hazy and it even influenced to other body parts too”
Her face turning red and saying [I am not hungry] is because of that. But at that time, it feels kind of like the usual Chocolat though…………
“Thinking back, that was probably a sign before I turned back to my original self. However, that level did not regained back my memories and………………I think it lacked a decisive trigger”
“Trigger?”
At that moment, Chocolat’s face blushed again before she lightly nodded.
“That’s right…………The moment………err……Kanade-san hugged me, I felt my body lighted up and electricity ran through my head………….i guess this is call shock therapy…………by the time I came to, my memories are back”
“Your memories………are back?”
“Yes”
…………Now that I think about it, Chocolat told me that she lost her memories. Because of that, she does not have any information related to the absolute choice and that made me anxious but………
“Kanade-san, I am really sorry that I showed you my pathetic self until now. I will now redeem myself from now on so, please forgive me for my insolence behavior until now.
She lowered her head to show respect.
……………..wait wait wait. The Chocolat until now wasn’t Chocolat and the Chocolat in front of me now is the real one?
Even if you suddenly tell me that, how can I just go “Oh I see” and agree with it.
Chocolat then looked back at the classmates.
“Everyone might be surprised by the sudden events but, this is my real self. Please forgive me for those over-friendly words I made a few days ago. Also, if possible, please get with me along from now on too”
Everyone froze with a blank expression when she showed a smile at them at the end. That’s probably normal; anyone who could accept this talk immediately is probably the weird ones.
Right when the class was covered with a weird silence, Yukihira walked over to us.
“……….Amakusa-kun, can I take this as a new situation play?”
“No no no………..honestly, I don’t understand the situation at all”
“That’s the setting option too right?”
“No that’s not it. Why are you saying it like this is a sex shop”
“Dear customer, an extension will require additional fees”
“Just who are you!”
“Our shop’s motto is [Buy love with money]”
“Like I said, just who are you!”
“I am sorry, can the human garbage please keep quiet for a while”
“So harsh!?”
I wonder why……….Yukihira is scattering a stronger displeased aura compared to just now.
“Yukihira……..are, you angry?”
“Angry? That emotion does not exist in me, who’s known as the [Grand devil with the clear bright smile]”
“I’ve never heard of that at all before though…………”
“Oh my, I did give you a smile when you were naked and asked me [Want to dance] last time”
“Don’t make such a crazy lie!”
“I am sorry. It should be [Want to eat live Shirauo[1]] while you were naked”
“That invitation is too aggressive!”
“The talk got diverted a little but, I don’t have any negative emotions like anger, sadness or hatred. What I have are only pure thoughts that glow bright. What awaits there are unlimited fortune, eternal love and the endless cycle of life and death”
“That just sounds fishy OI!”
“Well, saying that I have no negative emotions at all is just saying too much. I’ll be polite; there are only 3 minus emotions in me”
“3?”
“Yes, I only have [Crude, vulgar and indistinct] in my heart ever since I am born”
“You’re the worst!”
“Amakusa-kun, it’s your bad habit to immediately shout when you’re excited”
“Just who do you think made me like that!”
“See, you’re angry again. Why don’t you go and suck on some cow tits?”
“Why can’t you just tell me to drink milk like normal!”
“Oh my, milk does not have any effects to cure angry on the spot you know”
“You even answered”
“The actions of sucking a cow’s tits, is Amakusa-kun’s unchangeable way of comfort”
“There’s a limit for being a pervert!”
No good………..no matter how many times goes, I could no longer handle it anymore. I got fed up and looked back at Chocolat.
Chocolat, who has been quietly looking at our conversation, showed a face of thinking about something before nodding in understanding.
“The memories of both of your relationship are still in my head but, I feel a little troubled after seeing the real thing. i see, this is how you two display your affections to each other”
“No, by affection, you------“
“A-affections!?”
………..Hn? I think I heard an oddly cute voice coming from behind……….
“…………Yukihira, was that your voice?”
“………..what are you talking about?”
When I turned behind; the usual expressionless Yukihira was there.
“No, the voice just now was………..”
Yukihira was the only girl at that direction but…………
“…………….leaving that aside, Please don’t look at me with those [Spoiled eyes which looks like a zombiefied corpse after being abandoned in Fukai because you got chocked to death by a tofu stuck in your throat, while imaging a witch coupling a <<Rotten Tai[2] x spoiled mackerel>> together]”
“How many rotten parts are there!”
The contents were the usual unknown jokes but, for some reason, is it my imagination that I felt Yukihira’s voice was excited?
“Hn? You, isn’t your face is a little red?”
“Uh!?”
Yukihira’s expression looked shocked for an instant and immediately, waves of killing intent were inside her eyes.
Instantly; Yukihira made a scissor shape with her first and thrust those 2 fingers straight at my eyeballs.
This girl-----is trying to break them.
I have to dodge! Was what I thought but, my body won’t react to that thought. It’s that pattern where my thoughts is only fast and my surrounding movements were in slow motion, like those scenes that often appear in Mangas.
N-no good! I have to close my eyes at least------
“Uu………………………….Ah-re?”
I timidly opened my eyes because the attacking impact did not come. Yukihira’s fingers stopped right before it reached my eyeballs.
“……….Yukihira?”
Yukihira continued staying frozen but after a few seconds, she made a light sigh before lowering her hand. Chocolat looked lonely and mumbled beside me when I was tilting my head.
“…………I’ll be going”
“Ah, oi, Yukihira………..”
Well, Yukihira’s words being weird are normal in a certain way but, this is a little too incomprehensible. Chocolat looked lonely and mumbled beside me when I was tilting my head.
“I am envious of………….Kanade-san’s relationship with Furano-san”
“Huh? Envious? Of that?”
Potent poison, the worst of jokes, and flying absurd violence to finish things off. I think there isn’t any factor that looks envious.
“Yes, Kanade-san looked really energetic when you are talking with Furano-san”
No, I am just tried handling her…………
“I, who only has the ability to serve with my whole heart, cannot communicate with Kanade-san that openly”
Well that’s obvious. She’s probably the only high school female to reply with those jokes, even if you look all over Japan.
“That’s why, after seeing that exchange in front of me…………..”
Chocolat shyly moved her legs while looking down with blushing cheeks.
“What’s wrong”
She mumbled with a disappearing voice.
“Erhm….i am…….a little jealous”
……..no seriously, who is this.
Part 2[edit]
Inside the Amakusa family living room, around the time 7pm.
“Are you serious………….”
I let out a voice of admiration while looking at the food spread out on the table in front of me.
A steak dripping with meat juice and rich sauce, capriccio with assorted fishes, pasta into something three-dimensional way as an arrangement, white stew giving out steam at the right temperature, and a fine colorful salad. All of it is a little too luxuries for a normal dinner.
I wasn’t the one that made these dishes.
“This is the first time cooking for Kanade-san so…………..i might have went too far”
Even though approximately half a day passed since the impactful change but, Chocolat was still doing things right.
She did not sleep in class and was taking down notes normally; she would shock the teacher by giving an accurate answer when she was questions; during break time too, our classmates showered her with questions and she replied them logically, making them perplexed.
A never ending smile and reserved gracefulness, but her splendid behavior would not make anyone feel any distance to her; she’s exactly the manifestation of everyone male’s convenient imaginations.
When will I wake up? was what I felt when I looked at her as if I was watching a dream but, even if I pinched or hit my cheeks, there was no signs of waking up; bringing us to this point.
“No……this is……….”
Chocolat who saw me in lost in words after seeing the food, placed her hands inside her chest pocket and took out a bundle of money.
“Ah, of course, I worked out the necessary cost for it from here so; it will not influence the family’s finances at all”
No, I am not worried about that……………….even though I saw her actually do the cooking, it was still hard to believe that Chocolat was the one that made these.
“Okay, please eat before it gets cold”
“Y-yeah…………..”
I extend my hands to the food while still unable to accept the scene in front of me.
“……….delicious”
No, it’s already a known fact that it won’t taste bad by its appearance but, the taste completely exceeds my expectations.
“This level is enough to ask for money…………”
I have confidence that I have some good cooking skills but, the dishes lined up in front of me, has a quality of a different class.
Chocolat joined her hands in front of her chest and smiled.
“I am happy that Kanade-kun likes it”
“Uu…………..”
I felt somehow very embarrassing so, I urged Chocolat to eat to play it off.
“Ch-chocolat, you eat too”
“No, I will eat the remaining after Kanade-san is satisfied”
……………..i could not believe my ears.
Even if she gained her memories, I never would have imagined that the Food craving demon would say those words…………..
“N-no, I don’t like that so, let’s eat together”
“I understand, if Kanade-san says so then”
Chocolat distributed each dish into a small plate and moved it into her mouth.
Because her actions were so refined; it was completely different from her previous way of eating which was perfect for the sound *Paku**Paku**Musha**Musha*.
My eyes were fixed on her because her beauty was enough to be art.
Having noticed that, Chocolat stopped moving and opened her mouth apologetically.
“Kanade-san, errr……………..it’s embarrassing when you look at me eating………….”
“So-Sorry”
I quickly looked away and choose a dish.
“…………….”
“…………….”
Chocolat and I moved our respective chopsticks in silence………….what’s with this atmosphere.
“L-let’s on the TV”
Unable to bear the silence, I extend my hands to the remote control.
“Hn….Hmuu……Ah………..”
A passionate kiss scene was on. The couple hugging wildly then fell onto the bed like that.
“Oi oi, why is this being shown during 7------uu”
Right when I changed the channel, I accidentally met with Chocolat’s eyes which were staring at me. Her cheeks were slightly blushing.
“Ah, So-sorry. I was the one that told you not to look at me just now and yet……………”
“N-no, I don’t mind……………”
“…..”
“…..”
We immediately looked away and kept quiet……………..seriously, what’s wrong with this atmosphere!
“I am done eating”
After a few minutes later, Chocolat quickly announced that she was done eating.
“Eh, is that enough?”
“Yes, this is enough”
Not much was diminished from the dishes on the table, and it felt as if only a pinch of it was gone. Are you serious……………however, even without comparing to the old Chocolat, I think her food intake is too little compared to a normal girl.
“Hey, you don’t have to be so reserved you know”
“Thank you for your concern. But, servants of god have extremely good energy ratio so, we don’t need to take in nutrients from food that much”
“……………….eh?”
“I enjoy the activity called eating so; I would eat a bento with the girls in school but, judging by the point of maintaining my life; taking in the amount of 1 meal for several days, would be enough. That’s why, I am already full”
“………..”
“Err…………Kanade-san, is there something wrong?”
I silently stared at Chocolat’s stomach when I heard that impactful truth.
If that story was true then, what happen to the enormous amount of food that disappeared in there.
Having guessed my question, Chocolat placed both her hands on her blushing cheeks.
“Err………………I am sorry. There’s something wrong with the me until yesterday. Even though I am a girl, it really is shameful that I devoured things like that……………..”
“No well, leaving that aside. If Chocolat is not eating anymore then………….”
On the table, there is at the very least an estimate of 5 people worth of food. I thought that she considered herself when she cooked.
“All of this is my portion huh…………..”
“I am sorry, I guess it’s too much……….”
*Shyun* Chocolat became depressed.
“Errr, there are things to preserve them and disposing them is also an option-----“
“No, I will eat everything”
“Kanade-san”
I have a small appetite for a male but, there’s no way I simply could leave any food that a girl made for me.
I made up my mind and continued eating.
Un, it’s delicious like I thought. The taste is first class so, that point is a life-saver.
“……Hn? What’s wrong?”
After a while, I noticed something weird about Chocolat. She was acting shy and was trying to say something.
“Err……………I caused a problem to Kanade-san because of my clumsiness so, I will help you eat”
“Help?”
“Err…….meaning…….”
While hesitating to say it, she took a piece of the steak with her chopsticks and moved it to my mouth.
“……….like this”
Oi, doesn’t this mean……….
“………….ahhn”
My thoughts froze when I heard the words that came out from Chocolat’s mouth without any hesitation.
“N-no, this is a little……………”
Chocolat’s eyes looked slightly wet when I respond to her by bending behind in reflex.
“……….was I being an annoyance”
“Uu………..”
………That expression is cheating.
“I-I get it, go ahead……………..”
One complete turn; Chocolat nodded happily.
“Okay, ahhn”
The steak brought out to me, entered my mouth while I felt perplex.
“Un……delicious”
After slowly biting it down, I gave out my honest opinion.
But, Chocolat looked away for some reason.
“What’s wrong?”
“Err………it’s more embarrassing…….than I thought”
……….what’s with that.
“……..I-I see. It can’t be helped if it’s embarrassing”
“I am sorry, any further……is just…………”
“I-I’ll eat the rest”
“Y-yes……….”
“………..”
“………..”
Like I said, what is with this atmosphere, seriously………..
Within the awkward silence which occurred who knows how many times already today; I quietly moved my chopsticks.
“Upuuu…………..”
After 1 hour later, I finished eating all the food.
“I- I am done eating”
“No, Osomatsudeshita” [3]
After smiling happily, Chocolat lowered her head politely.
“I really is delicious and I am not trying to flatter you………okay then”
*Pan**Pan* I stood up while patting my bulging stomach.
“Kanade-san, what’s wrong?”
“What’s wrong? I am just going to clean the dishes”
“If that’s the case then I will do it, you can go and relax”
“No no, you cooked so let me do this at least”
“No, I am a freeloader so, let me do it”
With house chores being my daily routine, doing nothing will make me feel uncomfortable but, it seems that Chocolat won’t budge.
“Well, if you are saying that much then, I guess I’ll ask you to do it……………I wonder what I should do”
“Ah, how about taking a bath? I turned on the hot water switch just now when I was cleaning just now so I think it’s about time for it to fill up”
Just when I wondered why she left her seat when I was eating; she even did something like that too huh.
“I will now prepare a change of clothes for you”
“Ah, no, you don’t have to go that far…………”
I tried to stop her but she ran away.
After a few minutes, Chocolat came back to hand me a set of clothes with a bath towel.
“Here you go”
“A-aah, thank you…………”
I could not hide my lack of composure because of her attentive care.
“Kanade-san, what’s wrong?”
“Aah, no………nothing”
While standing still on place, Chocolat starred at me who was not heading towards bathroom and looked as if she misunderstood something.
“Kanade-san……..err……….can you let me prepare my heart first?”
“Huh?”
“Kanade-san look is showing………….[come in together and wash my back] right?”
“No, that’s wrong but……..”
I immediately denied that but, Chocolat, who entered her weird delusion mode, did not hear me.
“Err……..i can try hard for the back but………………I will be thankful if I don’t have to wash your butt too because I can’t see from the embarrassment………….”
“Like I said, you’re wrong! I didn’t think of wanting you to wash my butt!”
“Uuu…………..err……..for the front, it’s impossible no matter how hard I try”
“What kind Ero manga is this!”
I left Chocolat, whose cheeks were blushing really heard and ran towards the bathroom.
“Kanade-san, how was the temperature??”
Right when she was done washing the dishes; Chocolat wearing an apron came to me when I exited the bathroom and returned to the living room while drying my hair with a towel.
“Aah, it’s just right”
“Is that so. I’m glad”
This refined smile………even though she showed it to me many times already today, the odd feeling lighten up even by a little.
“Chocolat, can I have a moment?”
“Yes, is something wrong?”
Nothing will be fixed if I keep enjoying this changed situation. I have to have a good talk with Chocolat.
I made her to sit on the sofa, and after preparing 2 people worth of juice from the fridge, I sat opposite her.
“I was shocked the whole day and could did not have the chance to get a good talk but, I want to have a clear grasp of your condition now.
“……………that’s true. I also prioritized my feelings to serve Kanade-san and I couldn’t give you a detail explanation”
After introducing that, Chocolat started talking about herself.
“We, just like the name God’s servant, exist only to execute missions given by God”
The story Chocolat talked about, was the full information I already got from the flashy god and it would feel like this if it went down chronologically.
1. Chocolat (The working version) served God everyday energetically.
2. She lost her memories at a certain point. She could not remember how it happened. As a side-effect, her personality even changed and she turned to the useless version.
3. She kept playing around and continued living a lazy life.
4. The manual given to Chocolat by God. It seems that she was suppose to go to A. Magusa .Ganadouru(It’s someone living in another world and is totally unrelated to me but, because of an annoyance, he has another name called Amakusa Kanade). Most likely at the same period, there was another manual sent to an excellent servant too who was suppose to come to me.
5. God, was scolded [You thieving cat!] and shut herself in while pregnant.
6. The Flashy God took on the later jobs of the God that was shut indoors.
7. Chocolat, the excellent servant, was dispatched to many worlds but, she was sent to me by some kind of mistake.
8. I spent my days with the rotten NEET Chocolat.
9. She regained her memories this morning <-- Right now over here.
How Chocolat lost her memories and, the reason of the switch, there were several points I was curious about but, the biggest reason that caused this problem to become annoying is the God that shut herself in.
She’s the one that knows the situation but, because she shut herself in with a soap-opera-like reason, I can’t grasp the whole situation at all and has no choice but to clear missions I am told to do------No, that’s wrong.
If I am right, the flashy God said that even the shut-in God does not have any details of the curse and someone was making me do it; that should be it.
If that’s the case, then that [Someone] is the real culprit that sent those Absolute choices to my head to make me do those absurd and messed up actions.
Which means that, there is a [3rd God] that I don’t know off.
Incidentally; judging by the story just now, Chocolat is only acquainted with the shut-in God and I probably can’t expect any information related to the [3rd God] from her.
“Err………Kanade-san”
I was pulled back from my thoughts when I heard Chocolat’s hesitating voice.
“Y-yeah, what’s wrong?”
“I can only look after Kanade-san but……….is it okay if I stay by your side from now on?”
She looked up at me, and was making an uneasy expression. It seems that, she was fretting over the fact that she could not provide any useful information to me.
“As I've said from before in the classroom, I will use all my strength to repay back my rudeness I caused until now”
“No, you don’t really have to use all your strength you know. I just can't ask you to leave after all this time”
“R-really”
The moment she heard my words, Chocolat’s expression flipped from her clouded look which she was showing from earlier, to a smile that looks like a flower.
“Are you really that happy?”
“Yes, it is my pleasure to serve Kanade-san”
Even though her personality changed, her stance towards me is unmoving huh.
However, isn’t this just too unnatural? When she was in her bouncy condition, I went “Well she’s like that” and did not think too deeply into it, but just why would this serious Chocolat like me without any clear reason? That was the question that came up.
Right when I was thinking, Chocolat *Suu* stood up.
“Kanade-san, can I sit beside you?”
“Eh, yeah, I don’t mind”
I replied that and she quietly walked to me before sitting right beside me.
“Pardon me”
“A-aah…………….”
I get oddly nervous when this Chocolat come beside me…………..rather, I might have said I don’t mind but, isn’t this just too close?
Well you know, her arms and thighs are definitely touching me…………
And Chocolat being Chocolat; she’s embarrassed even though she was the one that chose to be so close.
As a result; both of us were stuck in silence.
“….….…”
“………..”
Seriously, how many times does this make………………someone please do something about this weird atmosphere…………
“………..errr, Kanade-san, this might be a problematic talk but, can you listen to me?”
After a few seconds, Chocolat opened her mouth hesitantly. If she’s able to help us escape from this awkward situation then I don’t mind no matter what topic it may be.
“What’s wrong?”
“I love you”
“BuPuuu!”
I spit out the juice stuffed in my mouth by reflex.
“Oh my, this is a problem”
Chocolat did not show any behavior of disgust and used her finger to wipe the drools around my mouth.
“N-no, it’s okay, I’ll do it by myself. Leaving that aside…………….what did you just say?”
“No way, saying it again is embarrassing but………..i love you”
“L-love, hey you…………….”
Even though it’s something she said many times already, the destructive power is incomparable if Chocolat says those words directly to me in this situation.
“Err………what does Kanade-san……think of me?”
“Uu…………”
Chocolat brought her face closer and looked up at me.
“N-no, even if you ask me suddenly like that…………wait, what’s wrong?”
The moment I pulled my body back by reflex, Chocolat suddenly changed.
“Kanade-san………….you want to cure the Absolute Choice right?”
Light immediately disappeared from her eyes and turned into empty eyes.
“Huh? Well, that’s obvious but, why that sudden----“
“Then please obey me”
“What are you saying all of a sudden……Oowah!”
Both my shoulders were suddenly grabbed and I was pushed down onto the sofa.
“Chocolat…..what are you……….”
My head can't keep up with the sudden developments. I tried to get her away for now but, Chocolat’s strength was oddly too much and I could not resist.
Chocolat leaned onto me while looking up at me and directed me with those empty eyes.
“……………can I please kiss you?”
“Wha……………”
Without giving any chance to get surprised; she brought her face closer.
“uu………..”
Looking at her again, her appearance is so cute that it’s just plain cheating. What’s more, her blushing face and empty expression bring out an unbalance factor, causing an additional odd sexiness.
Most likely; the Chocolat now won’t hate me no matter what I do. Even if I kiss her like how she wants ………..and even if I take a few steps further.
Those delusions were giving off an irresistible charm.
But………..i mustn’t.
Chocolat could not wait any longer and brought her lips to the touching zone.
“If Kanade-san won’t do it then, I will-----“
“Wait a sec!”
“Kyaa!”
I used all my strength and raised my body. Chocolat, who was horse riding me, fell off the sofa.
“Haaa……….Haa……..”
Kuh…………….i didn’t want to reject her this far but, our lips will definitely overlap if it continued on.
I extended my hands to Chocolat since I was the one who first stood up.
“A-are you okay, Choco----“
Chocolat woke up and hugged me as hard as she could.
“Uoou!”
Her strength is tremendous as usual, and I got pushed backwards because I failed to hold my ground.
“Ouch!”
With the momentum of being thrown, my back slammed onto the kitchen cabinet.
Chocolat go of her hands around my neck and pushed my shoulders to the kitchen cabinet.
“Let’s…….kiss. Don’t you want to……..make the Absolute choice disappear?”
Kissing will make the Absolute choice to disappear? What’s going on? No, now isn’t the time to be thinking that!
“Ch-Chocolat, anyway, let’s calm down”
Weird…………This Chocolat is weird no matter how much I think about it. Just what happened to her?
“Are you really that reluctant……..to kiss me”
No good, her eyes are still empty and she isn’t in a condition where I can talk to her.
“Kanade-san………”
Chocolat brought her lips closer again. Thi-this is bad. Both my shoulders were restrained and I cannot get off her grasp.
“S-stop!”
The moment the back of my head slammed the kitchen cabinet after I shouted------
“Uuu!”
Something fell off the shelf and hit Chocolat’s head.
“Uuu…………….”
Maybe the spot was bad; Chocolat wobbled, and fell onto her butt.
I confirmed the object that fell to the floor.
This is………a cookie container.
Chocolat pressed her head and stood up beside me.
Kuh…………..what should I do. I have to do something or the same thing will occur again. I retreat backwards will staying cautious to Chocolat.
However, Chocolat stood up and looked at me with a surprised look.
“Hoe?”
Part 3[edit]
The sun rose up and it was the next day.
“Hamuu………Hamuhamu……….hamuhamuhamu”
It’s decreasing. The breakfast lined up on the table was slowly decreasing as I watch it”
“Hey, Choco-----“
“Wraht ish it, Kanade-faan”
Chocolat, who raised her face, looked like a hamster with a stuffed mouth.
“No…………..i guess I’ll leave it after the meal…………”
“? Twehn I’ll do that”
Chocolat said something mysterious before returning back to her meal.
I looked at her with the feelings of unable to say anything.
And after a few minutes, Chocolat was half-way done eating and took a moment to rest, before wiping her mouth in satisfaction.
“Fuhaah. It feels like I didn’t eat for 1 year”
“……….it’s definitely your imagination so don’t worry”
She’s back…………Chocolat got hit on the head by a cookie container and is completely back to normal”
“I won’t be able to hold back if I see all these delicious food in the morning”
After saying a very abstracted comment, she once again stuffed herself with the food; there was no trace of that graceful figure from yesterday at all………of course, that goes for that rampage too.
“Kanade-san, why are you making such a difficult face?”
“Aah, well there’s something in my mind………..but, aren’t you eating too much?”
The amount of side-dishes was normal (it’s still 3 times more than what a normal person could handle though) but, the number of time she asked for a refill reached a new record of 2 cups more compared to the normal amount until now.
“Fufu, that’s not true”
Chocolat stopped her chopsticks and walked over to me. She then showed her stomach in a somewhat skilled manner.
*GuGyuuuuu*
“It’s like this”
“What kind of stomach is this!”
Impossible………….even though she said that her stomach would get full after a bit yesterday……….does her stomach capacity change depending on her memories?
“………….hey, Are you really sure that you can’t remember anything from yesterday?”
“Yesterday?................i remember waking up and feeling something hitting my head but, did something happen after that?”
She’s purposely acting like a fool……….no way, especially for this Chocolat.
“…………well, it’s okay I guess”
I was curious about many things but------
“Hamu……..hamu………….”
If I see her eating that happily then, I don’t feeling like caring about the even that happened yesterday.
“Hn? Is there something on my face?”
“……………..well, there are many rice stuck around”
“Oooh, now that’s a waste”
Chocolat picked off one rice at a time and shoved it into her mouth. I think her behavior of a girl is a problem but, she it seems that she doesn’t really care about it. It’s a great difference compared to herself from yesterday who gets embarrassed when she’s being looked at while she’s eating. After this too, she gulped down the rice with incredible energy.
And, after a few minutes.
“I am doneee eating”
“To think that you reached a record of 5 cups………..”
The refrigerator I stocked up with a great amount of ingredients all disappeared…………..The moment Chocolat stood up energetically while I looked tired.
*thud*.
“Ah………..”
Chocolat quickly picked up something that fell onto the chair from the back of her pajamas.
“You, that’s………”
“Th-there’s nothing”
She’s clearly avoiding looking at me.
“Let me take a look”
If my eyes are correct…………
“Aah, Kanade-san, you don’t have to be so forceful”
“Bring it here”
I forcefully took away the object she quickly tried to put behind in her back.
“Like I thought………….”
This is the box of high-grade sweet bean jelly [4] from the Toraneko shop.
“There’s one left here………..huh”
There were definitely 2 of them inside this, meaning that half of it decreased.
“…………I told you never to eat this right”
It’s a prized product only prepared for special customers.
“Wh-who knows, I have no memories of yesterday so I don’t know”
“I didn’t say yesterday right?”
“Err……….it’s that; my memories are cloudy so I don’t remember clearly……….”
It’s rare to find a person this bad at lying……..however, just when I thought It wasn’t enough when I told her not to eat this; I even changed the placement for it so, just did she manage to find it.
“Chocolat…….i won’t get angry so tell me the truth”
“R-really?”
“Yeah”
It’s basically confessing her mistake at the point when her eyes glowed but, I stopped myself from retorting that and waited for her response.
“Actually. When Kanade-san was making breakfast, another delicious smell flowed from another place………”
She sniffed out the smell of the wrapped sweet bean jelly in the furthest back of the drawer…………..what kind of nose do you have.
“I then found the sweet bean jelly when I opened the drawer”
“………..And?
*Girori* I glared at her.
“…………I immediately put it back”
……Houu, even though an absolute proof was in front of me, she’s still trying to act innocent huh.
“I see, I understand now. Then, how would you explain this behind you?”
“……………E-eerr, right after that, my back felt extremely itchy and……….i made a mistake by thinking it was a backscratcher and used it instead”
“……….i see, I see. It can’t be helped if you mistaken this for a backscratcher right. But, I wonder why 1 is missing. It really is a mystery”
“Uu………..Tha-that’s……r-right. I-it’s bacteria. A huge amount of bacteria appeared and decomposed it”
“Oh I see oh I see, it’s bacteria huh. I didn’t know that there’s a type of bacteria that can decompose several sweet bean jelly together with its packaging. Un un, Chocolat is so smart”
“Ehehe”
She’s seriously happy…………I’ve never seen an idiot like this before.
“By the Chocolat, this is a different talk but, how does the sweet bean jelly taste like?”
“It was very delicious”
“So you did eat it!”
*Bam* I slammed the table with my fist.
“Huh…………..Th-that was a bluff. I got tricked by a seriously bad bluff”
I got kind of pissed because she acted as if she was the victim and lightly pinched her cheeks.
“So this is the mouth that ate someone’s food and still lies huh”
“B-because, it looked so delicious”
“You; do you put anything in your mouth as long as it looks delicious”
“Thwad is wrighd”
Is that so……….
“……..looks like you have quite a thick nerve”
“Efuefue”
“No, I am not praising you! What kind of brain do you have!”
I let go from pinching her cheeks and glared at her again.
“I am sorry……….”
*Shuun* Chocolat looked depressed.
Seriously, how stubborn are you when it comes to food…………then suddenly, I remembered something and wanted to confirm something Chocolat said yesterday.
“Hey, God’s servant doesn’t have to eat so much because the energy efficiency is good right?”
“? What are you saying Kanade-san, I don’t understand you”
No, you should be able to……….
“I heard this from your mouth that you could survive for several days by eating once………..”
“Aah, it’s about that. I don’t have to eat if it’s just surviving but, I will still get hungry”
“But, you got full after eating just a bit”
“Others is others, we are we”
“This isn’t from others! It’s from you!”
“Well, leaving aside that stomach language”
“There’s no such thing in Japanese! Isn’t it just because of your stomach!”
“Kande-san, the reason why I eat many foods is because………..”
Without caring about my retort, Chocolat continued her words in her pace and showed a smile after looking back at me.
“I feel very happy if I eat delicious food”
“Uu…………..”
Just like what she said, that smile looks really satisfied.
I somehow feel like an idiot for shouting at her.
“…………this side suits you”
I leaked out unintentionally.
The smile of this leisure Chocolat is more charming than the smile Chocolat showed yesterday.
“I don’t hate……looking at you eat too anyway”
I mumbled quietly to avoid letting her hear me.
“Okay Chocolat, we should get going-----“
After changing my clothes and checking my appearance, I returned back to the living room to find a unbelievable scene.
“Hamu………hamu………”
“…………by the way Chocolat-kun………….what are you doing right now?”
“Fue?”
No matter how much I stare at her, the scene in front of me wouldn’t change. Chocolat was there stuffing the remaining Toraneko sweet bean jelly into her mouth.
“Fufu………ufufu……….”
I got closer to Chocolat while making a creepy voice and grinded her head with my clenched fist.
“O-ouch”
Chocolat had teary eyes.
“Okay, I wonder what kind of wonderful excuse you will give me this time”
This is a crime with no excuse acceptable. I will not forgive her even if she give me whatever arguments she has this time. I will have to punish her by reducing her food for a period of one week which cannot compare to a pay cut.
However, Chocolat’s next words froze me.
“B-because, Kanade-san that this side suits me better”
………..Huh?
“Y-you said that just now with a soft voice”
“Idi……..you, wh-why did you hear it!?”
Sh-she heard that mumble? My face temperature jumped up instantly.
“After that, you said that you liked watching me eat food”
“Wha………..”
Sh-she heard that too!?
“So, I thought it was okay to eat it and…………Err, Kanade-san, why is your face red?”
“S-shut up! Let’s get to school already!”
“Ah, wait for a bit. I am almost done eating----“
“I’ll eat it so give it to me!”
“Aaah, what a harsh starvation tactic”
I snatched the sweet bean jelly away from Chocolat and moved it to my mouth.
“Sweet…………”
Maybe my taste-buds turned weird because I lost my composure; the high-grade sweet bean jelly which are praised to have a delicate taste, only felt like a black cluster of sweetness.
Interlude 1: A Certain Possibility's Story 1[edit]
“Kueee kuee kuee kueee!”
My loud uproars echoed around me.
Yes, I am a devil.
I own tremendous magic and am the incarnation of evil which uses power beyond human comprehension.
But………..
*Pichi*! *Pichi**PIchi*!
My jumping sounds echoed around me . Yes, I am a fish.
I think no one will understand what I meant but, both of it is the truth.
Right now, I have the power of the devils which is deep and original but, my appearance is that………..of a fish.
Although I am able to talk, I have no means to bring out the magic inside me because my body has no limbs.
Wait? Doesn’t that mean that I am just a talking fish------No, that’s not true. My real nature is that of an atrocious devil.
Which means that I am a devil and also a fish. I am not one of them, but am both.
I am a Devil and also a fish. [5]
Devil and also a fish.
I am a fish.
Hnn? I think I stimulated a memory of my past life which should have been sealed…………no good, I can’t remember.
Well, nothing can be done if I think about it. I decided to put all my strength to jump one more time.
* Pichi*! *Pichi**Pichi**Pichi**Pichi*!
Un, it’s an exceptionally good jump from me. As expected from me. As expected from a devil. And as expected from a fish.
Incidentally, I hope someone would pass by and throw me back into the water or else I will dry to death ……….what am I going to do.
Chapter 2: I Will Make You Cry So, Let Me Have A Peaceful School Life![edit]
Part 1[edit]
“Fufuun~~Going to school with Kanade-san~~”
At first, Chocolat was grieving about the fact that I snatched the sweet bean jelly (It was originally not hers though) but, here comes the threatening birdbrain oh hers. She immediately forgot about it after walking for a while and started humming in a good mood.
Chocolat reached the classroom with that mood and entered inside.
“Ah……..G-good morning Chocolat-chan”
Itou who was near the entrance, talked to Chocolat with a hesitant voice.
“Ah, Itou-san, Good morning”
Chocolat lowered her head energetically.
“Ah-re? Chocolat-chan…….is back…….to normal?”
“What do mean by normal?”
Chocolat looked surprised.
“Itou, Chocolat’s memories are a little jumbled up because she was feeling unwell yesterday. She’s back to normal as you can see so, talk to her like you would usually do”
“…………I-I see”
Even though she was tilting her head, Itou made a face of relief. Well, there’s no way she would agree with everything but, we have no choice but to wait for her mind to accept it.
“Ah”
Chocolat noticed Yukihira’s sights which were looking at our situation from the window, and ran towards her. I followed her immediately right after.
“Furano-san, Good morning”
“Good morning…………looks like you’re normal again”
“? Was I that weird yesterday?”
Chocolat tilted her head while placing her index finger on her mouth.
“Yes, you were so decent that it was weird”
“?”
Chocolat looked completely clueless but, those words really fit the description.
“Amakusa-kun, what happened to Chocolat yesterday?”
Well, it’s a normal question but, there’s no way I could give a proper explanation since I am not sure either. I can speak ambiguously.
“…………..Yeah, she suffered temporary symptom that’s similar to amnesia but, she turned back to normal after a small shock.
In truth it was the opposite; even though it’s [She returned back to the condition where she lost her memories after regaining it back], things would get annoying if I explain so, I am leaving that out.
“I see, Amakusa-kun succeeded in his night shock therapy huh”
“Those are the ideas of an old man!”
That was the worst of jokes.
“I see. Only Amakusa Kanade succeeded huh”[6]
“What’s with that satisfied look! It’s not that amazing you know!”
“Well, compared to Amakusa-san’s technique in that field, it doesn’t look that amazing”
“I am not good at it! Rather, I am just plain bad! No, I don’t even have experience in the first place so I don’t know if I am good or bad! Wait, why am I exposing this over enthusiastically!?”
“I am kind of………sorry”
“Don’t show such a serious reply there!”
Yukihira looked at both me and Chocolat’s face.
“Amakusa-kun, is it true that you did not do anything to Chocolat-san?”
“Yeah, I didn’t”
Something was about to be done to me though…………
“I see……….”
Yukihira lightly nodded.
“Congratulations Amakusa-kun, you ranked up from [Super low-life bastard] to [Ultra wimp or Miracle Homo]”
“I don’t get it but, is that going up!?”
“Are you Homo?”
“Don’t cling onto the weird part!”
“Incidentally; you might get mistaken with Wo*der Momo if I used Wonder Homo so, I decided to go with Miracle Homo; did you notice that?”
“I would absolutely not have noticed, heck, there’s no way I would get it wrong!”
“To think that you still think that the word absolute still exist……..you are still unknowledgeable of this world little boy”
“Just who are you!”
“Well, the only person that is permitted to use that words is probably the invincible Raijin O*”[7]
“Your jokes have been old from just now! Just how old are you!”
“I’m 10016 years old though”
“Your Excellency!”
After seeing my conversations with Itou and Yukihira, the classmates started making noises because they probably knew Chocolat went back to normal.
[Chocolat is better this way like I thought] [Un un, yesterday’s one was good but, this feeling of wanting to give her candy is much cuter] [Iyaa, it feels so calming looking at her] [I-I wonder if she could change into a much stricter personality. I want to be fully punished by Chocolat-chan though……..]
……….leaving the pervert at the end, everyone accepted the old Chocolat but, it’s like they were happy as if it was their own problem. I guess it’s like a the feelings of a mother bird.
“Hn?”
At that moment, I noticed a black shadow at the edge of my view and the instant I looked over there,
“Uoo!”
Yuuouji was floating outside the window.
“Wha………wha………..”
Wh-what’s going on? She’s completely stopped mid-air while raising one hand upwards. Everyone noticed that and the classroom turned noisy.
Within everyone, Yuuouji who was looking at me, *Nii* smiled and her canine fangs peeked out.
“Here we go”
She then opened the window with her other hand as if nothing happened and jumped into the classroom.
“Oh-ya? Why is everyone making weird faces?”
“No, it’s because you were floating………”
“Eh? It’s not rare for Ama-chi to be lonely right?”
“I am not talking about my status! I am talking about you floating materialistically”
…….Do you know this Yuuouji. An innocent poison hurt the most.
“I was floating? Aah, you’re referring to that”
After Yuuouji said that, she pointed outside the window.
“What?”
There’s a black ring floating at the spot where Yuuouji was at.
“There is a very thin nylon thread coming out from that. I then look like I am floating after dangling on it”
I see, I can see something sparkling from the sunlight, above the ring if I focus my eyes.
“Well, I get the trick but……..why would you do that in the first place?”
Yuuouji made a prankster smile.
“Mufufu, I was cornered by a bad monster on the rooftop early at the morning so, I jumped off with everything I got”
Right when I was wondering where I should retort her, another question popped up in my mind.
“Now that I think about it……..are you alright already?”
She didn’t mind Chocolat’s transformation yesterday but, she was acting oddly embarrassed in her own way and was acting weird quite often.
But today’s Yuuouji looks completely back to her normal self.
“Am I okay? Aah, were you talking about the panties accident?”
She immediately replied with a dumbfounded expression.
“No, why are you saying that loudly even though you were so embarrassed about it before………….”
“Mufufu, it’s different from yesterday; until yesterday………..look at this!”
Together with a fearless smile, *Ba* she lifted her skirt.
What appeared there was a sports pant which has the same shape as a bloomer but much more smaller in size.
“Mufufu, with this, it would be ready to wear a bloomer anytime”
…………what’s with that absolute trust towards sport pants.
“Look look, I am fine after doing this too”
Faster than I could say anything, Yuuouji started a handstand at the spot.
“Un, it’s indecent so stop it”
“Really, I wonder”
She then spread her legs. She half-way through, she stopped her legs and it looks like the spinning bird kick from Chun li………….i wondered this the whole time but, just what kind of physical abilities does she have.
“Here we go”
The moment Yuuouji finished the handstand and *Pan**Pan* clapped her hands, the classroom door opened violently with a bang.
“Kuoruraaa!”
A weird voice then echoed.
“W-what is it?”
The student counselor Kishibe-sensei was there”
“Ah, the monster came”
“Yuuouji………….how dare you…………now you’ve done it”
*Zee**Zee*the face of Kishibe-Sensei who was breathing wildly, looked oddly red maybe because he was angry.
Because of some over the top pranks, Kishibe-sensei often has the worst impression on Yuuouji but, I have not seen him his angry before. What did she do to him?
“S-sensei, what’s wrong?”
Kishibe-Sensei glared at me.
“Amakusa, your comrade has committed a sin which deserves death”
What do you mean by my comrade……..i gathered attentions from many teacher because of the absolute choice but, it would be nice if you don’t pair me up with Yuuouji, and that’s my honest opinion.
“Oi, what did you do”
I brought my closer and asked Yuuouji about the situation.
“You know, Kishibe-sensei is bald right?”
“………..Well yeah”
Even though it’s quite bewildering that she pointed out that straightforwardly, I still nodded. Kishibe-sensei’s side hair wide is so unnatural that, everyone knows that there was no hair at all underneath there.
“And you know, Sensei snapped at me oddly when I talked about a scalp activating drug that my family was developing”
Well, UOG’s development strength is at top class in any fields inside the country so, I can kind of understand counting on them though.
“Sensei said that he could not wait until the release date. Even though I said the prototype was dangerous and it’s better not to use it, he said that he would not complain no matter what and I smuggled it out to give him but………”
For some reason, Yuuouji looked like she was holding herself back from laughing.
“His hair really did grow but, it kind of looks like seaweed…………”
“Seaweed?”
I concentrated at Kishibe-sensei’s head.
Ah, she’s right.
Moist wobbly hair was peeping out from the gaps between the gaps of those side hairs which were put on tightly.
“Ahahaha, Sensei, seaweed, seaweed is forced out”
Even though she shouldn’t do it, Yuuouji pointed at him and laughed.
“Ahahahahahaha! That’s why I told you to not do it. Ahahahahaha!”
“Yu……Yuuoujiiiiiiii!”
Kishibe-sensei’s anger reached its peak. I kind of feel that he deserved it for that prototype case but, Yuuouji’s reaction was just too harsh.
“Ahaha, I have to run from the seaweed monster!”
“Wait Kuoruraaa!”
Yuuouji ran out of the class in a really fun mood.
I am glad she turned back to normal………but, I feel kind of off like what I felt with Chocolat.
Part 2[edit]
Lunch time.
“Amakusa-kun, can I have your time”
A 2nd year female student council member came to the classroom to see me. She’s the one that delivered the order letter for the competition and since her personality is very normal, she’s someone really easy to talk to.
“………what’s wrong today”
However, her personality is unrelated to the student councils (Rather, the presidents) plans. I feel like taking a step back naturally since she might invite me to another dubious event again.
She felt my cautiousness and made a wry smile.
“Oh you, I came here to have a nice talk today”
“Nice talk?”
Yes yes, while agreeing to my question, she took out an envelope from her pocket.
“Here you go”
After saying that, she handed over the envelope.
“This is?”
“Un, Amakusa-kun’s group the [Reject 5] were the ones that won in the competition right? This is the prize”
Prize? I was not told anything beforehand but, to think that there was something like that.
I opened the envelope suspiciously.
“This is a……ticket?”
A big [Aqua Galaxy] was written right in the middle.
If I am right, that’s the name of the grand pool which opened last year. From the words written on it, it seems that it’s a free pass for one day.
“Oh, am I going to get that too?”
Yuuouji peeked over through my shoulders
“Of course. The helper Hakoniwa-san and the replacement representative Chocolat-san is also there so, there is a total of 5 tickets”
“Ooo, I get to go too”
Chocolat wiggled her tail.
“Ama-chi, this place is huge. Rather than calling there a pool, it feels more like a theme park where you walk around in your swimsuit”
Yuuouji eyes sparkled happily. Now that I think about it, it was quite the topic when it first opened and had many television specials on it.
“Then, everyone please enjoy okay”
The student council girl lightly waved and left.
“Mufufu, this is going to make my fun blood boil”
“Looks fun”
Yuuouji and Chocolat showed joyful responses.
“Oh my, what happened to make you all that happy?”
Yukihira appeared after seeing them like that and I gave her a brief explanation.
“The pool huh…………..”
But the moment she heard the place, Yukihira’s expression slightly clouded.
“What’s wrong?”
“………..nothing”
Yukihira’s reaction was very contrastive to Yuuouji and Chocolat’s reactions. She doesn’t have the character to go jolly together with them but, it still feels off nonetheless.
“Okay okay, Sensei, is Banana counted as a snack?”
Yuuouji raised her hands like an elementary school student beside her.
“You, are you really planning to bring bananas to the pool……..hn?”
My cell-phone suddenly vibrates when I was tired. When I looked at the sender, I saw the [God] Mission mail which I have already gotten familiar with.
Well, I knew it was about time so, I was not really that surprised when the mission came but, the problem was it’s content.
I prayed hard for it to be something easy this time before opening the mail.
<<On the 9th of June (Day), take a photo of Yuuouji Ouka’s crying face in Aqua Galaxy>>
Will Yuuouji……..even cry?
Part 3[edit]
Lunch on the next day.
“○○○ with O-Onii-chan at the Pool! Of course I will go”
“………….just pretend you did not hear what I said”
“Wah wah, it’s just a joke. I’ll change it to ●●●”
“It has gotten even worse!”
The name of the girl that suddenly went full out on using words that will cause the end of this broadcast is called Hakoniwa Yuragi. She’s my childhood friend and is self-proclaims to be my little sister.
Well, rather than only me, she declared herself to be the little sister of all of humanity and would interact with any male or female regardless of age as their little sister; she has a little……..no, very odd fetish.
Well to put it into one word, she’s the same type as Yukihira and Yuuouji. Which means, there’s no need to take her on seriously at all. I’ll just hand her the ticket and get------
“Choose 1.”Haa……….Haa…………Yu-Yuragi, lick the back of my leg”
2. Become real siblings with Yuragi.
3. “I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”
……………it’s 3 choices now huh.
Those contents had a lot of spots for me to retort but, let me verify each of them individually.
First off is 1. What was given was just a line for me to say so, there’s no means to forcing her to actually do it. Which means, things would end the moment I say that but, Yuragi will probably really do it so I can’t choose it because it’s scary.
2. I don’t have to even think about it, it’s totally out of the question. As long as it’s not a line, the contents I pick will definitely become reality.
Being blood related to Yuragi means that, we will be staying in the same house. The world will probably distort that way…………it gives me the chills just thinking about it.
………..wait just a second. I should be changing the way I think here. She will no longer bother me this much if we become actual blood relatives---------no, there’s no way. If it’s Yuragi, she will probably say [It doesn’t matter as long as there is love] like its normal.
Well no matter what I do, I can’t just readily pick a choice that can change a person’s fate.
Which means, 3 is the only one after some elimination………although, this one has the smell of danger all over it………..i have no choice but to say it”
“…………..I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”
After looking blank for an instant, Yuragi’s face glowed.
“O-Onii-chan finally gone lovey dovey!”
…………no good, things will get annoying if I don’t do something.
“No, I am not in lovey dovey. I made a mistake in my wording. In the first place, I wanted to change the Onii-chan base------“
“Aniki, Onii-sama, Oni-tan, Oni-chin, Onimaro…….Aah, which one should I pick”
………..she’s not listening.
“Ah, oh yeah, I should declare that now. Onii-chan listen to me, listen to me”
*Pon* Yuragi remembered something and hit her hands. She started talking without waiting for my reply.
“Actually, I have been thinking of a system for a long time. The change of calling many Onii-chan’s within a lifetime; It will be the evolution of the Onii-chan which cannot be compared to how the name of fishes change as they grow larger”
………….That’s sounds bad.
Well, she won’t listen even if I tell her to stop so, I guess I’ll let her say whatever she wants now.
“First off, it will be [Baby Onii-chan] when he is born”
I don’t get it right off the bat.
“And if an older sister or younger brother is born then [Onii-chan x Onii-chan]”
“It’s like a coupling of one person for some reason!”
“After that, the main seat of the main actor for the [Onii—] Musical Audition was taken when he took the road as a child actor”
“Don’t say it like Annie!”[8]
“However, only one piece could be perfected. The road of being an actor was closed off causing despair and the loss of energy to go to school anymore; therefore, the road of the [Oneet] has been taken” [9]
“That’s just too forced!”
“After several years, just when life got boring and he was walking in the 2nd district of Shinjuku, a certain person tapped onto his shoulders. He then got his guts slammed back in by that person and started walking on the path of the [Tranny Onii-chan]”
“That’s just plain annoying!”
“And after a few more years. He returned back to normal after several twist and turns, and married a normal female. He had to change his name because he was adopted into the family as the son-in law so, he was given an annoying name called [Anegasaki Ani]” [10]
“Why is he Married Ne○-san! No, he should be happy about it! No rather, the last name isn’t Ani!”
“Even more years later, he tried to name his child [Sister LoverHaa Haa] but was rejected by the government”
“That’s not sparkly at all!”
“When he turned 40 years old, his puffed out passion was rekindled. He once again took on the [Onii--] Audition but was sadly rejected”
“Of course! He was not well received in the first place anyway!”
“And, his desired first grandchild was born and he turned to [Old Onii-chan]”
“Why are you saying it like they are differentiated by eldest and youngest brother!”
“He will then continue remaining in the memories of many people as [Precious Oni] after death”
“You are going to get cursed you know!”
……..What is this. There’s only retorts but, well, she is probably satisfied after saying this much.
“So, are you satisfied now?”
Yuragi pouted when she saw my sober expression.
“Buu---, how boring. Even though I changed the way of calling onii-chan”
“No like I said, change your way of calling me away from Onii-chan”
“Something other than Onii-chan, for example?”
“Let’s see, I am one year older than you so, just call me Amakusa-senpai like normal”
“Ehhh, that’s so unhealthy”
“Which part of it……………calling me Onii-chan even though we aren’t blood related is more unhealthy. Anyways, just try it out once to see how it goes”
After urging her, Yuragi murmured reluctantly.
“………..Amakusa-senpai”
“uh!”
My body froze for an instant.
Uooh……..This isnt bad at all. No, it’s Yuragi so she is quite cute (Her appearance) is that of an underclassman and being called Senpai is the yearning of all males.
“Yuragi, you can do it if you try; use that every time when you call-----”
“Ooooeeeeeee!”
“Wh-what’s wrong!?”
Yuragi suddenly pressed her chest and threw up.
Although she did not puke, she powerlessly lost her strength and fell to the ground on four.
“A-are you alright?”
I quickly pat her back. Her face turned deadly pale and she was sweating profusely; Just what is happening to Yuragi’s body?
“Uu………No, I have to call people Onii-chan or Onee-chan when I call them or else the feeling of throwing up from disgust will…….”
“How serious are you!”
I didn’t have to interact with her so I pushed the ticket to her and returned back to the second floor. Seriously, why is inviting to the pool this tiring………..
Rather, why are we going to the pool in the first place. I didn’t hear anything about a prize before the competition was held and I think it feels a little unnatural that it’s this sudden.
“Seriously, what is that president thinking………”
“Did you call~~”
“Uooowaah!”
A sudden voice appeared behind me and I was close to falling on my butt.
“P-president……….”
The person making an elegant smile was the student president and the unmovable number 1 of the popular ranking; Seikou Academy’s prided charismatic, Kokubyakuin Seira.
“Wh-when did you get behind…….”
It can’t be helped because there wasn’t any presence of someone around, and she suddenly appeared out of nowhere just like that.
“I kind of felt Amakusa-kun calling me~”
“…………You’re not answering my question at all and I did not call you”
“Oh my, how boring~~”
No, that’s because you are too suspicious.
She would direct her imaginary affections to me, say things that make me think that she knows about the [Curse] and I have no clue about her goal.
“President, just what are you trying to do, what’s with this pool ticket?”
I looked at here with a criticizing look.
“Oh my~~, not pleased by it?”
The president did not care about it at all and gave a carefree smile.
“I wanted to help Amakusa-kun who lives a useless life to get better even it’s a little though~~”
“Err………….can you not decide a person life to be a useless one”
“That’s because, you quickly introduced yourself in full nude when you enrolled in the school; I can’t handle it if it’s me you know~~”
“I didn’t go that far!”
“Then how far did you do it~~?”
“I introduced half my butt due to elimination of choice at that time and ……..my life really is just useless huh!?”
……………I’m surprised I didn’t get expelled. Amazing, my past self.
“You changed the topic. Are you planning something by making me go to the pool?”
“It’s for Amakusa-kun’s happiness~~”
“……that’s a lie?”
“It’s a lie~~”
……no good, she has not intentions to answer.
“I’ll change my question. Chocolat was acting weird yesterday and do you know why?”
“Oh my~~ the usual one is normal?”
The answer is kind of off.
“No………….she’s normally weird too”
“Then isn’t she the same as usual~~?”
……no good, she has not intentions to answer.
After that, I tried asking her [Are you the God that send those choices to me?], [Will the choices disappear if I kiss?] relatively core questions since I had nothing to lose but, sure enough; she avoided it gracefully.
In the first place; it was my fault to think that I can get information out from this person. Because I could not gain anything, it’s not like I want to personally know her so, I decided to leave.
“Then, I will be going back to my class”
“Oh my, I wanted to talk a little longer. But well, I have something I need to give Yawakaze-san and Reikadou-san so I’ll stop here I guess~~”
Yawakaze and Reikadou…………..they are members in the popular ranking that was in the competition. I don’t know what she was going to hand out but, so that’s the reason why she came down to the 2nd floor.
“Well then, I will be expecting a fun event to occur in the pool~~”
The President left those words before lightly walks down the corridor.
Fun huh. The members are all there, and there’s that mission too so there’s no way such an event will----
“Choose:
1. All the people that turn to perfect Normal fags in Aqua Galaxy will explode.
2. Say your thoughts at random timings in Aqua Galaxy.
3. To the end of the Galaxy……………”
……………not happen huh, as expected.
I returned back to the classroom while my tension was low.
…………just what was with those choices. The content for 3 was far too incomprehensible so I did not pick that while people will really explode (Physically) if I picked 1. I could easily imagine the scene where normal fag explosions would occur at a place filled with floating women.
The only choice was 2 but, it looks like it will turn out into something big based on the situation…………..
“Oh, Ama-chi, how was Yuragi-chi?”
I recalled back my original goal thanks to Yuuouji’s calling me out. Now that I think about it, I went there to confirm that.
“Yeah, (Sadly) she’s going”
“Then everyone can play together”
Chocolat and Yuuouji turned noisy like yesterday.
“Can I have a moment. I want to talk about the pool”
Yukihira opened her mouth beside them.
“What’s wrong?”
“Sorry but, I’ll pass”
Her tone sounds more stiff than usual. Now that I think about it, she was acting kind of weird yesterday too.
“Why pass, do you have something to do on that day?”
If that’s true then it’s bad. as long as the mission specify it to be on the day time, I have to make her go on that day no matter what………….
“Sad to say that it’s not because I have something to do. Anyway, you can go without me this time”
“? I don’t get it but, what reason do you have to not go to the pool-----“
“Because………..i can’t swim”
“Huh?”
Yukihira murmured something but, it was too soft so I didn’t hear it.
“………also, if I wear a swimsuit beside Chocolat-chan and Ouka-chan………….my breast might be small but……….i’ll stand out even more………”
“Eh? What did you say?”
I could not hear at all because her voice was too soft.
“………nothing”
I don’t get it but, i guess it’s not good to cling onto someone who said to leave it. It seems that she doesn’t want to say the reason so………….well, I guess it’s a great help for me personally since it isn’t a schedule problem.
“I see…………..i guess I’ll invite someone else since it will be a waste”
“Eh……..y-you could have tried a little harder too……….”
I can’t hear as expected. This did not only occur today, Yukihira often does this. I wonder if it’s her habit to murmur something in a soft voice?
“Sorry Yukihira, can you say that louder?”
“…………like I said; nothing”
She looked down together with the same line as just now and kept quiet. It doesn’t look like nothing is wrong no matter how much I see it but…………..
Yukihira suddenly raised her face when I was wondering what to do.
“…………..Well, I guess I’ll take it after all”
She swiftly snatched the ticket from my hand.
“Oh, what is it; feel like going?”
“Nope, I am going to feed it to my cute goat”
Eh……..goat…….why goat, you……….
When I was having problems making a retort, Yukihira left just like that.
“What’s with her……..i really don’t get Yukihira”
“Oh man, Furano-chi isn’t going”
“I think it will be more fun if everyone plays together though………..”
Chocolat and Yuuouji looked depressed.
“She might change her mind since she took the ticket and I’ll try to invite her one more time later”
I’ll put Yukihira’s problem on the shelf for now and now discuss about a more specific plan.
“The problem now is transport. Train would be a normal choice but…………..”
Aqua Galaxy which is out of town takes around 1 and a half hours from switching trains from the school’s nearest station. Although we have a free entry pass and unlimited access to the attractions, it’s obvious that transportation is by our own pocket.
Counting the 2 way trip for mine and Chocolat’s; it will take a crazy amount of money. I receive enough money for 2 people from my parents but, it’s a different story for the spending money I can use monthly. This is kind of a problem to me since I do not work part time.
“Uuun, that’s a toughy huh”
Yuuouji who is the daughter of the president of a big enterprise only receives little spending money due to her parents policy, was also making a thinking face.
It’s easy to guess Yuragi’s pocket situation since her parents were overseas while she’s staying in japan alone.
“Though we say that; the distance isn’t something that can be covered with a bike…………..”
A voice suddenly called out from behind.
“Amakusa, I will prepare the ride”
When I turned behind, our homeroom loli teacher-Utage-sensei was there.
“Sensei……….what do mean by ride?”
“What the heck, you’re a slow one aren’t you. It’s obviously a car”
“Eh? Sensei, you can drive a car?”
“…………..are you picking a fight, bastard?”
She immediately pulled my collar……..she’s scary.
“I am sorry”
I would often forget about the fact that this person is an adult due to her loli appearance. No, she’s a teacher so that should be obvious.
But even without the age problem, I wonder if her legs can reach the brake or accelerator with that height.
“You’re thinking of something really rude right”
She swung her fist around while holding my collar.
“N-nothing of that sort………but, would you go that far for us?”
“For you guys? There’s no way I would do a charity work like that right?”
After Utage sensei let me go, she took out a paper from her pocket. By the looks of it, it’s the same Aqua Galaxy ticket like the ones we received.
“What’s with that?”
“I snatched it from the student council”
“Huh?”
“Think about it; 4 of 5 of the winner team in the competition is from my class. Which means, that it’s not exaggerated to say that it’s my win too right?”
No, that’s exaggerated.
“it’s just weird to think that I don’t get a ticket while you lot do right? What belongs to you all belongs to me”
………….This is Gianism.
“That’s a joke though, a joke. The 3rd year Yumeshima said to leave this one out so that’s a reasonable reason for me to snatch it away”
I don’t know which part of that is reasonable and I have no idea why she’s making a satisfied look. Rather; a ticket was still prepared for Yumeshima-sanpai after that evil way of leaving the competition half-way……………..you’re quite the generous one, president.
“Alright. Yuuouji, and the dog, raise the tension!”
“Ohhh!”
“Ohh!”
“Bring on the pool!”
“Bring it on!”
“Bring it!”
Why are the ladies acting as if this is a rally………..
Part 4[edit]
“I am home!”
Right when I was preparing dinner, Chocolat suddenly came back with a jumpy voice.
“Kanade-san, I bought it!”
After saying that, the object that Chocolat gave me was that UOG published book which I have gotten used to seeing already.
……….every single time, Chocolat should have seen how damn useless this thing is but, I wonder why she wants to push this onto me this much.
I lower the flames at the pot and took it anyway. The title this time was [10 ways to make girls cry~ you will be the king of tears with this~].
“……………you don’t have to buy anymore next time okay?”
While warning Chocolat, I opened the usual unnecessarily thick book and read through the summary page like usual.
<< 1. Do you feel the worst when looking at the tears of a girl you caused?>>
That’s what’s written here!
<<Explanation, that might be a common sense to the public but, I have interest in that>>
You’re the worst and a pervert!
<< 2. Talk about a sad part of your life>>
No, please give an example.
<<Explanation, She will probably cry out loud because she could not endure it anymore>>
Just what kind life you think the reader has!
<< 3. Splash Habanero kiss at her face>>
Are you a demon!
<<Explanation, a stimulating love might start from there>>
No way in hell!
<< 4. Have her go with a baby play(crying)>>
What is this person saying……..
<<Explanation Have her go with a baby play(crying)>>
You’re said this twice even though it’s not important!
<<Add-on, have her go with a baby play(crying)>>
Annoyinggggg!
<< 5. My wife refused the baby play(crying) so, can I cry?>>
Just how long are you going to pull this!
<<Explanation, I felt like going back home just now>>
Go back! And never come back!
<< 6. Make her read [1 zillion tears]>>
Aah, that’s the emotional novel which was a best seller just a while back. I read that too and it’s true that that can make tears.
<<Explanation, this book can destroy the tear glands and that’s so frustrating>>
Hnn? Why are you getting frustrated for?
<<Add-on, I felt that I lost as an novelist when I first read it>>
Why are you acting all mighty as an author!
<< 7. Kukukuh………..that’s a nice cry you made there>>
What’s this………….this happened last time too so, is this that pattern where he wants to talk whatever he wants?
<<Explanation, that was what I said straight at my father and what should I do now?>>
It’s too late! This guy is still a Chuuni[11] at this age, it’s just too late!
<< 8. During my medical checkup, I accidentally wore my mom’s panties>>
……………why? It’s true that your despair-filled situation can make people cry but, this is a different problem from methods.
<<Explanation, this a talk about my experience but can I tell you one more thing?>>
Hell no!
<<Add-on, if I have a sex-change to a girl then, this feels like I accidentally wore my father’s brief by mistake>>
That problem won’t occur even if the heaven and earth flips over.
※I want, to make you, wear your father’s brief.
Why did you make it into a 3 line morae
※just once is fine, I want to see, my wife hiding her stash.
This has nothing to do with Utamaru-san!
<< 9. I somehow feel that the methods I raised until now doesn’t make any sense; it’s just my imagination I guess>>
You’re not imagining things, just stop!
<<Explanation, what did you say you bastard!>>
Why did you write this knowing that there will be a retort!
<< 10. I said this at the explanation at 1 but, I think a girl’s smile is a hundred times better than crying>> ………then write another book.
<<Explanation, [10 Ways to Make Girls Smile ~ You are now The Popularity King] it’s on sale with great reviews!>>
He wrote it!
※Buy it okay!
Who the hell will buy…………no wait, I have it!?
………………well, this occurs every time so I no longer feel angry even if I retort.
“This is no longer a practical book and I wonder if I should take it as a gag book…………”
While grumbling, I flipped the remaining pages without care.
“Hnn?”
My eyes suddenly stopped at a certain spot.
The books until now, had articles that I don’t care off written at a big portion of the pages like [48 ways of tickling] or [Panties lecture] so I thought this would be something close to that.
But, the information written here was different from the ones before.
“Th-this is………”
---I can use this.
Part 5[edit]
“Kanade-san, I am looking forward to this”
Sunday, Chocolat was talking happily in front of the school gate which was made as the meeting spot. “Yeah…………”
I replied back without any energy. No thinking normally; I should be raising my tension because I am going out with several girls but, the members are these girls and more importantly, I could not honestly have fun because the mission was heavily pressing on me.
A voice came suddenly from the side direction.
“Amakusa Onii-chan, Chocolat Onee-chan, Good morning!”
Yuragi swung her hands while running.
“Good morning”
“………..yo”
“Ah-re, Onii-chan doesn’t look energetic”
“No, there’s nothing wrong so don’t worry”
“Hah! Don’t tell me that you’re cranky because I am not wearing the school swimsuit which was in [Sister damn it] that I wrote………..”
“Just how perverted am i!”
“Haha, it’s just a joke, a joke. So, how’s my outfit”
Yuragi held up the hem of the white one piece and spun around. I have the image of the one piece as a form of neat and tidiness and Yuragi unexpectedly looks good in it even though she has an opposite trait.
“Well, normal”
Things would turn annoying if she gets cocky if I honestly praise her so, I treated her coldly.
“Eeeen, Chocolat Onee-chan, Kanade Onii-chan is so cold”
Yuragi, who was purposely crying, hugged Chocolat and dug her face into her breast.
“There there”
The clothes of Chocolat who was patting Yuragi’s head like a sister, were a hot pants which was shortened to the limit, and a tank top which was fitting perfectly onto her. Chocolat was wearing these clothes with her style so, it really emphasizes on her body line and it turned out into something amazing.
“Ah-re, where’s Yuuouji Onee-chan and Utage Onee-chan?”
Yuragi looked around after releasing her face from Chocolat’s breast.
“No, they aren’t here yet………..”
We were approaching to our planned meeting time, when I looked at the clock to confirm.
I talked to Yukihira once more but, she flat out refused so, that leaves those 2 left but……………a bad imagination passed through my mind. By any chance, Yuuouji can’t come because of some kind of problem then, the whole mission will-----
“Fuhahahaha!”
A voice suddenly came from above.
“What’s going on?”
When I looked up at the sakura tree beside us, Yuuouji was there folding her hands on one of the branches and was raising her voice.
“Nahaha, I wanted to make a cool appearance so, I have been standing by even before Ama-chi and Chocolat-chi came!”
Un…..well………..she’s a kid.
“Touu”
Yuuouji, who jumped, took a spin mid-air (Normally amazing) and landed beautifully.
“You, why do that with that super short mini-skirt…………aah, you have sports pants so it’s okay huh”
I couldn’t see underneath because of my angle but, it was completely flipped up, just now.
“Mufufu, I am not wearing sports pants today. I was looking forward to this so much that, I am already wearing my swimsuit underneath so it’s alrighty!”
“Are you an elementary school student……….”
“Also, I was looking forward to this so much that I couldn’t sleep!”
“Like I said, are you an elementary school student……….”
I decided to ignore it since it’s like her in a sense.
*Kyuru**kyuru**kyuru*!
“Uuouu!”
During our conversation, a car with unbelievable speed skid and stopped in front of me.
“T-that was dangerous……….”
I am not clear about car brands at all but, it has a black and unusually long body which was giving off a glow………….putting it into one sentence, the car looks like something what rich people rides.
“Uiiisu”
Our homeroom loli teacher was the one that got off from there.
“……….Sensei, what’s with this car”
“What’s wrong, about what?”
This car is doesn’t feel like it cost 1 million or 2 million at all. i don’t know how much pay she receives as a teacher at a private school but, this is definitely something at a level where it could be gained by steady savings.
“No, I was just thinking that this is something that can’t be bought unless you’re doing something bad”
“Oh, I just took it away from some guys that were doing bad stuff”
……..Un, I’ll give up from asking any further.
“Uooou, that’s so cool!”
“Amazing, it looks so expensive”
“I-if it’s this car, many onii-chans can get on it”
Utage-sensei whose favorite car was being praised, look satisfied.
“Alright, get on already. Ah, there might be red stains inside but don’t worry about it”
“Aren’t this blood stains!”
“What are you saying Amakusa, it isn’t something that cheap. It’s the heated souls that poured out from my cousins that fought with their lives”
“Like I said, it’s blood stains!”
“Incidentally, purple blood is also mixed in so don’t worry about it”
“Why were Namek aliens on this!”
I peeked inside timidly but, it’s just a joke as expected and the interior was beautiful………..i used all my strength to not hear Sensei’s [Well that’s because I changed all the seats] murmur.
The arrange goes with, me on the passenger seat while Chocolat, Yuuouji and Yuragi sits behind.
“Alright, let’s go, be prepared you all!”
Together with a voice that sounds like we are going to a raid, the yakuza car our language teacher was driving departed to the pool.
“O-ooooooooooh, it’s so amazing”
The reaction Yuuouji gave when Aqua Galaxy entered her view was not by all means exaggerated.
Just like what Yuuouji told me last time, it feels more comprehensible to call this huge area a theme park or amusement park rather than a pool.
“T-there’s many half-naked men around!”
“I-I can XXX as much as possible with Onii-chan if it’s this big………….”
…………a rotten girl and pervert were oddly interested but, let’s ignore these two.
I looked at Yuuouji through the mirror.
“Iyaaa, this sure raises the tension!”
After confirming her chest bulging out in expectation, I looked into my own bag.
…………….a certain secret weapon was inside.
It’s the miraculous useful product created by the book that usually isn’t useful and is the wonderful item that will definitely make Yuuouji cry…………….but, it carries a huge weakness so I somewhat feel heavy whenever I think about the time when using it.
The few days until today, I tried thinking of several other ways other than this but, nothing popped up.
Well, I have all day so I’ll twist my brains to its limits so that this thing won’t have to appear.
“Ohsyaaa, we’re slammin in you bastards!”
When I was imagining Yuuouji making a crying face, the car Utage-sensei was driving made explosions and advanced into the pool area.
Interlude 2: A Certain Possibility's Story 2[edit]
“Gufufu………..”
Weird……..something is clearly weird.
How knows what got into me; I made an impossible choice and was sent flying towards an unknown star which is at the end of the galaxy.
Well, it can’t be helped. I can’t overturn the conclusion of the choice no matter how much I struggle, I have no choice but to accept it but…………this situation is definitely weird.
“Kanade-chan………..”
Why…………..why is Daiko-san over here.
She lives nearby and would always show her obsessed affections towards me every time we meet; it’s the king size house wife- Kondou Daiko (49). Why is this person here?...........and why many of her at that.
[Gufufu………..][A-a live Kanade-chan is in front of me……][You, drool is drooping down, your drool is]
The group of Daiko-san spread out in front of me………….what gag is this?
The Daiko nearest to me, opened her mouth.
“Kanade-chan, we an existence that is one and all. We are a group lifeform that offshoot into the galaxy with the only goal to love handsome men”
I used to think that Daiko-san was not human but, she was an alien huh………….
What’s more, group lifeform…………….which means, Daiko-san was originally one species and I wonder if it’s correct to confirm that all her separated body shares their consciousness.
Wait……………which means------
“Heh?”
The moment I reached a scary possibility, countless cluster of meat approached me------
“”””””Kanade-chaaaaaaaaan!””””””
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!”
Within my fading conscious, *Meki**meki* the sound of my bones creaking was regularly playing in my head.
Chapter 3: The Girls Around Me Are Wrong As Human Beings Like I Thought[edit]
Part 1[edit]
“Choose: 1. Humanity history’s smallest 2. Fundoshi”
I fell into despair in the pool’s changing room.
When the choice first appeared, I did not know what it meant at all but, at the point I was about to change my swimsuit, it’s intention turned clear to me.
The normal trunks I prepared inside my bag suddenly vanished and 2 items that I have no memories about came up instead.
There’s a trunks type swimsuit with the words [Humanity history’s smallest] written on the crotch area and, a red fundoshi………i have to pick one?
And this time, number 3 did not exist. Damn it, what a useless way to do things. When will it appear if it doesn’t appear at times like-----
“Choose:
1. [Humanity history’s smallest]
2. Fundoshi
3. Don’t wear anything”
“Take that back now!”
I shouted through reflex and caused the people changing around me to look surprised.
“I-I am sorry…………”
While apologizing, I wore the trunks with the [Humanity history’s smallest]……….i want to go home.
While heading to the girls rendezvous point, all the people that passed by me glanced at my crotch………………I would be taking photo immediately if it’s my crying face; what should I do.
After a few minutes I reached the front of the rendezvous map display board.
“Ama-chi, sorry for the wait!”
“Ooh………….”
I let out an exhale of admiration by reflex when I turned around and saw her. If I close my eyes from her words and actions; visually, Yuuouji would be a black long hair beauty from an orthodox school with extremely good style. She’s wearing a bikini-type with high exposure of her skin but, it’s the best match for her.
“Iyaaa, this outfit is so easy to move in”
Yuuouji laughed happily.
“That’s true, a swimsuit feels so good”
Chocolat with a chocolate colored swimsuit was right behind her.
“Kanade-san, how does it look”
While having breast surpassing Yuuouji’s, places that should be tucked in are tucked in perfectly. I thought this when she was wearing clothes but, even after always eating that much, her amazing style is just plain mystery.
“Aah, why not”
“Really?”
“Don’t cling onto me while looking like that!”
I pushed Chocolat who approached me while wiggling her tail.
“Onii-chan, look at me, look at me!”
Next was Yuragi wearing a colorful one-piece type swimsuit. It’s clear that there’s a difference of volume compared to the previous two but, this is in a way………not bad.
“Mufufu, Onii-chan how is it”
“Ho-how, about what?”
“Oh come on, stop playing a fool. There’s no way you wouldn’t feel happy after bringing 3 cutie girls here”
Leaving aside Yuragi’s supreme death sentence, its undeniable fact that the visual of these 3 girls are superior than average.
That’s clear by the fact that the guys that passed by us just now were glaring in hatred at me. There were some of them that bumped into their possible girlfriends because they were staring at the girls too much too.
It’s a three shot that I want to take with the water proof camera hanging down my neck but, in my current situation where I can’t think of another method other than my secret weapon, I restrained myself because I know that I don’t have the time to act merry.
“Ah-re, now that I think about it, what happened to Utage-sensei?”
“Oyo, I have been together since just now………”
I grouped up with Yuuouji and looked around.
“Ah, found her”
10 meters behind the map display board, she was talking with a plump and hairy guy.
“Haa……………haa………O-ojou-chan, did you separate from your mother?”
……….it’s a respectable person with a fetish, who blurted that out.
“…………Sorry to not meet your expectations but, I am already an adult”
Even Utage-sensei somewhat backed off from the guys excited look.
“A-an adult?”
“Aah, no get lost alre----“
“Wonderful!”
“Huh?”
“It seems that Ojou-chan is misunderstanding something, age isn’t important. There are insolent fools that call girls at approximately ○ yrs old and above grandmas but, they don’t know anything. The appearance; the appearance is the one and only foundational value! No, rather; having a gap from the appearance and actual age makes me excited!”
…………..this is bad, he’s quite high leveled.
“By the way, if you don’t mind, can ojou-chan tell me your aGofueee”
The Lolicon was crushed here.
“S-sensei, isn’t going for the stomach immediately is too much………”
“The hell I know, it’s just too disgusting”
Rejected.
………….Oh well, he looks happily fainted anyway.
“Err, can I have your time? This person is feeling kind of sick so………..”
I guess I’ll call a staff to collect him.
“Th-that was a sudden disaster”
“Seriously”
The victim and opponent were at fault. It’s just suicide doing something to this person-----
“Choose:
1. Lift her body up and [There there Utage-chan, go high, go high]
2. Hug her body and [Waiii, Utage maama]”
…………so basically, you’re telling me to die?
No, I should be positive here. Sensei will probably understand that I done it because I can’t help it from the choice.
“I am sorry”
“Wha!?”
I lifted her body without letting her any say in.
“There there Utage-chan, go high, go high”
I finished it as fast as possible and timidly lowered her to the ground.
“E-err…………”
“…………Amakusa, you have it rough huh.
Utage-sensei made a full smile. I’m so glad…………..
“Th-that’s right, I knew that Utage would understand since you went through the same circumstances, Bafubeshii!”
I got slapped normally.
“I sympathize you but, this and that is a different problem”
“Uu……….”
Well, I should think that it’s much better than getting a one punch knock down at the stomach. But Utage-sensei, I knew this a long time ago but, now that I take a good look at her this close-----
“Hn?”
At that moment, a sudden impact attacked me.
“S-sensei”
“What?”
O-oi……….is this……..the 2nd choice that appeared a few days ago, the one where I would say the things I am thinking of………..
It was useless to suppress the impact with all my strength. No-no good, my mouth is moving on its own----
“Your breast is small huh!”
“Your excuse?”
“………….none”
“You know what you said right?”
…………your punch made my cheeks swollen after all.
Rather, there should be a limit on the time difference………..i completely forgot about this. Well, the choices 1. Having the normal fags explode and 3. To the end of the galaxy have a dangerous sense to it so, I guess it’s the light in the dark tunnel that I managed to end things off with a face changing punch…….nope not okay.
Utage-sensei opened her mouth unhappily, after waiting for me to be able to talk normally again.
“Amakusa. I’ll be lazing around alone so you take care of those brats”
“Eh, Sensei, you’re moving separately?”
“Yeah, adults have adult ways of playing. Rather, it’s just too much mixing with you all because of the difference from you and the 29 year old me …….what are you making me say you bastard!”
“You just blurt it out yourself!”
Instantly, Sensei’s palm slammed into my face.
“…………..if you ever tell anyone my age, I’ll strangle you to death”
“Y…….yes”
She’ll do it…..this person will really do it.
“I am different from a pervert like you, who is happy to expose your own embarrassment”
“Don’t say weird stuff while looking at my crotch!”
Even though she knows that this is because of the choice, she’s just too sadistic to not ignore it.
“Well, work hard, Endless Cherry Humanity history’s smallest”
“Why are you saying it like its a nickname!”
“Ah-re?”
When I got back to the map display board while patting my painful cheek, I could not find those 3 which was here just a while ago.
After looking around, it found a crowd of people forming at a place just further away. While getting a bad feeling, I headed to that spot.
“IyaaHoooo!”
Yuuouji was climbing a man-made palm tree which was set up as an artwork.
“Ah, Ama-chi, this place feels so good!”
Whether it’s that time when she hang down from the roof with the nylon string or today’s problem with the sakura tree, just why does this girl like to go up to high places………….
After I made a *Get down here* gesture, Yuuouji climbed down the tree casually.
“Ko-ra! Don’t go do something dangerous!”
I shouted at Yuuouji who was running to me.
“Ahaha, Ama-chi is like a dad”
“D-dad, why you………..”
It feels like she was implicitly calling me an old man so, it was a shock to me.
“Well forget it……..where’s the remaining two?”
“eerrr………Yuragi-chi is over there”
I looked over to the place where Yuuouji pointed.
While on her knees in front of him, she was patting a boy who looks like he’s in elementary 2nd or 3rd year. Normally, this scene would make anyone smile but……… I got closer to a point where I could hear their conversation.
“Hey hey you. Will you be my Onii-chan?”
“………..eh?”
“O-ni-i-chan………hey, you feel excited being called this right?”
“………..this onee-chan is kind of scary”
The kid is disgusted!
The kid then ran away.
“Uu……….”
Yuragi was staring at his back while restraining her mouth and groaning. Oh? Getting rejected by a kid is a shock even for her too?
“I-I got called O-onee-chan………I feel like puking”
Why is that the problem!
………..when i was hesitating if I should talk to her because I don’t want to be thought to be acquainted with her; Yuragi quickly recovered from her damage and went to her next target.
Uoo……….even though he’s wearing a women swimsuit, his face and body clearly belongs to a man so……..basically, it’s a tranny.
“Will you become my Onii……………….No, my Onee-chan?”
Hey there, don’t get hesitant there!
The tranny that got called out looked cautious. Well, it’s a normal response to give if someone suddenly says that to you.
“Eh……..W-why gozansuka? I, don’t have any money so it’s useless if you want to try to sell me something yansu!”
Your character is plain weird!
This Tranny person from Edo(?) ran away secretively.
“Haaa…….2 consecutive loses”
…………I judged that I could not ignore her anymore and called out to Yuragi who dropped her shoulders.
“Just what are you doing………”
“Ah, first Onii-chan”
“……….i have a retort for that but…….where did Chocolat go?”
“Chocolat Onee-chan is over there”
Chocolat was at the noticeably focused spot of people that Yuragi’s sights were directed to.
“Th-there’s many naked men”
The eyes of this rotten dog were glittering.
“There are endless possibilities if I join them-----“
“Chocolat……….”
I walked to her and talked to her with a disgusted tone.
“Ah, Kanade-san, come and take a look, which one of them is good?”
“None of them are!”
“I think Kanade-san’s ideals are too high. Just what are you not satisfied with the situation of having any pick you want?”
“The gender!”
………I’ll take this chance to ask her about a question that I have been thinking about.
“Hey Chocolat, you love me right?”
“Yes, I love you very much”
Just like usual, Chocolat immediately answered without any hesitation.
“No, then isn’t It weird that you are trying to get me together with another guy?”
Of course, I heavily know that Chocolat’s [Love] has no romantic meaning in it, but even with that, I just can’t understand why she’s compiling someone who she has affections for.
“My love for Kanade-san and my urge of wanting Kanade-san to enter homohomo-ness is at different dimensions. That’s why; this two will not be in conflict with each other and stands together”
“………..i don’t really get it but, I understand clearly that I the inside of your brain is incomprehensible”
Rather, what’s with the Homohomo-ness……
“All you bloodthirsty males, theirs is a handsome guy here. Will you all come here and attack him”
“Will you stop!”
“Mogah”
I quickly covered Chocolat’s mouth to keep her quiet.
Kuh……..whether it’s Yuuouji or Yuragi, why are they causing all this problem the moment they just came here.
I have to give them a good warning here. I brought Chocolat to Yuragi and Yuuouji who I made to stand-by at the map display board.
“You girls……….sit over there”
The 3 of them listened to my instruction and quietly sat down while grasping their knees.
“Listen here, all of you are already in high-school so have some decency in your actions”
“Ahahaha, do it, he says. He really is like a dad”
“Owah Onii-san, you’re like an old man”
“I often receive this and Kande-san’s scolding is quite naggy”
*Bikiri*.
Th-these brats……I wanted to shout out with all my might but, they would probably take it as something interesting if I raised a loud voice. Calm down me. close your eyes for a moment and breathe, just breathe.
“Suuuuu……….Haaaaaaaaaa…………Ah-re?”
Even though it only took a small amount of time, the I opened my eyes the 3 of them had already disappeared.
“Oh---, the pool over there looks interesting”
“There’s the smell of a lot of Onii-chin coming from there”
“It looks like the place there is the food area”
“W-wait a second!”
All 3 of them ran to the directions they liked.
“Kuh………right after I said that”
My head started to hurt………but, what should I do? It’s impossible to catch all of them, there’s also the mission too so I have to prioritize Yuuouji and----
“Choose: 1. ※Press your crotch while [Guaaah! My right hand……my right hand itches!]
2. ※ Rub your crotch while [Guaaah! My right hand……my right hand itches!]”
………………….
“Guaaah! My right hand……Amy right hand itches!”
……No, of course I picked number 1.
While rationalizing who I directed that to in my mind, I was about to follow after Yuuouji before,
“Can I have a moment?”
“Eh?”
A male staff called out to me.
“Just now, you pressed your crotch down and said some weird stuff so……….can we have a small talk?”
…….now that I heard my actions from the view of the audience, it was completely those of a pervert.
“………..I am sorry, I actually have a famous sickness called Chuuni”
If I lose Yuuouji here then, I will lose a big chance. I don’t care if I am thought to be a medical patient so I ended it with one sentence.
“No, I know that you have a sickness already………”
He’s misunderstanding something!?
Kuh…………the word Chuuni does not work on a commoner with any basics on Otaku view.
At that moment, the guy looked at my crotch while saying this.
“Rather, shouldn’t it be called a small size 2 instead of middle 2………..”
“Just what are you talking about!?”
“Damn it………….”
Before he released me, it took me quite some time to explain to the guy about the concept of Chuuni(It was really hard) and to make him understand that I was not grieving over the small size of my winnie until he understood. Of course, the 3 of them are nowhere to be seen.
“Damn it, why must it turn out this way…….”
I scratched my hair while running towards Yuuouji’s direction.
(A-Amakusa-kun looks like he’s enjoying this……..)
Within a group of people, a girl was looking at the back of Amakusa Kanade running off with a tired manner.
Her name is Yukihira Furano.
(I don’t know how to talk to him since it’s too late……….uuu, what should I do)
She was regretting. About the fact that she refused his invitation to go to the pool together.
(Because……because……….)
She pulled her chin and looked at her chest.
(Why does Chocolat-chan and Ouka-chan have such big breast………)
Seeing them who have the appearance comparable to models in reality, her confidence which was close to nothing has been completely shattered.
(Boys really do like girls who are bigger huh…………)
She once again looked at her own breast and sighed. The two small lumps she’s been with for many years have already stopped growing around 1 year ago.
(Ah, I am going to lose him)
Furano quickly ran after Kanade.
“Haa………..Haa………..those girls; doing whatever they like”
No matter how much I run around, I could not find Yuuouji anyway.
But, this pool is seriously huge. The catchphrase that this is the country’s biggest water amusement park is not a joke.
I placed my hands on my waist and was breathing heavily. No good, I don’t I can find her if I run around places mindlessly. Is there a better way----------
“Looks tough huh~”
“Seriously…….Hnn?”
I turned around in reflex when that voice suddenly called out from behind but, this special speaking style; no way…………..
“Hello, Amakusa-kun~”
………my bad feelings hit the money.
President Kokubyakuin was at my view when I turned behind and lifted my face.
“P-president, why are you at a place like………..”
She’s wearing a swimsuit naturally. Her body which is extremely balanced was glowing divinely. Her hair which is known to be as long as her height was wet and looked silkier than usual.
“Fufufu, I coincidentally came here to play~”
“Coincidentally huh………ah-re?”
She wasn’t the only familiar face.
“Oh my, the body of the poor garbage bug looks poor too huh”
“Amakusa-kun, hello”
2 familiar people were behind the president.
Reikadou Ayame and Yawakaze Konagi. The girls are in the 5th and 2nd in the popular ranking; in contrast to the high-handed queen Reikadou, Yawakaze looks timid and moderate. Both of their personalities are completely opposite. Well, that might be the reason why their popularity won’t clash and both of them get to enter the ranking.
“Why are the 3 of you here?”
“We might have lost the competition but, I invited them to have a good job done trip”
The president placed his hands on her own cheeks and smiled.
Now that I think about it, she said that she wanted to hand a certain something to the two of them at the corridor last time; so it was the ticket for here huh.
“Well, both of us personally did not lose though. Am I right, Yawakaze-san?”
“Ahaha……that’s true”
Just where does Reikadou gets that confidence from. In spite that she was about to cry when the fact that her breast was a fake filled with silicon was about to be exposed when she competed with Yukihira…………….
However………….i gulped when I saw Reikadou’s swimsuit. What’s going on here? There’s almost no cloth………….
I was completely staring at her but, maybe she was used to this because, Reikadou did not faze at all.
In contrast to her, Yawakaze’s swimsuit reflects her personality and has low exposure…………but, there’s should be a limit of not caring about skin ratio in front of this cuteness! Yawakaze is wearing a swimsuit, that itself holds great meaning.
“Err………Amakusa-kun……….it’s embarrassing…….if you keep looking at me”
“Yes!”
This is bad, my character somewhat changed in front of Yawakaze’s angelic way.
“So-sorry”
Yawakaze’s face turned red and looked down.
“Yawakaze-san, be more proud. All of the garbage guys in the world that comes to the pool have nothing to do other than staring at girls in swimsuits so; you have to be ready to be looked at”
………….the way she says that is like that but, I think her comment isn’t wrong, yes.
“By the way Amakusa-kun, why are you alone~?”
The president cut in with a carefree attitude.
“No, actually-----“
I explained to her that the girls scattered around as they liked.
“Oh my my~ now that’s a problem~”
The president doesn’t look troubled at all.
“The chances of a problem occurring if we leave those 3 people alone is high~”
Well, they were already climbing trees, saying perverted stuff to children, and making guys to attack me…………..
“Uuun, as a member of the student council, I cannot leave anything that might hurt the name of Seikou academy~. Amakusa-san, do you roughly know where the 3 of them went~?”
“Ah, yes”
After looking at the map display board near the entrance, Yuragi should have gone north east, Chocolat almost right at north while Yuuouji is at North West. I briefly told that to the president.
“I see~. There are 3 search targets. Oh my, we also have 3 people here. Yawakaze-san, Reikadou-san. I am sorry for this but can you help us~?”
The president suddenly asked the 2 members of the popular ranking to help.
“Ah, yes, of course”
“Well, I am someone that gets to play without paying anyway and if the person that asked me is none other than the student council president then I can’t refuse”
Both of them easily consented but…………this proposal feels kind of weird. She talked about hurting the name of Seikou academy but, the way she put it sounds too clear that it doesn’t give a sense of reality at all.
“Then let me go to where Ouka-chan went”
“I will go look at what Chocolat is doing~”
“Which means mine will be the pink hair 1st year”
When I was at the side worrying, their respective roles were decided in no time.
Well, now isn’t the time for me to be trying to confirm the president’s real intent and no matter what combination is made, my target has already been fixed. Thinking of my mission, I should head straight to Yuuouji-----
“Ah, by the way Kanade-san, please follow either Reikadou-san or me~”
The president interrupted with a carefree manner.
“Huh? No, I need to go to Yuuouji-----“
“Nope~”
“W-what nope………….”
“Going that immediately, won’t make things interesting”
President, who said the latter sentence in a strong tone, placed her index finger on her mouth and smiled.
“The best is best saved for last~”
…………what’s going on? Even though she helped (Tentatively) me at the end of the competition, she’s now acting to obstruct today’s mission……………..just what is this person doing.
“Yes, then Yawakaze-san you should head there soon~”
“Ah, okay, then I’ll be looking for Ouka-chan”
Having urged by the president, Yawakaze turned her back at us and started jogging away.
I want to follow if possible but………….
“Have a safe trip~~”
There was an odd pressure emitted out from the president’s back when she was waving her hands to Yawakaze and that made me unable to walk a step forward.
With a smile, the president looked back at me.
“Amakusa-san, do you know the meaning of slow and steady wins the race~? It’s true that the main this time is Yuuouji-san but, I think you won’t lose out if you be friendlier with other girls as a result you know~”
What? What is the president saying?”
“With that said, please choose Amakusa-san. Find Yuragi-san with Reikadou-san or find Chocolat with me-----“
“To Yuragi”
I immediately replied before she finished. I flat out refuse having a one on one with the president. “Oh my, I got dumped. I feel so sad~”
The president said that line without even an ounce of seriousness.
“With that said, I will be with Reikadou looking for Yuragi”
Reikadou talked with a boring expression.
“Fuun, do what you like but don’t drag me down”
Those lines were arrogant as usual. Honestly, I am bad with Reikadou if I had to pick but, this is much better compared with being with the president.
“Ah, yes yes, Amakusa-san, there is something I will tell you”
When I was about to go with Reikadou, the president called out to me so I turned back.
“Bad things will happen if you cheat you know”
“uh!?”
The eyes the president showed for a moment there when she opened her eyes had a light similar toa raptor preying upon its prey which I saw some time ago.
“Remember to calm Hakoniwa-san if she is causing a problem okay~”
“………….understood”
While wiping off the cold sweat flowing out from me, I went away from the spot.
Part 2[edit]
It was bouncing.
The lump known as breasts were bouncing beside me.
“it’s annoying so stop giving side glances here you pervert”
Uu………I got noticed.
“Sorry, I just………”
However, judging by how it bounces naturally, it really doesn’t look like an artificial object was mixed in.
“It really doesn’t look like there is silicon inside”
“uh!?”
Reikadou’s face turned stiff and her walking pace turned extremely slow.
Oh crap. It’s not like I had bad intentions; I let it out my mouth through reflex.
“Ah, no, forget that”
Just when I was thinking abusive words were about to fly to me, Reikadou looked scared for some reason and was making a cautious yet anxious expression.
“Wha………….what do you wish for?”
“Huh? Wish? What are you talking about?”
“Do-don’t play a fool, you’re planning to make me do something indecent since you said my secret right?”
“Nono………just what are you talking about”
How did she reach to that conclusion?
“T-that’s because all the girls in the manga I read are all like this”
“Wait just a second………….what were you reading?”
“I-I don’t have much of a choice. I have no actual interest in manga but, my brother left it in my room because it can’t fit in his room anymore. He said that [This is a reference book for sex education] with a very good face”
“I think he has a problem as a brother…………”
“My brother said that he gets very excited when he sees me getting embarrassed from reading porno”
“Isn’t he just a pervert!?”
Whether it’s Yuuouji’s parent or Reikadou’s brother; all those type of people around me also have parents like those type huh……………well forget it, let’s get back to the main topic (?).
“Why did you put silicon inside in the first place anyway?”
Even though it’s an artificial treatment, it isn’t normal to increase the volume this much. Reaching to this stage should require a reason to a certain extent.
For example, Yukihira won’t go this far even if she inject silicon inside…………….i’ll get killed if she heard this comment.
Anyways, it’s predicted that Reikadou’s has breast bigger than the normal standard. Is there even a reason for her to volume up even more? Honestly, I think Reikadou’s breast right now looks as unnatural as a living thing.
“Th-that’s…………..my childhood friend living beside me said that breast are better the bigger it gets and…………..i at first thought it was stupid too but, he keeps telling me with those glittering until I finally lost and decided to go for the surgery-------wait, what are you making me say!”
“You just said it by your own will!”
Going all dere then immediately snapping…………..she can sell this as a new act.
After proceeding for a while, I reached a place called [Water Survival game area], and stopped through reflex.
“Wh-what is this………”
In there, there was a huge rock cliff installed inside of the pool. The zigzag plants were grown thickly and it looks similar to a small jungle.
Of course with the rock included, they are all fakes and were replicas made from soft materials but, it gave of a realism that made me mistaken from afar.
The water depth is approximately only until ankle length and it looked weird for a pool but, well, it doesn’t look as weird if I see it as a stage for a survival game.
That’s why my perplexed voice was not aimed towards the scenery at all.
At the pool, there were several guys blanked out with white pupils; adding on, it seems that many people lost their stamina and fainted on the rock cliff.
“What………..is going on here?”
A familiar voice echoed into my ears from the peak of the rock when I leaked that out.
<<We’ve done it, we are close to eliminating all enemies, my Onii-chans!>>
“””Uuooooooooooooooooohhhh!”””
The oddly tensioned group of males taking up positions around Yuragi who was holding a megaphone, all roared while preparing the giant gun-like object.
<<Ah, Kanade Onii-chaaan>>
Noticing me at that moment, Yuragi swung her hands from above.
……………no good, I have no idea what is happening right now.
I talked to the Onee-san staff nearby to understand the situation.
“Err, I am sorry but………..i am related to that pink hair girl on the top so, what’s going on here?”
“Ah, you know………….”
The Onee-san explained while making a wry smile.
This [Water Survival Game Area] has the name survival game in it tentatively so people can borrow water guns and use it as the want to play making it quite lenient.
However, there are times when team games events are held when many people gather so a survival game research club from a nearby university borrowed this play to use.
Then, the tragedy occurred when Yuragi passed by looking for her [Onii-chan].
The research club members at first were having a healthy enjoyment with their group separated to [East Army] and [West Army] but, both teams demolished when Yuragi joined in. It seems that a grand scale war suddenly occurred after they were reorganized into [Little sister faction] and [Elder sister and other type’s alliance army].
The former was brainwashed and display overwhelming powers of half-berserkers by trampling over the latter team giving them the grief of defeat.
………that’s right, in the past; Yuragi has been able to grasp a person’s mind and excels in inciting a group. There was a time during middle school, when almost everyone in the class thought that Yuragi was their sisters and turned into a cult, therefore pushing the class close to destruction.
By getting surrounded by many [Onii-chan] and reigning on the top of them as their sister, she has gained joy which is incomprehensible by others…………………why am I childhood friends with this one?
If possible, I want to ignore this and immediately leave this place but…………….the eyes president made floated in my mind.
No good, I can’t leave this place if I pull Yuragi down from there.
I have no choice, first off is to get information if I have to do this. I talked to the staff onee-san again.
“This is a question……………why are all those people using powerful water guns?”
From what I can see, all the victims are just unconscious. Lending those things with that power to the public is just too dangerous.
“……………well you know, the water pressure for that is actually fixed. Those university students had fun with them at first but……………after that girl came, a group of people rampaged and………………inside them, one of them released the lock and fiddled with the water pressure; with that as the start, everyone else started doing that in no time too………………..”
……………Yuragi’s brainwashing, how scary it is.
“Rather, I think it’s better to forcefully stop them since it has come to this stage though”
“Well about that. That Little sister faction won’t listen to anything I say. I then went to inform this to my superior since I couldn’t do anything but, I was told [Customers are gathering and things are living up so I guess it’s okay since it’s interesting]”
It’s an okay……………………..well, it’s true that many onlookers gathered here.
<<Yuragi!>>
I borrowed the megaphone from the Onee-san and talked upwards.
<<What, Onii-chan?>>
<<Stop with those boring acts and get down here!>>
<<Mufufu, I won’t listen even though it is Onii-chan’s request. That’s because right now, many Onii-chan became my limbs and is moving for me, this is the time of bliss for me>>
<<I’ll drag you down forcefully if you don’t listen to what I say!>>
<<Onii-chan will dive in to take me back……………..many Onii-chan will prevent that from happening………..haa………haaa>>
…………No good, she has reached into terminal symptoms. I have no choice but to use actual force.
“But, even I say that……………..”
“I don’t like this”
Suddenly, a voice appeared right beside me. Reikadou who was walking beside me, was folding her arms while looking up at Yuragi with an unsatisfied look.
“What’s wrong Reikadou?”
“Hey that pink haired little girl. You the pretentious queen who don’t know your own place, making those lower creatures obey you. I wonder who you think you are leaving me aside”
……………that goes for you too, just who do you think you are, was something I probably shouldn’t retort back.
“I have made up my mind. I will beat that girl down mercilessly and have her know who the real person that should be standing on the top”
Doing what she want alone; Reikadou’s competitive conscious burned up. well, no matter what motivation she has, it’s a thankful thing for me if she does something about Yuragi………..
“But it’s impossible for you to overturn this situation alone”
Reikadou snorted with a “don’t look down of me” manner.
“Fuun. it is the pinnacle of idiocy for me to take the imitative to move for an attempt. Borrow me that”
Reikadou snatched the megaphone from my hand and shouted.
<<Listen to me, you foolish collapsed trashes>>
Her clear voice echoed the entire area.
<<My name is Reikadou Ayame, a woman who is born to control everything in this world>>
Maybe it’s because her voice volume was increased to the max or her voice was just too dignified. The people of the alliance faction regained their consciousness one after another.
<<You all yielding to that pink haired sister imitation that does not listen to what she’s told means that all of you are damn M’s who enjoy being slaves right? Then, I will order you. Use your lives one more time for me, all you trashes!>> [12]
Honestly, what she said was just messed up but, the members of the alliance who woke up gradually have life returning, after getting hooked up with Reikadou’s speech as she continues……………these guys really are damn M.
And after a few minutes.
“””A-ayame-sama! Please give your order to these lowly pigs!”””
Reikadou has completely captured the alliance.
<<In occurrence of defeating that pink hair, I will do my best to punish you all!>>
“””Uuooooooooooooohhhh!”””
………………why are all of them raising the tension? No, seriously.
“What are you doing?”
“Huh?”
Reikadou talked to me with a cold voice when I was looking at the alliance while a little taken back.
“Get going already”
When was that prepared; she handed me a water gun.
“Me? No, you can just let those excited people do it……….”
“Haaa? Then I don’t understand why you would follow me. A trash commoner like you can only sacrifice your body so become my pawn and move”
Hearing those over the top words, my anger has passed its limits and I got tired of this.
“Hey you----“
“Choose
1. Quietly listen to her and head to war.
2. Do not listen to this high-landed girl. Slam your water gun into her breast to teach her how strict this world is”
I really wanted to pick 2. But there is one worry…………….Reikadou’s swimsuit will probably get blown off If I did that. Because, rather than calling it a swimsuit, it should just be called a piece of cloth.
“What are you doing, I told you to get to it”
Kuh……….the fate of your breasts is under my grasp.
There’s no way my silent threat would reach her. Reikadou looked at me unpleasantly since I was not moving.
Then……..i’ll let her know.
Next off, Reikadou’s swimsuit was taken off by the water bullet I shot and started crying with nothing in her hands…………………………..it happened in my imagination.
“Fuu…………..i’ll end it here for today”
Aaah, I am really a gentleman to not pick 2. There’s no way I could expose her breast to the onlookers here as expected. I don’t know what kind of effect it will give to someone and I don’t know what will happen to me if I see live breast too.
“……………your face looks disgusting you know”
While receiving Reikadou’s abuse, I once again stepped into the pool.
“Uh!”
Immediately, I felt killing intent and half-consciously jumped to the side. While falling down, I confirmed the enemy.
Found him…………..a dark-skin man was peeking over with killing hostility from the top of the rock replica.
“Wa-wait, I just want to stop Yuragi, and I don’t really want to fight-----Uoooh!”
Half-way through my sentence, the second shot grazed my face. I can figure out how powerful the water bullet from the burning pain on my cheeks.
N-no good. i………..i have to do this.
After the dark-skin man clicked his tongue because of his 2nd failure, he placed the water cartridge into the water to replenish its water supply.
My chance!
“That one hurt………it really hurt-------!!”
Taking that chance, I charged at him like Freeza-sama…………..i am unexpectedly excited huh.
Even though he is part of the survival game club, it looks like he isn’t used to using water guns as expected; his movements when resupplying water can’t be called smooth even if I complement him.
About the dark skin man was done, I already reached the distance to hit the target.
“Gueh!”
The water bullet I shot hit his throat and took his consciousness with one shot………this water pressure is bad.
“Fuu……………”
I wiped off the cold sweat and exhaled in relief but even while I was doing that, a fierce battle was the whole area
<<Hyaaahooooo, go Onii-chans!>>
<<More, raise your morale even more, you pigs!>>
“””Uuuuooooooooooooooohhh!”””
“””Yataraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”””
Both armies were encouraged by their belief and became even exciter.
By this state, both sides probably have equal power.
Okay then, I’ll use this chaos to take Yuragi------
“Don’t move”
A robotic voice appeared and something cold was poking my back.
This is bad…………..i could not feel him getting close at all.
“Drop your gun and look here”
……….i have no choice but to quietly listen to him in this situation.
“Is this okay Fugaaah!”
I turned around and got my nose poked by the gun.
“……….Who are you?”
The shaved head guy looked at me suspiciously. It’s a normal response towards an outsider like me if I enter a survival game that was done between friends. It’s better than getting shot suddenly like what the dark skin man did just now.
“W-wait a second, I am independent. I just want to stop this unproductive war”
I can’t discriminate which faction this shave head belongs to so I just randomly connect my words.
“Independent……….”
The shaved head who reacted to that word for some reason, relaxed his expression a little.
“…………will you listen to what I have to say?”
*Nod**nod* i nodded. I have no choice but to obey him when I am in a situation of having a gun poking into my nose.
“Actually, I love little sisters”
That was a confess I didn’t cared about. But well, I could now know that he is a Yuragi believer.
“But…….but you know, adding on to that……..err………I am also a M”
That was a confess that really endlessly didn’t cared about. Rather, what’s with this person. Why is he telling me his fetish to someone he first met? Is he an idiot? Go die can you?
“My love to Yuragi-chan is real……..but, but, I can’t restrain my urge to get punished by Ayame-sama!”
……………Unn, I think you should do whatever you want.
“Tell me, i………..which should I love?”
“No, there’s no way I would know------“
“Choose:
1. [Little sister is the top, everything in this world exists for the little sister!]
2. [It’s too late to follow me. M type males will conquer the world from now on!]
3. Suggest a new possibility and convince him”
…………….There will be no effect if I say it half-heartedly to this guy when he is hesitating. It’s the best to pick 3 here and move his excitement somewhere else.
“Why not look at another world?”
“Another world you say?”
“Yes, it’s a completely new concept freed from the 2 boring choices of Yuragi and Reikadou…………………..the garter belt”
“…………..”
“A new concept…….the garter belt!”
“No, it’s not like I didn’t heard it……………………you’re a pervert am I right”
The sister loving damn M got disgusted!
W-why didn’t he understand? If a garter belt is worn then, elder sister or younger sister, M or S, hot mature woman or loli, huge breast or tiny breast; those vulgar concepts will no longer matter. If all of them unite with the noble garter belt then there should no longer be anymore fight…………..
“Rather, I am having a serious worry here and what’s with the garter belt…..are you screwing with me?”
Eh? What is this person saying. Little sister or M, what part of that is serious------
“Forget it, just disappear”
Wai-wait, you give up too fast. Are you that lax! Everyone else who has different opinions are enemy huh, are you that lax! Such narrow thoughts that only have black and white inside the world and nothing else, are you that lax! You’re older than me in the first place………………..wait, this isn’t the time to be thinking that. This shaved head is seriously going to shoot me, I have to act like I love little sister now and-----
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaah!!”
Immediately the water pressure which turned into a deadly weapon infiltrated into my nose and flowed inside of me.
“Fugoooooooh!”
“Even though the water pressure is restrained, you sure are tough huh…….but, the next one will bring you down”
After saying that, while scattering water around, the shaved head pointed the gun at me when I was agonizing.
“You’re acting all mighty for a pig huh”
“Eh?”
The shaved head turned behind reflexively and his face hit Reikadou’s gun.
“Ayame-sama………….”
“Disappear, you indecisive pig”
Reikadou lowered the sights to around his chest and pulled the trigger without hesitation.
“Gofuuuuuuu!”
The shaved head who got blast behind, lost his consciousness but he collapsed with a happy face for some reason………as expected from a M.
“Reikadou…….thanks for the help but, why are you alone?”
While wiping off my wet face, I asked Reikadou a question. She said that it was the pinnacle of idiocy for her to move so what kind of wind changed her.
“Look around you”
“Eh?”
The war zone which was filled with shouts turned extremely quiet before I knew it. Now that I take a good look at it, nearly twice the amount of people are unconscious compared to the time when I got here……………both armies are at the brink of destruction huh.
“Fufun not bad for pigs that got defeated once”
Reikadou looked at the fallen men with joy.
“So, it’s my role to take down the enemy leader”
………..Which means, she wants to take the delicious part huh.
“Fuufuufuu. That challenge……..i accept!”
Yuragi’s voice suddenly echoed from behind.
“You appeared, Pink hair”
“I didn’t think Ayame Onee-chan would reach this far”
*Suu* Yuragi pointed her gun here.
“Fuun………learn your place”
“Ayame Onee-chan, I won’t lose so easily”
Both of them prepared their guns and confronted each other.
No, those rampaging guys have already settled down so, these 2 people fighting hold no meaning.
“Both of you, put down your guns for a while and let’s talk this----“
The moment I stepped in between them,
“Eat this”
“Onii-chan Barrier”
“Gueeeeeh!”
Reikadou shot mercilessly while Yuragi used me as a wall to protect herself.
“Using your body to protect your little sister, as expected from my Onii-chan!”
“Which mouth is saying that!”
While pressing down my sides which got shot by the water bullet, I walked unsteadily towards Reikadou.
“R-Reikadou, you shot me, an ally Oeeeh!”
The water bullet Yuragi shot my back this time.
“Ah, Sorry Onii-chan, I missed”
“Hey, a little of the splash got onto me. You’re a shield so use your body properly”
“Y-you two………..”
“Rather Onii-chan, you are quite amazing to be still energetic after getting shot twice with this”
No, I am not energetic at all. It seriously hurts. Both shots almost made me lose consciousness.
“Well, he is a pervert that performs actions which are out of human common sense and gets excited from getting despised so, I think he takes pleasure in physical pain too”
“Yes yes, mentally and physically I am a M so this pain feels………….Hell no!”
“Okay then Ayama Onee-chan, let’s start things up again”
“Fuun, just what I was wishing for”
……..err, you guys ignoring my mood retort is quite the ignoring play………….
Well forget it……………I don’t want to be inside this so I’ll let them do what they want. This place settled down no matter which side wins anyway.
I left the place unsteadily and right when I turned behind, Reikadou and Yuragi’s voice mixed.
[It ends here!] [It’s my win!]
From these confronting two, water bullets were shot out almost at the same time.
“Kyaaaaaa!”
The water bullet shot by Reikadou passed Yuragi’s face with a paper thin difference but, Yuragi’s bullet grazed Reikadou’s stomach and she fell down on her back after losing her balance from the impact.
“Kuh………….”
Yuragi did not give Reikadou, who was distorting her face in pain, the chance to get up and ran up to her to mount on top before thrusting her gun into Reikadou’s breast gap from below.
“Uuu…………..”
“Kufufu. Ayame Onee-chan, you’ll get a direct hit with water through the gap of your breast if you don’t give up you know”
Oi, what’s with this……it’s really graphic.
“W-wait, I can’t move like this”
“Mufufu………..”
“St-stop, don’t think you will get off easily after doing this to me-----
“Here here”
“I-I told you to stop didn’t i…….Ahhn”
Together with that old man line, Yuragi was moving the gun’s piston while Reikadou was in agony. This…………I could only say “Do more”.
That scene was something I have been admiring for a long time but, after performing those movements repeatedly in a timed pace, Yuragi made a questioning face.
“Ah-re, the feeling here is kind of different……….”
“!”
“For some reason, only one part is oddly hard………..”
“!?”
Reikadou’s face was covered with shock.
Ah, this is bad. At this rate, Yuragi will find out that she has silicon in her breast.
“Nuuooooooooo”
“Uwawah!”
Suddenly, Reikadou raised a deep voice that sounds like it wasn’t from a girl and pushed Yuragi away with all her might.
“Uee”
Reikadou mounted on the fallen Yuragi without any delay…………her outrageous strength during danger is amazing.
“Fuun…..this is a reversal”
However, Yuragi who was pin down made a fearless smile.
“Fufu, you are too naïve, Ayame Onee-chan”
“Acting all tough at that state------Fugah!”
In that moment, Reikadou’s eyes turned white and she lost consciousness.
Let me explain. The water bullet Yuragi shot from bellow, hit Reikadou’s breast from the underneath. The breast that bounced upwards with that momentum has turned into a blunt weapon. Having taken that hit in the face, Reikadou got her consciousness taken away from the impact in her brain!
“Mufufu, this is my win-----heh?”
But, the war didn’t end there. The unconscious Reikadou fell onto Yuragi, who was sure of her victory.
“Eh, wait, Mogah…………”
Reikadou’s explosive breast feel right onto Yuragi’s face.
“Wait……..breathe……..i cwan’t bweathe……..”
Her face was covered with her breast (Her swimsuit miraculously did not slip off) and she struggled but, a unconscious person is unexpectedly heavy. Yuragi’s power cannot move Reikadou’s leaning body.
“Hn------! Hn------! Hn……………………hn”
And after 10 seconds-------Yuragi’s body stopped moving.
[Sister faction] VS [Elder sister and other type’s alliance army]
Ends in a draw with both army leaders in a double down…………..
What the hell is this.
While getting tired at that shabby conclusion, I pulled unconscious Reikadou and Yuragi who is unconscious in between her breast and arranged them to the side of the pool.
“Fuu…………….”
Okay, Yuragi won’t cause any commotion like this so; the president won’t have any complaints. I left these unconscious 2 to the staff onee-san and asked her to bring them to the medical room.
Okay then, I can freely find Yuuoiji now-----
“Amakusa-saa~n”
“Uoooooh!”
A voice suddenly came from behind.
“Pr-president………….”
When I turned behind, president Kokubyakuin was there smiling……………..the way she appears is bad for my heart and I wish she can stop that.
“What are you doing here? Weren’t you looking for Chocolat……………”
“Ah, I did manage to find Chocolat-san~. She wasn’t really causing any problems so I came here to look at the condition here~”
I got a little relieved when I heard the President words. Yuragi was like this so I got worried but, it seems that Chocolat is being quiet.
“Is that so, then I’ll go to Yuuouji----“
“Then, come with me and let’s go back to Chocolat-san~”
…………..why did it turned into that?
“No, I don’t want to be with President-----“
“Okay, let’s go~”
“Wait……wait…………too strong!”
I could not do anything and got dragged away.
Part 3[edit]
Along heading to the [Kiddy pool] where Chocolat is at.
“………..so, what are you planning today?”
With the condition of following her without any resistance I was given the permission to walk with my own legs, and was staring right at the president.
“Oh my, planning huh, Amakusa-san, I think that way of saying it is harsh towards a girl~”
While placing her hands on her cheek, she nonchalantly said that. There won’t be an end responding to this person so, I’ll ignore her and continue my talk.
“It’s not coincidence that you bring Yawakaze and Reikadou here right?”
“No no, it’s the friendship of maidens~”
………No good, it’s just a waste of effort no matter what I say as expected.
“Amakusa-san, why are you making that face and look is so dissatisfied? Going to the pool with 8 girls; isn’t that completely a harem situation~”
“Eh? 8 people?”
Chocolat, Yuuouji, Yuragi, President, Yawakaze, Reikadou and also, after forcefully adding in Utage-Sensei into the count (Feeling Sorry); there is only 7 people.
“Fufu, one dishonest white cat mixed in you know~”
(!?)
Furano trembled at the sudden chill.
(W-what was that. I got chills at my back just now……….)
The unknown cold was creepy but, another question switched over in her brain.
(I wonder where Amakusa-kun and the President-san are going together?)
Right now, she was trailing Kanade and Seira magnificently.
(Uu, but even so, although Amakusa-kun is one of the [Reject 5], I feel that he is always with girls nonetheless…………..)
Even just now, he looked so happy with Hakoniwa Yuragi and Reikadou Ayame---------(That was how Furano sees it).
(Bu-but but, it is not my concern on whether who Amakusa-kun is with………)
“Haa……….”
While making a sigh unconsciously, she once again looked at Seira.
That student president has nothing on her and is someone that has thoughts that cannot be grasped at all. Even in the competition a few days, Furano felt her heart was about to jump out when she suddenly hugged Kanade.
What are those 2 relationships with each other?
(Ah Mou, even though I just said it isn’t my concern, just why am I thinking about it………)
While Furano was carrying a hazy feeling, suddenly a certain object flew her view
“Ah, it’s [Agua-kun]!”
It’s the costume mascot for Aqua Galaxy which is modelled after a duck. The view of it moving around while making everyone happy looked extremely cute.
“Hauuu, it’s so cute~~”
With her heart completely captured, Furano wobbled to Agua-kun.
She confirmed Kanade’s back by taking a side glance. He looks like he was having trouble with Seira’s words and wasn’t that fast.
(A-a little bit is fine right)
Furano touched Agua-kun and grinded her cheeks.
“Ah, it’s so smooth”
The feeling of the [White Pig-kun] resurfaced in Furano’s mind. That costume was felt fluffy but, another type of comfortable skin texture, was stimulating Furano’s cute sensor.
“I am so happy~~”
A child is still okay but, the scene of a grown up high school girl grazing her cheeks on a costume was odd and many sights from her surroundings concentrated on her but, Furano who is absorbed into her own world was not conscious of that.
“Haaa~ he was so cute~~”
Satisfied with the feeling of that sensation, Furano let Agua-kun go.
“A-ah-re?”
Kanade and Seira disappeared before she noticed.
“W-what should I do?”
That’s only normal, although Furano body experience was only for 10 seconds, the actual time she was grazing her cheeks on Agua-kun, easily passed 5 minutes.
(Whe-where did Amakusa-kun go…….Wait, eh?)
She looked around to look for Kanade and immediately noticed the sights directed at her.
(Eh? Eh?)
Most of the people around Furano was concentrated at her.
(Wh-why is everyone looking at me?)
Only question marks popped up inside Furano’s head, who does not understand how weird she looks like.
“Uu-uuuuuuu”
Furano’s face blushed immediately and she ran away from the place.
“White cat? What are you talking about?”
“I wonder~~?”
Is that a metaphor? President’s confusing talk pattern is still the same but, that was especially unknown to me. Well, 7 or 8 people are fine but the problem isn’t by the numbers.
“You say it’s a harem but, isn’t Yawakaze the only girl within them all that is good”
The president’s face stiffened with a smile.
“What did you say just now~~”
Uu………..”
“…………..Isn’t the President and Yawakaze the only girls within them all that is good”
“Oh my, nothing will come out if you praise me like that you know~~”
…………..Just what meaning does this dumb conversation holds?
“Ah, we should be seeing her soon~~”
Beside the scared me, the president talked in a nonchalant mood.
“Over here huh……………”
What awaited me when I reached the [Kiddy pool area] was a very peaceful scene.
“Chocolat Nee-chan, me next!”
“Chocolat Onee-chan, me too me too”
“Ah no fair, it’s my turn first”
“Okay okay, we will take turns so please wait”
What entered my eyes was Chocolat playing with children in a pool that has a depth that only reaches her knee.
The signboard clearly has [Only for children under 10 years old] written on it. I feel that Chocolat’s mental age is under 10 but, her appearance is still of a high school student.
I talked to the staff onii-san who was looking at them without finding any faults.
“I am sorry but, I am acquainted with that blond girl and………..can I ask something, Ah-re?”
The kind-looking Onii-san scratched his head while making a wry smile.
“No, she actually can’t do that but, the children are oddly attached to her……………”
That’s true, a big group of children were pestering Chocolat to play with them.
“President, it doesn’t seem like she will cause any commotion like this right?”
If she is playing with the children this peacefully then, it’s probably okay to leave her; rather I think its better not to disturb. Her age might be against the rules but, the staff is half-tolerant about it anyway.
“Let’s see~. Well, if you get Chocolat out from that pool then, you can go look for Yuuouji; Should I make that the rule?”
“………Isn’t your way of “Well” a bit weird?”
“I will accept any complaints or objections if you defeat me~~”
While saying lines that sound like this is a battle, she lightly pushed my back.
“Okay, have fun~”
“Haa…………..”
Since its probably useless if I oppose her (I feel like I won’t be able to beat her in both physically and mentally), I told the staff Onii-san that I will be going in for a while before getting closer to the pool side.
“This silky looking hair looks so yummy”
Chocolat hugged a bob haired girl and buried her face into her hair……………Oi, don’t tell me you are seriously going to eat her………….
I stepped into the pool while feeling worried.
“Chocolat”
“Ah, Kanade-san”
When I entered her view, Chocolat’s tail stood up happily.
“Why did you disappear when I was lecturing you”
“I smelled something nice”
………….No, that isn’t an answer.
“Hn?”
If felt a sight of hostility at my back and turned behind.
“……….What’s with you”
A spiky haired boy was glaring at me.
“Chocolat Nee-chan, who is this?”
“You’re Kanade-san right?”
“Fuuuun”
The boy called Takashi stared at me as if he was evaluating.
“How is this guy related to Chocolat Nee-chan”
“Yes, he is the person I love the most”
After hearing Chocolat’s words, Takashi’s face turned displeased even further.
“……….you came in as you want, although we are having fun with Chocolat nee-chan here; read the atmosphere come on”
…………this boy has one nasty mouth. I understand being attached to Chocolat but, you don’t have to look at me with that hostility.
Well, I don’t have the time to be pissed off by elementary students now.
“Chocolat, come out from the pool for a while”
If she gets up from the pool side once then I can clear the condition the president made. After that, Chocolat can play or do whatever she wants with the children.
When I was thinking that, the moment I placed my hands on Chocolat’s shoulder-----
“!?”
A crazy impact was felt at my lower half of my body.
“Ugaaaah”
A……..a pain that gave me the illusion that this world ended…………..right at the jewels?
“Uu………………uuu”
When I turned around while I was about to cry, the bob haired girl Chocolat was hugging just now was glaring at me.
“Don’t touch Chocolat Nee-chan”
T-this girl is the same as Takashi huh……………I understand being attached to Chocoat but, you don’t have to hit me right at the jewels right, right at the jewels!
Chocolat frowned her eyebrows and talked to the girl.
“Misaki-chan, a surprise attack from behind is no good”
“That isn’t the part where you should warn her about!”
“I understand. I’ll do one more time from the front”
“See, she made one weird misunderstanding!”
“My Kanade-san is tough so something that little won’t do anything”
“It will!”
“You will still be okay even if 100 people kicks”
“Why are you talking like I am some kind of object! I will definitely die!”
“Oh, you don’t have to so humble”
“That’s not it! It’s a shout from my heart!”
She’s an idiot………..no, I know that from long ago but, this girl is seriously an idiot……….
“Guwah!”
I collapsed onto my knees when another impact that came from an attack from behind.
It’s a serious kick to my calf from Takashi…………it normally hurts.
“Keh, I did not head for your balls because it’s sympathy from a warrior. Be grateful”
“T-these fucking brats……….”
Whether it’s their wordings to someone older or their actions, what kind of upbringing did their parents do?
I got pissed and pulled Chocolat’s hand a little forcefully.
“We’re going”
“Ah, but……….”
Further up Chocolat’s gaze was a long haired girl staring over here. Unlike the other two, she gives off a quiet impression.
“What’s wrong Minami-chan?”
The girl called Minami did not say anything and continued staring at me and Chocolat but, after a while-----
“Fuee……..”
“Heh?”
Tears were forming at the side of her eyes.
“I don’t want……I don’t want Chocolat Nee-chan to go!”
Oh no, she cried.
“A-are you kidding me…………”
I got shook up at the sudden event.
Takashi looked at me with a cold gaze.
“You made a girl cry, you’re the worst”
“Uu……..”
“Ah, there there, Minami-chan it’s okay, you don’t have to cry”
Chocolat was comforting in a familiar manner.
“You’re in the way”
“Yeah, go back!”
Merciless words came from Takashi and Misaki. I am completely at the bad guy role here.
“””Go back! Go back!”””
Both of their hostility spread out to the surrounding children making the “go back” call echo.
“………..I am sorry”
I could not do anything and dejectedly retreat back to President Kokubyakuin who is waiting at the pool side.
“Oh my, is it okay~~”
“No, it isn’t but………..once a child cries then, I can’t do anything anymore”
“Oh my oh my, you are so gentle even though your whole life depends on it~~”
……….who is the one making me do it then, was a retort I swallowed before I sat beside the president who was sitting with one leg out.
“Amakusa-san, do you remember the penalty if you can’t accomplish a mission~?”
“………..that’s the one where the absolute choice will never disappear “
That’s something I can’t forget even if I tried to.
“That’s right~. That’s the reason why you work so hard for the missions. But from what I can see, I think you don’t sense the reality in this”
“Reality……….?”
“Yes. So, in order to give a motivation up to Amakusa-san, I will now show you a special video~~”
“Special Video?”
“Yes, please excuse me~”
After saying that, *kon* she poked at my forehead.
“Ah…..ah-re?”
My head suddenly feel light weighted.
“Have Fun~~”
Together with the president’s relaxed voice, I dozed off.
Another A Certain Possible Story [edit]
I was walking alone at a certain shopping district.
I looked over to the digital clock installed at the surface of the building. The time shown there was already at late night.
Even within mid-winters with cold winter winds, the season now was especially cold and it’s hard to say that the environment now is gentle for an old man that has crossed his 70’s.
Then why am I walking at a place like this in a season like this?
The answer was just by whim.
It’s just simply because I had no clear goals and was just wandering around. It might even a good idea to drink cheap booze in my rundown apartment or stay at a supermarket and read for a long time while getting looked at by the clerk with an annoyed gaze.
Which means, I don’t care anymore. My actions………….my life has no meaning. Yes, everything is the same no matter what I do.
Many years quickly passed ever since that critical mistake; my every single move continues to get controlled by a certain phenomenon-----
…………..It’s here huh.
That appeared like usual when I was in my thoughts.
Now that I know that it’s meaningless to resist this phenomenon, I no longer make exaggerated responses to every single thing that happens like how I was when I was young.
No matter how much I cry, scream or retort, it didn’t change the fact that I have to do it.
“………………..”
While keeping quiet, I threw away the coat I was wearing. I stripped off my sweater and pants without hesitation next. And without taking even a minute, I was left only with my long johns.
Since the long johns have a color very similar to the skin, people would see me as stark naked from far away.
It’s the point of insanity that I am doing this in mid-winter but………..the real event starts here.
“Hey! Look at my nipples YO!”
An extremely high tension rap flew out from my mouth.
Matching with that, I was pinching my own nipples and was bending my upper body while soul languages were gushed out.
“Carve this into your eyes YO, my nipple high tech technique!”
Reactions from the passersby were various. Youngsters’ staring dumbfounded, females walking away quickly while looking away, and a tranny was looking with an annoyed gaze.
“YO! YO! YO! All of you all pinch too YO!!”
Inside that gallery I engraved the burning beat indifferently.
…………….after a minute of expressing my soul.
The oppressing dull pain in my head disappeared.
I stopped my actions perfectly at that time and wore back the clothes I threw away before leaving the place as if nothing happened while ignoring the strange gazes I was receiving with all my strength.
“……..uu”
It’s not painful………it is not painful at all. I have been repeating things similar to this for many times until now. There’s no way I would feel painful from something this small after so long…………..the cold thing poking at the depths of my heart is definitely because of the temperature that has crossed freezing point.
“Hey you”
After I walked a bit, someone tapped my shoulders”
“Hn? What-----!?”
It’s the police.
Now that I think about it, it’s the most normal thing to happen since I did that in a place like that.
2 of the worst words appeared in my mind. If this goes on………….I’ll “get arrested”.
“Kuh-----“
Next off, I ran away trying to escape.
“Guhah”
But, I was no let off that easily. The strong looking police caught me instantly and easily arrested me.
“Ojii-chan……………….why, did you do something that stupid?”
“Le-let go! It’s much better than stripping my pants off”
“Come on, that isn’t the problem. I understand Ojii-chan’s feeling of wanting to show off but, it’s annoying to others. Do you understand?”
“uu……….”
The moment I heard those words, tears starting to fall from my eyes unconsciously.
Am i…………..am I going to get arrested from a misunderstanding that I am a flasher by a youngster that has barely lived half my age.
“Even i………..even i………..am not doing this because I wanted too-----“
“Hah!”
“Yes, welcome back~~”
What awaited me when my consciousness came back was President Kokubyakuin’s smiling face.
“……..President, just now was perhaps my………..”
“Yes, it’s how Amakusa-san ended up after failing to completing a mission~~”
I knew it…………
Even though I was have convinced about it, once I heard the fact from the presidents mouth in reality, I felt my mood turn even heavier. Rather, don’t say that it’s my end……….”
“But, relax. This is only a [A certain possible story] and it’s not like it will definitely happen”
The president used both her hands and hit hear chest before continuing her talk with a smile.
“There’s you losing your job because of a choice and dying at the roadside, there’s your head splatting into small pieces from a sniper because you were mistaken as a target of an assassination from a choice, there might also be a wonderful future where you got stuck in concrete and was sunk under a bay somewhere”
“It’s so wonderful that I am in tears!”
The president ignored my retort and replied back with her usual my pace smile.
“Well basically, you have to work hard for the mission, that’s all~~”
“……………..President, you helped me during the last mission and now you are disturbing me from going to Yuuouji…………..what do you want to do?”
“Something interesting~~”
“Huh?”
“More specifically, I am making things more interesting~~”
“Eh? What do you mean-----“
“Ah, Chocolat-san is calling you~~”
The president cut down my sentence and looked over to the pool…………….this feeling; she doesn’t want to tell me anymore.
“Kanade-sa~~n”
Just like the president’s words, Chocolat was beckoning me from inside the pool.
Since I won’t get any more information even if I stayed here, I quietly headed over there.
“What’s wrong, Chocolat?”
From what I heard, the open [Kidding pool area] has been closed temporarily and it seems that their parents came to pick them up.
“Come on, Takashi-kun, you have something to tell Kanade-san right?”
Takashi was urged by Chocolat but, he came to me with a sullen face.
“…………I-I know”
Unexpected words came out from his mouth.
“My real nee-chan, has a personality of a guy so, I had always admired a gentle nee-chan. Chocolat Nee-chan is always smiling so, she’s close to my ideal nee-chan……………..you came in when I was that happy and It felt like Chocolat Nee-chan was going to get taken away so i turned weird and kicked you……….”
“Ta-Takashi”
Mysterious emotions come and go inside my heart. At the same time, I feel embarrassed about my thoughtlessness to fix him as a fucking brat just by his surface mouth and bad attitude.
“You’re……..a nice guy”
“T-that’s not true………”
I patted his head.
“S-stop it……………”
“No no, Onii-san is really moved. You don’t have to be so shy Guah!”
“Do-don’t get ahead of yourself, idiooot!”
After kicking my leg, Takashi’s face turned red before he ran off.
“Uu………….”
Takashi, you don’t know anything about this world…………the existence of a male tsundere is worthless and that is the absolute and unchangeable truth.
“Here, Misaki-chan too”
Chocolat urged Misaki next and brought her out to me.
“I am sorry for suddenly kicking your important part hard”
Misaki lowered her head. Oh, this is a good girl that can apologize properly too.
“I will do it softer next time”
“No, stop the kicking itself!”
“That’s something I can’t do I think”
“Why can’t you!”
“Because, I feel kind of excited whenever I see a boy in pain”
“You’re ominous and scary!”
“But, it’s my fault for doing that so…………….i will say sorry one more time”
What’s this living thing…….i feel like I want to hug her really tight.
That’s disgusting an bad as expected so, I crouched down and pat Misaki’s head while making a smile to her.
“Okay, good girl”
“Uu……..”
At that moment, Masaki’s cheeks blushed.
“What’s wrong?”
“No-nothing………..”
Misaki’s whole face turned red. What? Is getting pat that embarrassing?
After that, Misaki did not look at me at all and returned back to her parents that came to pick her up.
“Misaki-chan, bye bye”
Chocolat was waving to her back.
“You’re unexpectedly good at treating little kids”
“Yes, I love little children”
Well, she has the thought patterns of a little kid or under too………..
“Hn?”
My swimming trunk was pulled and once I turned over, a long black haired girl was there.
Its Manami-chan huh……………..i made her cried once so I was on edge. I can’t have the same thing repeating so, I have to interact cautiously.
“So-sorry for just now”
After I talked to her with a very soft voice, Minami-chan swung her head sideways.
“I was a little afraid just now but, now I am not”
I am glad. Getting hated by children is just pain painful even though it doesn’t make sense.
Manami-chan looked at me and Chocolat alternatively before mumbling softly.
“You two feel like a dad and mom”
“Huh?”
“Because, you two look so close”
“…………..”
“Bye”
Minami-chan smiled before running to her parents.
“……….th-that was a weird one……….”
“She said we look like a couple”
“Wha………..”
Chocolat said it without any embarrassment.
“Do you know this, Kanade-san. Couples do the “Ahnn” during meal time”
“B-by Ahnn, you………..”
That scene that happened a few days ago, resurfaced in my mind.
“Ah, let’s try that too next time”
“Wh-who is going to do it!”
“Kanade-san, your face is kind of red you know?”
“I-it’s your imagination! An-anyway, let’s get out from here”
“Okayy”
Chocolat’s tail was wiggling about while she followed me.
“Oh my, you safely got Chocolat-san out. Good for you~~”
President was there showing her usual fake smile at the pool side.
“Now you can openly go over to Yuuouji-san~~. Ah, she is at the [Scream coaster area]. I will handle Chocolat-san so, please hurry up and go~~”
Even though she was disturbing me so much just now, she gave me a service and told me where she is this time…………..this too, is probably linked to how she is making things interesting which she said just now.
“Okay then, do you best to make her cry~~”
…………….while receiving an extremely bad sentence from behind, I left the spot.
Part 4[edit]
[Scream scream coaster area], just like the name, it’s an area filled with machines that will make anyone scream while they get on the ride while wearing swimsuits.
Right after I reached, an exhausted Yuragi at the pool side entered my view.
“A-Amakusa-kun……Hauuu”
Yawakaze who was looking up at me, was crying.
“Wha-what’s wrong”
Yawakaze pointed forward.
“That ride, is separated to Level 1, Level 2 and Level 3 of scariness but………..”
To the place she is pointing, there were 3 types of coasters that look like a curling snake.
“I, got scared after getting on Level 1”
Yawakaze is especially cowardly, was not the case it seems. Actually, many screams are echoing from all coasters at this very moment regardless of the level.
“That sounds tough…………by the way where’s Yuuouji?”
“Ah, Un, she went to get on the level 2 coasters happily just now so, she should be back soon-----“
“Fuhahahahaha!”
Half way through Yawakaze’s sentence, a water pillar suddenly appeared and someone appeared from inside the water.
“Iyooto”
While acting like a gymnast, Yuuouji landed on the pool side magnificently.
“Why can’t you come out normally………..”
“Oh yo, Amac-chi you came”
After smiling towards me, she moved her sights towards Yawakaze.
“Konagi-tan, you recovered yet?”
“St-still not possible I guess”
Yuragi swung her head while making a wry smile.
But, it’s good that I found Yuuoiji but, what should I do. I can’t think of anything that can make Yuuouji cry. My secret weapon is actually my last resort-------
“I see. Then, Ama-chi let’s go ride it together”
“Eh?”
Yuuouji talked to me when I was thinking.
“Just now, I got on the level 2 coaster and it was really fun. Next will be level 3 and let’s get on it together”
“………no, I’ll pass”
“Eh, why?”
“……………i-I already graduated from scream coasters. It’s a ride for kids. I have no interest in it”
“Ama-chi, are you………scared?”
“………..N-no way”
Honestly, I’m scared.
To me who’s even bad with Ferris wheels because of my fright of heights, I just can’t understand why scream machines exists in this world.
If I ride that curly looking Level 3 then, I will probably not end up only screaming. It’s at the level where I will probably take one whole page for [Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!] if this was some kind of light novel.
“Ho hou………..”
Yuuouji’s face distorted pervertly…………..now that I think about it, half-assed lies don’t work on her.
“Mufufu. Then let’s ride it~~”
Th-this girl………..i am still a guy so, no matter how obvious it may be, I won’t say that I am scared in front of a girl (Tentatively). I had no choice but to nod reluctantly.
“Okay, then let’s go!”
“Ah, oi, wait----“
The happy Yuuouji pulled me, who has no say into anything.
I ended up forcefully brought the coaster’s boarding stand but more importantly, there is one urgent problem.
“Wa-wait, you’re too close, I can walk alone so let go!”
“Ah-re ah-re, Is Ama-chi trying to run away after saying that?”
“I won’t run, I won’t run so just let go!”
“Hn? I don’t really get it but, if you say that then, here you go”
Yuuouji finally let go of me there…………..i have been thinking about this for a long time but, she really is to defenseless to another person of an opposite sex. Please be more aware that you are a 16 year old girl.
Right beside me when I was thinking that, Yuuouji made a prankster smile like an elementary school student.
“Mufufu, I look forward to see Ama-chi’s crying face”
Crying face huh…………..i am the one that want to see yours……………Oh, yeah. A perfect topic came up so I’ll use this to confirm something. It’s something Yuuouji brought out so, she won’t feel it’s unnatural.
“I won’t cry from the likes of scream machines but…………has Yuuouji been crying lately?”
I have a restriction of making her cry [Today, and here (Pool)] so, I might not be able to perform something similar immediately but, I if I know the trend to loosen her tear glands then, it might become a clue in finding another method than my secret weapon.
“Me? Uuuun, I haven’t cried for a many years”
“Eh?”
Those were unexpected words. Yuuoji seldom shows any negative emotions so, I don’t get the image of her crying but……….many years; that’s just too long.
“Actually, I was a cry baby in the past. Leaving aside when I was a baby, it did not get fixed when I was in elementary school. On a certain day, my mom told me this. [Ouka, the tears of a girl is not something that cheap. Please save it for the time you cry happily to that person you love]”
Speaking about Yuuouji’s mother, she’s the previous top idol Yuuouji Kyouka. She’s playing the role of a news commentator recently and gives off a wise and intellectual impression………….
“Continuing on, she said [When I get punished by your father, my tears come out through excitement when he hit me with his superb strength control]”
“She’s just a M!”
That’s just plain terrible even for something private. That isn’t in a gap level…………..
“I did not completely understand at that time but, I knew that mom said that seriously so, Ah---, so that’s it was what I felt………I wonder if you call that imprinting? Ever since that day, I have no memories of crying maybe because it’s something done unconsciously”
What the heck is this……….i planned on getting a hint but, I heard something not good instead. There are limited amounts of way to mentally trying to make her cry.
Well, there are no side-effects in using that so, that’s at least a good thing.
“Ama-chi what are you thinking? Let’s go already”
“Wait………….like I said, don’t come so close to me!”
While getting dragged by Yuuouji forcefully; we reached the boarding station for the coaster level 3.
“Okay, it’s fixed in nicely”
The staff Onee-san confirmed the bar’s lock.
“T-this is alright, right?”
The one-san nodded with a smile when I asked her with a trembling voice.
“Yes, passing out and incontinence commonly happens every day but, there is zero accidents of course so it’s going to be okay”
Wait just a second there. Which part of that is okay………..
“Is-isn’t there a better way to say it?”
The Onee-san put some thought into it before managing to come up with something and opening her mouth.
“It’z oookay”
“That’s not what I meant! Why are you saying it like some kind of sketch comedy channel!”
What’s with this staff…………..
“Ahaha, Ama-chi, you’re wearing a swimsuit now so it’s okay even if you leak”
Yuuouji said it happily sitting at my right side.
“No, I am not a kid so I won’t leak……………”
Although I said that, small drips might happen perhaps…………..
“Yeah yeah, I am not the one cleaning so, it’z oookay”
“You shut up! Why do you sound a little worked up!”
No seriously, what’s with this staff……………..
Thanks to her weird agitation such as passing out and incontinence, my determination which i formed temporarily, got shaken. And, why are at the front row in the first place……………
“Yuuouji, I, kind of feel sick so I am getting off-----uu”
My last struggle was futile and the coaster departed mercilessly.
……………w-well, the starters look like an uphill so, I have to prepare my heart now that I have the time------
“Uoooooooo!?”
A-a sudden acceleration!?
The coaster with such an impossible trait, immediately reached the peak of the rail-------
“No, wait please-------“
Immediate drop.
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
This is weird this is weird this is weird! Why is this coaster so curly Hiiiiiiiii! Once I thought we are downwards, we go upwards then again back downwards, now I don’t know which way is up or down-------
“Ahahahahahahahahaha!”
Why this girl beside me laughing, is her head messed up Waaaaa! We’re going into the curl No good No good No good!
[Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!] [Uwaaaaaaaaaahh!] [Let me get offffffffffff!]
See that Yuuouji, other people are also screaming, you should act more like a girl and scream at least once-----
“Iyaaahooooooo! It’s so fuunnnnnnnn!”
Are you an alien! Forget that, i think this is still accelerating no it isn’t my imagination, this is without a doubt accelerating----
“uhyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
I was rampaging around in fear condition but, my body turned solid before both my arms no longer could move; I don’t want this anymore I don’t want this anymore, Save me anyone SAVE ME!
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
No more no more no more! Seriously no more! I am at my limits, no good, I am fainting-------
At that time, my right hand grabbed onto something soft.
“…………Hn?”
My consciousness came back the moment I felt something. What is this? This soft------
“K…..Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!]
Beside me, a very loud scream that was able to erase my thoughts------
The coaster dropped again at that moment.
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
My consciousness got shut off.
“Sa-kun…….Amakusa-kun”
“Hn…………”
I opened my eyes.
“…………..where is this place?”
Yawakaze was looking down at me worriedly.
“Errr………….?”
I raised my body and found out that I was at the pool side.
“I’m so glad………………the staff carried you all the way here and you weren’t really waking up so I got worried”
Aaa I see……………….i fainted because of that demonic coaster.
“Ah-re, now that I think about it, where’s Yuuouji?”
While standing up, I looked around.
“Err, she’s over there………….”
Further at a distance from Yawakaze’s view, Yuuouji was crouching down.
“W-what’s wrong with her?”
“Un…………….it looks likes she entered to her own world and she won’t respond no matter how I call out to her”
It’s true that she isn’t acting normal…………….what happened when I was out?.
I slowly got closer.
“Uu…………what should I do what should do……………….not only did he saw my panties twice, he even touched me at that place…….."
She was chanting something but, I can’t hear her.
“Yuuouji”
“I-I have no choice but to his wife………”
………No good, she isn’t hearing anything at all.
“Oiii, Yuuouji”
I tapped her shoulder.
“Eh?”
Yuuouji reacted to that as expected and looked over------
“…………………………………………….Kyaaaaaaaaaah!”
After a long silence, Zozozozozozo! She backed off while sitting down.
“D-darling……not that, Ama-chi………N-not that, darling”
……………..what, why darling? And you are too panicked. Her face was beet red too so, did she suddenly get a fever?
“Are you okay?”
I approached her and extend my hand to her.
“T-that right hand!”
*Twitch* Yuuouji reacted with nervousness. What? My right hand did not erase another special power, and I did not punch a girl after lecturing her; it’s just a normal hand.
“A-ama-chi……….you don’t remember?”
“About?”
Did my right hand do something to Yuuouji when we were riding the coaster? My mind was completely messed up in fear at that time and I only have memories of screaming.
“I-I see……….Ama-chi doesn’t remember…………then……….it’s a safe”
The red on Yuuouji’s face slowly dispersed.
“Un……..un…………okay, then I don’t need to worry about it too”
On Yuuouji’s face after she *Pan**pan* slap her cheeks, she returned back to usual self. She wasn’t sick but rather, was it because of something mental?
“I don’t understand but, just get up for now, here”
“Ah, un, thank you”
Yuuouji grabbed me hand I extend to her.
“Uh!?”
At that moment, electricity ran through my body.
Wha-what is this feeling!?
Yuuouji’s palm which has swollen up from the water to a nice feeling was so soft that it felt like a baby that was just born.
What is this…..it feels good, it really feels good. The softness feels abnormally good and if possible, it was something I want to keep on holding.
“Ama-chi, what’s wrong?”
Yuuouji was already standing up so, she looked at me oddly because I wasn’t letting go of her hand.
“N-no, nothing”
Hah, I regained my composure and quickly let go of her hand.
However, the memories of how good it felt did not left my mind. It really is a waste of just one time. Well, I can’t do anything here now so I won’t say anything but, I would like to feel it once more if I get the chance------
“Hn?”
Suddenly, the same type of impact that I suffered at that time with Utage-sensei, attacked me.
Which means, it’s the “Say the things I am thinking about”………….a-are you serious, I thought this would end after one time.
It’s meaningless to resist and my mouth moved on its own as if it doesn’t belong to me.
“Yuuouji, it’s really soft and feels good so can I touch you one more time?”
Uuu………….That was such a perverted line even for me.
But, it’s a good thing that Yuuouji is the other person. She would always laugh off my eccentric behavior and since it’s her, It’s easy to call her lenient in sense-------
“!?”
However, Yuuouji’s reaction was dramatic unlike my predictions.
“Y-Y-Y-Yo Yo Yo……………”
Her face turned red instantly and she backed off energetically.
“Yo?”
“You still remembereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
“Ah, oi, Yuuouji!”
Yuuouji did not stop and ran off with tremendous vigor.
I was left alone.
No, I have no idea what is going on at all. She didn’t look displeased when I first grabbed her right? The way I put it might be off putting but even so, this reaction is too abnormal.
“A woman’s heart……….is a mystery”
Interlude 3: A Certain Possibility's Story 3[edit]
“Tsu-[Tsurigane]eeeeeee!”
That man shouted painfully after seeing his comrade being held down.
“He can’t be saved anymore, if you have time to shout then use that to run [Hankyuu]! If you the leader do not get captured then we can re-do how much we want. I……….i will hold them off here”
“[Owan]………but, I can’t leave you all and run-----“
“Just run away! Our ideals aren’t something that should get crushed in a place like this!”
“Kuh………Sorry!”
The man called [Hankyuu] ran away heartbroken but------
“How sad”
A sturdy looking man was standing in his way.
“A-an ambush………”
[Hankyuu]’s expression was filled with despair.
<I will now bring you the news. Recently, a 3 man criminal group which has been causing fear to the females in this world has all been restrained somewhere in the city just now. Their crime, is that they would suddenly shoot females at the breast and after a moment of looking at the reaction, they would run away; it really is hard to understand. Also, they call themselves with codename going by [Hankyuu], [Tsurigane], and [Owan] which all signifies the shape of the female breast; it can’t be inferred that they are abnormally obsessed with the breast. I will now tell the motives of the leader [Hankyuu], and following with his goal. [A few months ago, at a certain water park, a male high school student shot a high school girl at the breast and he witness the scene of her swimsuit get flung away. The expression of the trembling girl at that time was scorched into his mind and after he gathered his companions, they tried to recreate that scene from that time. The most important part is the way how the breast wobbled, and the admiration of the female’s embarrassment, there were no intentions on going any further than that point. He has no regrets. As a side note, the amount of blood from the nose bleeding high school boy at that time was abnormal]……………………..Moving on with the next news. A problem which the congress has having for some time-->
Chapter 4: The Sudden Change Between Me And My Classmates Is Too Much[edit]
Part 1[edit]
“It’s already this late………….”
I was looking at Yuuouji who was playing with Chocolat and Yuragi at the lazy pool and made a sigh.
Approximately 1 hour ago.
“W-wait up Yuuouji! Sorry, I didn’t think you would be that displeased when your hands are being held”
Having finally found Yuuouji after looking around the pool premise, I I desperately stopped her when her face turned red and she was about to run off again.
“Heh……….hand?”
Yuuouji looked blank.
“Huh………..wasn’t I talking about your hand?”
I made the exact same face.
“…………………..a-ahaha, t-that’s right, you were talking about my hand when you meant touching. Ha-haha…………….i wonder why did I run away then”
“No………………that’s what I want to know”
“Un, Ama-chi doesn’t remember……………okay, then it’s okay!”
Yuuouji who got energetic for an unknown reason, completely turned back to her normal self…………, I have no idea what was going on here at all.
After that, I brought the recovered Yuuouji back to Yawakaze and we regrouped back to the other members which were all gathered at one point by the president.
The view of the 6 school’s prided beauties are in their swimsuits together was magnificent but-------
“Everyone, congratulations on re-grouping safely. Then let’s get back to the same group~~”
President Kokubyakuin immediately brought Yawakaze and Reikadou somewhere else so, our original 4 members went to the lazy pool.
I finally got a chance to relax so after I let the noisy 3 girls to play; I decided to think about a way to clear the mission.
But, although I was twisting my mind from just now, there were no signs of a method to make Yuuouji cry pooping up at all.
Whenever that happens, the existence of my secret weapon passes by my mind. Things would be simple if I use that but………….no, I should think about this a little more.
“Haaa…………I guess I’ll swim a little too as refreshment”
While massaging my head which turned heavy from thinking too much, I walked towards the lazy pool.
(Everyone…….looks like they are having fun)
Furano was floating in the lazy pool with a swim ring while looking at Chocolat, Ouka and Yuragi jealously.
After the Agua-kun event where she lost them; it was a few minutes ago when she went around the premise and found Kanade’s group.
(Uu…………….why am I acting like a stalker here)
She can’t bring herself to boldly talk to them and she can’t make up her mind to go back.
“Haaa…………….”
Just when her negative thinking jumped in, she saw Kanade who was resting at the pool side, entering right at the middle of Chocolat’s group and Furano.
(Wah, wha-what should I do. I have to get away or he will find me-----wait, eh?)
The moment she felt someone behind her and she turned around,
“Ah, Sorry”
“…………..eh?”
Someone bumped into her and the swim ring flew off.
“A-awah, awawa”
The deepness was even for her legs to reach if she calmed down but, Furano completely feel into panic. “Wapu, wapu”
Even when Furano was rampaging around, water entered her nose and mouth and made her panic even more.
(So-someone, help---------)
“Hn?”
I entered the lazy pool and heard splashes behind me.
When I looked over there, someone drowning was flowing there. It seems that the person was quite in panic even though it wasn’t that deep here, and since the person was splashing water around grandly because of the rampage, I could not know if it was male of female……….
“Wapu, wapu”
A girl huh……………it sounds like a voice I heard somewhere before; while thinking that, I stopped the person flowing to me.
“Are you okay?”
“Auuuu………T-thank you very much-----“
“Yuki…………..hira?”
The moment Yukihira met with my eyes, her face froze.
“A-amakusa-kun………..”
I am imagining things right? Just now, I saw her make a very cute expression and she said Auuu……………
After the moment ended, I saw Yukihira’s face which was even more than a noh mask………it was my imagination after all.
However, what’s this bad feeling…….killing intent?
“Uoooo!”
Next off, Yukihira’s punch exploded at the spot where my face was at until just now.
“Are you trying to kill me!”
Th-that one wasn’t funny.
“Your point of view isn’t that far off”
“You admitted it!”
“It’s just a joke. A person won’t die from something small like having their nose crushed”
“You were seriously trying to do that!”
“Well my real goal, is to go around you after you flinch and punch the back of your head”
“Just how far would you go!”
The Yukihira today is even more dangerous than usual. She has the atmosphere that, she would bring out a scissor and might say something like [I will kill anyone that oppose me, even it’s my parents].
“Forget that, don’t you have some kind of reason to come here?”
She did take the ticket but, if I am correct; she said something unknown about feeding it to her goat.
“Yes, I didn’t plan on coming originally; I let my goat eat the ticket but, it seems that her stomach was in a bad condition so, it came out from her butt without it being digested causing me to use it since it can’t be helped”
“No………that’s impossible”
“Well, the digested part was a joke. It melted once before coming out as recycled paper”
“That’s even more impossible!”
I am tired……….handling this girl is tiring no matter where as expected.
“Well, no matter what reason you may have, how about talking to the girls there since you came here?”
“…………….no, I’ll pass”
“Why……………..wait, your body is trembling, are you okay?”
“Amakusa-kun, if the head of enemy is taken, even I have no choice but to get excited”
“Why are you trembling in excitement here!”
“Trembling in excitement in a place like this; that’s the worst of deeds”
“Isn’t it because your ears are rotten!”
“………………………………………………………………………………………..correct”
“Why are you giving paused replies like Milli○n!”
“Incidentally, my ears aren’t really rotten”
“I know! Don’t take me as an idiot!”
“………………………………………………………………………………………..correct”
“So annoyyiiiiiiing!”
Yukihira let out her words blandly in response to my rough voice.
“By the way Yukihira-kun………………….i would be thankful if you can take that swim ring for me”
Yukihira pointed at the swim ring which was stuck at the plant growing in the pool.
“…………..perhaps, you can’t swim?”
She was drowning just now after all and it didn’t feel like she cramped her leg.
“……………..no way”
“Then why would you need a swim ring”
“I feel oddly calm inside that obscene looking tool”
“For now, apologize to the swim ring with everything you got!”
It’s established fact that Yukihira can’t swim but, it makes me want to tease her a bit.
“But if you really can swim then you don’t need it right~~”
I always get cornered down in a conversation so; I am probably allowed to tease her at least this much.
“……………………………………………………………………………………………..”
“No please reply something! You make it look like I am some kind of bad guy here!”
“………………………………………………………………………………………..●●”
“There should be a limit in your reply right!”
Yukihira glared at me. Uu……………….she really looks pissed and isn’t faking it.
“I get it, it’s my fault. Here you go”
I took the swim ring and handed it to her.
“I don’t need it. I can swim”
Uwah………..she’s completely stubborn now.
“No no, don’t act stubborn and take it”
“I don’t need it”
“………………”
“………………”
[Si-since you say that much, I guess I’ll accept------][If you are going to act so stubborn then you don’t need------]
Uwah, the timing completely clashed……………now this is awkward.
“…………..i am going back”
“Eh, no, don’t be reckless…………”
She ignored me stopping her and started walking to the pool edge timidly.
But, after a distance………..
“Wapu!”
She started splashing around.
“She…………..will probably get angry if I help her…………”
I could not do anything and looked at Yukihira’s drowning back.
Part 2[edit]
“Fuu……………I’m tired”
After we left the lazy pool (Yukihira got saved by a staff and was brought somewhere), we headed to the food & drinks space to take a light rest.
While drinking juice, although I was squeezing all my knowledge desperately…………..no good, I can’t think of anything.
“Ama-chi, why are you making such a difficult face, what’s wrong?”
“Onii-chan, wrinkles are growing in between your eyebrows”
“Got a stomachache?”
“No, nothing”
At the moment I gave an appropriate reply to the girl’s question while I was absent minded; A happy voice entered my ears.
“Ahaha, grandpa, let’s go play there next”
“Oooh, okay okay, I’ll carry you until we reach there”
“Yay”
An old man who brought his grandchild here to play……………immediately, the vision the president showed me just now resurfaced in my mind.
[Hey! Look at my nipples YO!------Look at it YO!-----Look at it YO!]………………the rap from an old man echoed inside my head over and over again.
I will become like that if I fail the mission huh, there are possibilities that it would be even worse……….just imagining gives me the chill.
“……………sorry, wait for 10 minutes”
I stood up together with a certain determination.
Now that it has come to this……………now that it has come to this, I have to plunge into using that secret weapon.
Thinking about the time to go back there, we have around 1 or 2 hours left and it looks like nothing is coming up no matter how much I ponder about it.
While making excuses in my heart, I quickly head towards the dressing room. I opened my own locker and took out that object which was stuffed inside a bottle.
“This is something I really didn’t want to use………….”
A really Chuuni sentence came out but, it was undeniable fact.
…………Yuuouji, sorry.
“Sorry to make you wait”
“Ah-re, Ama-chi, what are you carrying behind you?”
“N-no, don’t worry about it……………”
What I was hiding was a small water gun I bought at a shop when I was mid-way coming back. A special tear glands destroyer extract was loaded inside.
Inside the [10 ways to make girls cry] Chocolat bought, there was that disgusting act of pouring habanero kiss on a person face but, it seems that the way was at a good track and it gave me the complementing idea to create this tear glands destroyer extract.
It’s something with onion as the base; since the warning states that only huge amount of tears would only come out, it has no bad influence to the human body at all. I tested it out if it was dangerous or not just in case.
………..but, snot will come out. Snot will flow out profusely with tears. It’s enough to make the face mushy.
That’s the reason why I am hesitant to use this. No matter it may be Yuuouji, making a girl’s face covered in snot is just too much.
But…………….but.
“…………..Yuuouji, can I have a moment”
I…………will become a demon!
“Hn? What’s up”
I guided her to a pool area which was a little separated from Yuragi and Chocolat to prevent them from hearing. Okay, I can quickly take photo of Yuuouji’s crying face; no one else will probably see her snotty face if she falls into the pool.
Of course, there’s no way my actions would be forgiven…………….i’ll perform a dogeza latter and apologize.
“……………”
I silently took out the water gun.
“Oo, what is that, that looks cool. Did you buy it just now?”
“Yeah…………”
While feeling guilty when I saw Yuuouji’s innocent face, I took a step closer. Yuuouji’s shocking physical abilities will dodge it if I shot her at a half-assed distance.
………….Okay, I can kill her at this distance.
I pointed the gun at Yuuouji.
“Sorry------“
But, my fingers wouldn’t move.
Kuh…………what am I doing, if this goes on, I’ll end up rapping naked-------
“Choose:
1. Shoot it up your own ass ※Stimulation 10x.
2. Shoot it up your own nose ※Stimulation 2x”
What………..the heck?
“What’s wrong? Ama-chi”
Yuuouji stared at me blankly while I was frozen pointing the gun at her.
“Kuh………….”
While my hands were trembling, I lowered the gun pointed at Yuuouji and pointed it my own face.
I then thrust it up my own nose.
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Part 3[edit]
“Uuu………….Gusu………..gusu………..”
“There there”
Chocolat was patting my head while I was crying out loud.
“It’s okay it’s okay, Onii-chan crying is also good”
The breathing of the excited Yuragi was rough.
“Ahahahahahahahahaha! Ama-chi’s snotty face looks so weird”
Yuuouji was laughing as she wants.
“Sh-shurrdap!” [13]
“But, why were you trying to shoot that at me?”
“D-dat’s; I hab a siduation………” [14]
“Ahahahaha! I don’t understand what you are saying at all”
…………is this that so-called “Karma”; now I know.
“………fuu”
After 10 minutes, my tears and snot problem somehow got fixed but, the situation was at its worst.
Now that my only absolute method is destroyed; I have no plans left.
Kuh……..this is bad, this is really bad.
“Where should we go next?”
Beside me when I was agonizing, Chocolat was talking nonchalantly.
“Judging by the time it looks like we can’t go that far so, this is a tough choice……….ah, Chocolat Onee-chan, this looks interesting”
Yuragi pointed at a part of the pamphlet she was holding.
“[Water x Ghost]…………Aah, basically a haunted mansion with water usage”
“Haunted huh, that sounds fun”
It’s true that the attraction looks quite interesting but, I have no time to play at all. I have to hurry up with a way to make Yuuouji cry.
“Sorry I’ll-----“
“L-let’s not do that”
Right when I was about to say “pass”, an unexpected rejection came up.
“Yuuouji?”
What’s going on? She loves this kind of stuff.
“Ouka-san, you’re opposing?”
Chocolat also asked back with an unexpected face.
“N-no, it’s not that big like opposing. Eeerrr, I already graduated from haunted mansions. That is childish and I am not so interested in it”
“Childish…………”
I never would have thought that word would come out from Yuuouji.
But what is this. I kind of experienced this feeling just now…………..ah, it’s me during that time with the scream machine.
I made that lie because I was too scared to ride……..Hn? Wait, that means…………
“Yuuouji are you perhaps………..scared?”
“……………th-that’s not true”
“Hohou…………..”
I knew my face distorted disgustingly.
“Then you can go in right~~”
“Uu…………”
Our position is completely reversed.
“No well, we are already high school students so, i-I think it’s good that we go with games which are more…………err, adult-like; was what I was thinking and not thinking……..”
Yuuouji turned disordered. It’s not because I want to have my revenge from just now……….this is the chance to clear the mission.
“I-I don’t mind going in but, it’s just childish pretend………….”
“Ah, that isn’t a problem, Ouka Onee-chan. This place is really realistic and is known to scare adults with scared feet; that’s what is written on the pamphlet”
“Ah, I-I see…………..”
Yuuouji’s face was completely stiff. Clearly by her reaction, it’s definite that she’s bad with horror.
I don’t know if that she would cry conveniently but, my secret weapon ended with a miss and now that I have no replacement plans; the value on betting in the fundamental emotions of fear was big.
“Okay, then it’s settled”
“Ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeii!”
Yuuouji raised a dumb witted sound.
“No no, that’s not something to be surprised at”
She was giving off the atmosphere of about to say “Let’s not” so, I calmed her down my tapping her shoulders.
“Ahyabeshiii!”
Yuuouji raised a death agony like a small fry in the end of the century and jumped up. That’s a scared pattern beyond my expectations…………I might be able to expect something from this.
Meanwhile, we reached in front of the [Water x Ghost]. The outer appearance gave off a scary artistic feel.
A Staff one-chan smiled and asked us at the entrance.
“It’s a couple I see, go on ahead in together”
“Ah, no we aren’t really a couple-----“
“T-that’s right, to-together! I will go together with Ama-chi!”
It seems that Yuuouji only heard the together part and shouted without hearing the end of the sentence. Oi oi, just how scared are you……….
Well, it will be a problem for me if I wasn’t paired with her so, this is really convenient too.
I feel anxious leaving Chocolat and Yuragi but, I guess I’ll focus on the mission now.
“………..Let’s go, Yuuouji”
“Y-yes, I-i will be counting on you”
“……………are you really okay?”
“O-okie dookie”
Which part of you……………….your character is completely ruined.
Yuuouji grabbed my hand and was panicking. She was completely afraid and was walking like a grandma.
It was dim around us and the atmosphere inside was coming out but, taking aside the fact that the ground has water flowing on the floor, the place doesn’t look any different from a normal haunted mansion.
“O-one human, two human”
The flustered Yuuouji was counting down something unknown while writing the word羊 in her palms, before swallowing it. I don’t know if she wanted to sleep or relax but at the very least, I think that won’t help her lose her fear. [15]
“Oh?”
Drips of water started falling on my shoulders. It’s a prop signifying that this is within a pool establishment.
Each time water drops onto Yuuouji’s shoulders, she would [Hii] [Hii] twitch her body…………..she’s probably the best-class customer to scare for the people who are doing the scaring.
“……….Yuuouji, are you okay?”
In order to clear the mission, it would really convenient to have Yuuouji scared to her wits end but, I talked to her because I felt a little pity about who scared she was.
“Th-things like are you okay; I was never scared in the first place------“
“Gigyooraaaaa!”
Something jumped out from the aquarium beside us and interrupted Yuuouji’s sentence.
“Uhyaaaaaaaaaa!”
It’s identity; is a full body green mermaid.
Yuuouji who got terrified at that grotesques appearance, was grabbing onto my swim trunks and trembling.
“A-auu………au………….”
“Yuuouji. It’s a fake so don’t worry”
“E-even if you say that, it looks so real-----huh?”
“Gigyooraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Another suddenly appeared from the opposite side.
“Uhyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
“Ah, oi, Yuuouji!”
After screaming loudly, she ran off before giving me any chance to stop her.
“Oiiiii, Yuuouji”
It has been a few minutes that I was moving forward while calling Yuuouji.
Found her. Yuuouji was sitting on the middle of the road while hugging her knees and her body was trembling.
“Hic……….hic………..”
………..She’s crying like a child.
“You……….why are you getting so scared from a haunted mansion this normal”
“Because………….because, I was scared”
It was the first time she honestly admitted it and she gripped onto my hand I extend out to her tightly.
“O-oi, hey you…………….”
Even though her attitude is more childish, her expression wet from her tears looked really erotic and that made me look away by reflex.
Hn………wait………….wet by tears?
“U-uoooooooooooh!”
I-isn’t this situation the same as clearing the mission!
I really feel bad that she’s seriously scared but, I prepared the waterproof camera hanging from my neck.
“Uu……….Hic………..”
I’ll quickly snap a picture and bring her outside. The moment I thought that and made a stance with the camera,
“Hn?”
Someone’s finger poked Yuuouji’s shoulders.
Yuuouji turned around. What she saw was------
“Gigyooraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Yuuouji who turned mad when she saw the 3rd mermaid, hugged onto me.
“O-oi………..wait, heh?”
She then snatched the camera from my hand and threw it at the mermaid with all her might.
“GO THEEEEEEEREEE!”
The camera that landed right at the mermaid’s grim face, made a nasty sound before falling onto the ground.
“A-are you kidding me!”
I quickly picked it up; even though it’s water proof, the camera which isn’t that sturdy, got destroyed.
T-the best opportunity………….
“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!”
Without even the time to grief, Yuuouji screamed and ran off again.
“Y-Yuuouji!”
I quickly chased after her.
“Ah found her”
Yuuouji wasn’t sitting down this time but rather she was standing still in the middle of the road.
I got closer and noticed something weird. Although her tears stopped, her expression looks empty.
“Y-Yuuouji, are you okay?”
“……………….”
She won’t answer. Her eyes doesn’t looked focused and err, isn’t this bad?
“Kanade”
“……….Eh?”
Wh-what did she just say?
“Kanade”
She said it clearly once more and gripped my swim trunks tightly.
“Yu-Yuuouji?”
What? What is happening here?
“You aren’t Kanade?”
“No, I am definitely Kanade but, that isn’t the problem………..”
Another word came flying out from Yuuouji’s mouth next.
“Piggyback”
“………………huh?”
“I am scared so give me a piggyback”
“No, piggyback you………….”
Her talking pattern crossed to another dimension of childishness; it practically feels like she’s a child.
Maybe this……………She reverted back into a child from the fear?
“Hey………..Piggyback”
There’s no way that manga-like event will…………..but in reality, the Yuuouji in front of me completely has the expression and posture from a child in kindergarten.
“H-here………..”
“Hn……..”
Without any choice, I lend her my back. Maybe she was really terrified; she immediately hugged onto me with all her strength.
Of course, the thing touching my back will be touching if she does that…………..
“Yu-Yuuouji, don’t cling onto me-----“
“Ooka”
“Huh?”
“Not Yuuouji, Ooka”
Ooka?...........Aaah, she meant Ouka huh………wait, she’s telling me to call her by her name?
“……………my father call me that”
“Father, you………….”
“Ooka!”
Yuuouji cling on tighter to protest.
“U……..uoo…………”
I felt the cluster of softness being crushed behind me. N- no good……..this isn’t good.
“O-ouka…………”
“Uun, okay”
She was satisfied and said that before relaxing her grip.
W-what is with this situation………….
Since nothing can be helped even if I grieved, I continued moving forward while giving Yuuouji a piggyback.
Maybe her fear got somehow reduced because she was getting carried, she was docile at first but………….
[Hii!] [Uhyaa!] [Scaryy!]
Each time she gets scared, she would cling onto me tighter so her breast would touch my back each time and I felt a living hell different from the face of fear.
And-----
“Gigyooraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
The attack of the 4th one.
“Uhyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Just how much of a fan for mermaids does this haunted mansion have…………..normally, the fear would probably be lighter with this continuous chain but, Yuuouji was screaming loudly just like before.
“Fu……….Fue…………Fueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
She did not try to run because I was carrying her but, she started crying again.
“O-oi, it’s okay so don’t cry, Ouka”
Even though I was flustered, I tried to calm Yuuouji down. I made Manami-chan cry just now too but this situation is completely different.
That’s because, it’s a 16 year old girl crying on my back.
“Uu………..hic hic…………..”
I tried hard while walking but, Yuuouji’s tears won’t stop. Judging by the point of view of clearing the mission, I can’t say that this situation is great but, in my current situation where my camera is broken, it doesn’t mean anything no matter how much Yuuouji cries. It’s ideal that she can maintain her unsettled condition until we get out but………..
“Ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Yuuouji’s crying turned worse instead.
“Oh?”
A fork road appeared in front of me when I was moving forward while feeling troubled. It’s completely separated to left and right so it’s hard to judge how near the exit is by the appearance.
Okay, which should I pick---------
“Choose:
1. Go left ※You will reach the exit immediately but, Yuuouji Ouka will stop crying.
2. Go right ※The path is longer to the goal and is the parade of aberrant fear. Yuuouji Ouka will still be crying after the goal”
…………..i should pick 2 here; I probably can accurately complete the mission if I borrow a camera from someone after reaching the goal…………….
I looked at Yuuouji who I was carrying.
“Hic……..hic…………”
She really looked like a child. She’s crying because she’s scared; only that. Yuuouji really is feeling discomfort from this situation from the bottom of her heart.
………………after seeing her like that, there’s no way I can pick 2.
“Ouka…………..We will be going out soon”
“………Really?”
“Yeah, I’ll bring you to the exit so don’t cry”
“Un…..sniff…………I’ll work hard since Kanade says so”
She was still sniffing a little but, she’s calmer than just now.
I walked towards the left and after walking forward; the goal appeared slightly 10 meters away just like what the choice described.
“Uoo………………”
The sun was bright and it made me frown my face in reflex.
The staff onee-san at the exit came closer with a smile.
“Yes, good work in there………….”
However, she stopped her words when she saw me carrying Yuuouji.
………….well, people would normally turn like that after seeing this situation through their point of view.
“N-no it isn’t what you are thinking. Get down, Ouka”
“Don’t want to”
Just like what the choice described, Yuuouji stopped crying along the way but, she was stuck onto me and won’t let go.
“It’s comfortable here so I want to stay here forever”
………..It seems that her child transformation hasn’t clear out. Are you kidding me……….what should I do with this.
“Do-don’t be selfish and get down”
I semi-forcefully pull her off.
“Muu”
Yuuouji puffed her cheeks and glared at me. Normally, it can be said that Yuuouji is never angry but, her showing this expression is quite fresh.
“E-err………….”
The staff Onee-san, timidly talked to me. Uu………..she probably thinks I’m a pervert.
“………..each individual have their own taste. I never thought about [Uwah, there’s no way he is going with the child play in this public area like this. It’s at the level where I would commit seppuku from the embarrassment]”
“You’re thinking something worse than my expectations!”
I couldn’t bear it any longer and quickly pulled Yuuouji to escape.
“Fuuu…………..”
I stopped running and Yuuouji pulled my swim trunks right when I took a breather unintentionally.
“Hn, what’s wrong?”
“Potty”
“Potty?..........Ahh, you mean toilet. There’s one there so go ahead”
“………….I can’t do it alone so come with me”
“O-oi………….”
Yuuouji forcefully took my hand and pull me to the toilet.
“………seriously. I’ll wait here then”
“Follow me inside”
“Bupuuu!”
I spurt out in reflex.
“W-what are you saying………….”
“Because, it’s scary to go alone”
It’s the continuation from just now huh……..just how scared is she.
“I know that you are scared but, there’s no way a guy can enter the girls toilet”
“Then, I will go to boy’s side”
“No, that’s a no too”
“Why?”
You have a 16 year old body. It’ll become something crazy.
“Anyway, a no is a no”
Yuuouji *Mu---* puffed her cheeks before shouting.
“Why won’t you go potty with me!”
“Wai-you!”
I quickly covered her mouth but it was too late.
[Oi, what did she meant by that……….] [Something about going together into the toilet] [Youngsters these days………] [I wonder why the girl is talking like a child] [Wait, do those sorts of play in your own house] [The-then how about I join in too………]
……………I always think this but, does the final part for these sorts of commotion always end with a punch line…………….No, I have no time to be thinking about that. Those cold gazes hurts too much.
“Mugaga, we arge gooe pottey toggetdher!” [16]
Even when I was depressed, Yuuouji was rampaging around.
“Wa-wait, just calm down there. Be a good girl and go in alone-----“
“Choose:
1. Go in together.
2. Turn (♀) and go in together ※The (♀) state will resolve within today”
Oi, what’s with that ♀; that ♀?
Don’t tell me…………..the dreaded memories of when Chocolat first came to my house resurfaced.
Transforming into a woman…………are you telling me……..to do that one more time?
“Guh…………”
The pressing headache attacked……damn it.
“O-Ouka, w-wait right here”
I don’t even have the time to hesitate or to be sad. I will immediately go to jail the day I pick 1.
I ran towards the nearest building shadow to avoid being seen.
“Suuuuuuuu……..Haaaaaa”
I took a deep breath and made up my mind.
“……….Eei, do it”
The moment I picked 2, dizziness attacked me and my view turned white.
“Uu……….oo”
When I opened my eyes……..un, well……….how should I say this……….my body transformed.
My hair extended to a semi long length, and my flat chest turned into breasts. My swimsuit probably turned into one with high exposure.
I got closer to the pool area and looked at myself at the water reflection………….this is undeniably a woman.
“T-this is a nightmare”
I covered my face with my palm while walking heavily back to Yuuouji.
“Ah-re? Why are you a women?”
It seems that she instinctively sensed that I am Amakusa Kande. Even though she’s transformed into a child, her sharpness is still going strong huh.
“St-stuff happens when you grow up”
“Fuuun……..well whatever. Anyway, potty”
“Uu……..i knew that was going to be it”
Honestly, the problem wasn’t solved even after I transformed into a girl. By the point of view from others, it might be a safe if I go into the girl toilet with Yuuouji but, it’s completely out for me ethically.
“Guuuuu……………”
The merciless headache came again. What’s more, it hurt even more than before………….i have no choice but to go in.
“L-let’s go Ouka”
I pulled Yuuouji’s hand and moved to the front of the girl toilet.
No, I can’t------
“Uguuuuuuuuuuu!”
I let out a groan that sound like a phrase from a Moe character because of the severe pain.
“Are you okay?”
Yuuouji peeked at me worriedly………………no good, I am at my limits. I have no choice but to make up my mind.
Eeei, namusan!
The moment I stepped into the toilet, the headache mostly cleared out.
The reason why it isn’t completely gone……………….is because I have to wait for Yuuouji to finish?
I shut my eyes and covered my face with my palm.
“Why are you covering your hands?”
I am considered out as a human being by the point I entered here but; should I say this as self-satisfaction, this was the final and last line that must not be crossed.
“D-don’t worry about it and just go already”
“Un……….”
Yuuouji let out a somewhat unsatisfied voice and entered a cubicle. Good, she might even ask me to go in together if that went on.
“Fuu…………”
I leaned against the wall. What’s next is to wait for Yuuouji to come out and leave-----
“Err…………..is something wrong?”
“!?”
Suddenly, a voice that obviously does not belong to Yuuouji talked to me.
“N-no, errr, ab-about this, nothing is going on here so, so-sorry, pl-please anything but the police!”
I replied back unnaturally. C-calm down, I am not Kanade now but Kanade-chan. If I handle this calmly then It won’t be found out.
The female replied back in perplexed.
“Police? I don’t understand what you are saying but………..are you feeling ill? Your face is red and you’re sweating a lot”
“I-I am okay so don’t worry”
“Err………why are you covering your eyes in the first place?”
Well…….that’s an obvious question.
“I…….no, I, lo-love these kind of stuff. I get really excited when I enter the toilet while covering my eyes”
………..i feel like crying at my own words.
“I-is that so………..”
Should I call this a silver lining in misfortune. The disgusted girl stepped back and fade out outside just like that (Judged by the footsteps.
“I’m done”
Yuuouji talked to me there. Since the remaining headache dispersed at that timing, I walked along the wall and immediately retreated outside.
“Buha……..i thought I was going to die………..”
“How weird”
I’m tired………….nothing good happened the whole day today but, that just now was the most tiring.
“However……………..when will I turn back?”
I looked at my own body. It said that the woman transformation will be cleared by today though-------
“Hey hey, you girls”
Right when I was thinking, a voice suddenly talked to me.
I lifted my face to find, a group of 3 frivolous guys.
“Y-yes is there anything?”
I stepped back by reflex and asked suspiciously.
All 3 of them were blonde, has nose piercings and dark skinned; the triple conditions and it was hard to distinguish them. They look like those flashy guys that appear in old dramas.
Why did these bunch talk to me?
Impossible…………I think it’s impossible but……..
Is this the commonly known picking up women------
“Hey won’t you play with us for a bit?”
………..it was that impossibility.
“E-err, I think I’ll pass”
A chill attacked my spine. Yuuouji hid behind me in fear.
“Don’t say that”
“Yeah yeah, we are bored you know”
“Well in another way to put it, we are free I guess?”
All of them were grinning…………what is this, it feels so nasty enough to make me puke. Is this the physiology disgust that the girls always talk about?
It’s the same like when I transformed into a girl but, it seems that a part of my senses also turned into those that belongs to females.
“Uu……….”
The moment I was conscious about that, I noticed the sights of all the guys were directed to my breast.
“P-please stop. Where are you all looking”
………………that sentence is wrong if I say so myself but, things that are embarrassing can’t be helped.
“No no, I think it’s weirder to not look if you are wearing that swimsuit………rather, standing here is going to cause problems so let’s sit over there and talk”
One of them suddenly grabbed my wrist.
“Uh!”
I felt electricity on my back. I immediately tried to swing it off but, my body froze and won’t let me move as I want.
Squeezing out that disappearing voice was all I could do.
“P-please stop…………”
However, my actions caused the guys to get excited instead.
[Uooo, just how meek are you] [How cute] [My turn to touch, me]
Don’t joke with me, go there; words like that won’t come out.
“Haha! Come on, if you don’t resist then I will touch somewhere more----!?”
The guy’s hand was hit away.
“Stop”
Yuuouji who was hiding behind me the whole time, cut in between us.
“Don’t bully Kanade”
She glared at thy guy while holding my wrist with a trembling voice.
[Uoo, this girl is also super cute] [Why is she talking like a child?] [Isn’t this bad? I really like this type of girls]
This is bad………….the guys attention got directed to Yuuouji.
“Err, we really don’t want that so, please stop……I’ll call others if you are going to keep being that persistent”
Even those words didn’t have much deterrence to it.
“Okay sorry sorry. But you know, we aren’t really planning to do anything with you two. Once we drink some tea then we will quietly leave”
He placed his hands on my shoulder.
“uu…….auu…………”
My body couldn’t move from something that simple.
……….what is this, are women, living things that are this fragile.
It’s not like this is a slum city with bad security and there are also many people around here. I know that they can’t use force to do anything but; I could not get rid of the fear that is attacking through my instincts with that logic.
“You come too”
Another guy extended his hand to Yuuouji.
“uh-------“
Blood boiled up into my head instantly.
“Stop it!”
Right before the guy’s hand touched Yuuouji’s skin, I used all my strength and fend it away.
“Ouch……….”
The guy’s frivolous attitude crumbled and was oozing in anger.
He could still smoothen it out at that point but-------
“Eii!”
“Guh!”
Yuuouji kicked the guy’s leg with all her strength.
“I hate you. Go over there, Beh!”
Yuuouji’s attitude accelerated the guy’s anger.
“……….why you, don’t get ahead of yourself!”
The guy with blood boiling in his head, grabbed Yuuouji’s wrist.
“O-ouch…………….”
The moment Yuuouji raised a thin voice---------
Something snapped in my head.
“Don’t touch Ouka!!”
My body moved before I could think.
“Oh…………Gue……..”
My fist launched into the guy’s stomach.
Maybe the spot might have been too good, the guy collapsed to the ground and fainted with white eyes.
No good, I didn’t want to go that far…………
“Thi-this woman……….”
“Don’t look down on us”
This is bad…………..the remaining two got lighted with fire. What should I do…………….the moment I was prepared to protect Ouka,
“Help! We are being attacked by these people!”
Ouka’s loud voice which could even be said “Is this enough” echoed.
[What?] [It isn’t just a normal pick up?] [Hey, shouldn’t we call the staff?]
The people around us brought their attention here one after another to find out what is happening.
“Tsk……….”
“Damn it…………”
The two guys, who made angry expressions, did not even try to help their fainted comrades and disappeared off to somewhere.
“Ha-haaaaa…………”
The moment I couldn’t see them anymore, my body fully relaxed and I fell on the spot.
That was scary……….that was really scary. This is probably something a male would never understand.
“Eh?”
I felt something suddenly hugging onto me.
“O-Ouka?”
Yuuouji was hugging me from behind.
“Thank you for saving me”
“O-oi…………”
“I was really happy when I knew Kanade was protecting me”
“H-hey…………..”
“My breast are touching so get off” was what I was about to say but, I stopped.
Nothing perverted was born inside of me at all.
It’s not because my body turned female………….it’s because Yuuouji’s actions now is purely proof of her gratitude and that’s being told through my skin.
I silently, let Yuuouji do whatever she wanted until she was satisfied.
Part 4[edit]
“…………….Okay, now what to do”
With her child transformation not settled as usual, I pulled Yuuouji’s hand and lead her to a place with little people.
“Ouka, it isn’t scary anymore. This is outside and it isn’t scary at all. Get back to your usual self already”
“What’s the usual? I don’t understand”
Kuh…………..
“…………also, I am still a little scared”
Yuuouji’s expression looked clouded. It’s not simply because of the haunted mansion, it probably includes that pick up just now too.
“Then, what should I do to make It not scary anymore?”
“Hug”
“……….huh?”
“The piggy-back just now was comfortable so, it’s hugs this time”
Oi oi…………I think she’s childish daily but, to think that she’s this pampered when she’s really a child…………
“Hug me hug! That princess one!”
“P-Princess carry? No, there’s no way I could do that”
“……….no?”
Uuu…………what’s with that upward look.
“O-only once”
“Yay”
It’s really embarrassing but, I have to do it if this can calm her fear.
I made up my mind and lifted Yuuouji up.
“Uu………….”
What is this………….i felt that she was very light when I was carrying her just now but, now that I have the arm strength of a woman, maintaining my balance from collapsing was all I could do.
“A-are you satisfied now?”
“Nope, not yet”
No, this is cute tough…………10 seconds then passed.
“……….Ho-how about now?”
“Un, I am slowly not feeling scared……..a little more”
This is bad, my hands are shaking…………….10 more seconds passed.
“………..A-about time?”
“Uuun………………I’ll scratch my head for the finale”
“Huh?..........wait, hey you…………..”
Yuuouji’s head suddenly got closer and started scratching at my cheeks.
“S-stop!”
“Don’t want to. It feels calming doing this----eh?”
With my cheeks scratched when I was originally close to my limits, I could not maintain the princess carry any more.
[Uoou!] [Uwawa!]
I could not do anything and dropped Yuuouji’s body.
Also, i fell forward because my balance collapsed and I ended up covering over Yuuouji, who was on the ground.
“So-sorry. Are you okay…..wait, hn?”
I felt a really strong odd feeling from her expression.
“Hn…….Ah-re?”
And; Yuuouji’s voice clearly sounds different from what happened until now.
“Ah-re? I…………..”
Oi……….isn’t this……….
“I entered the haunted house……………and what happened there again?”
She’s…..back to normal?
A-at this timing huh………thi-this is just too sudden. Doesn’t this kind of event have a little premonition!?
Yuuouji looked blank and our eyes looked at each other at a face distance which was close to touching.
Thi-this is bad. From Yuuouji’s view, she’s being leaned over by a girl she doesn’t know off when her consciousness came back. Uu………..how should I explain this to her.
But but……………the situation was much worse than what I predicted.
“Ama………chi?”
“…………Huh?”
I’m………….back……being a guy?
“Eh………eh? Why……….is Ama-chi on me?”
“U-uuuuoooooo!”
I quickly jumped off her body.
“…………..”
Yuuouji got up next made a blank expression and was staring at me silently.
Thi-this is really bad……………I wonder if she thought I was forcefully attacking her.
“Y-Yuuouji, there’s a circumstance with this-----“
The moment I opened my mouth to try to justify my actions,
“……..eh?”
A stream of tears dropped from Yuuouji’s eyes.
“Wha……….”
With that as the beginning, tears continuously flowed out of Yuuouji’s tears.
“Ah-re…….Ah-re?”
It seems that it wasn’t done intentionally by the person herself.
“T-this is weird, wh-whats wrong with me, me crying is…………”
Which means; she was so shock that she could not control her emotions.
“Sorry! I-I didn’t meant anything bad. There was a circumstance I couldn’t go against………”
This is bad this is bad THIS IS BAD! What should I do? What’s the best thing to do here!?
I completely fell into panic.
“Y-Yuuouji, err……well-----“
“No, it’s different, Ama-chi”
Yuuouji’s tone was surprisingly firm.
“Eh? Different?”
“Un, Ama-chi was really close to me when I woke up………….i would usually run way from embarrassment but, it didn’t feel bad at all just now…….i can’t put it in words good enough…….”
A complete change; her tone turned awkward.
“You know………things like it was fun whenever we talk or, whenever we make Sensei angry, err………..wh-whenever I got embarrassed when you saw my panties……………every good and bad memories of Ama-chi…………would *baa* float up in my head instantly”
There was no settlement in her words, and her intentions weren’t conveyed to me. But, I clearly know that Yuuouji is carrying a strong emotion in her chest.
“Just now………..err……….when you touched me……..it was embarrassing but………….i felt that I wasn’t displeased about it”
Is she talking about the time I grabbed her hand during that time with the scream machine?
“Also………..around half-way through the haunted mansion, I don’t have much memories about it but…..somehow, I somewhat remember Ama-chi working hard for my sake……”
Yuuouji continued talking to herself.
“All those emotions mashed together………..and it became warm around my chest area……..”
Even within her words, Yuuouji’s tears continued falling.
“Ahaha………even so, I wonder why I cried. This is weird, I don’t know, even though it’s about me”
Yuuouji, looked at me with her tears falling and made a satisfied smile.
“This is the first time in my life……I felt this”
I lost my words and looked at that smile blankly.
Such a pure expression………exists in this word huh.
“Amakusa-san~~”
“Uuou!?”
Suddenly, a nonchalant voice pries in.
“Okay, cut~~”
“P-President………”
“I apologize for coming in when you two are in a very good atmosphere but, this is probably the last chance for you to clear the mission~~”
“Ah…….”
That’s right, I completely forget because many impactful events occurred.
“Here you go~~”
The president handed me a digital camera………..is this person my ally or enemy; I really don’t know.
Well, I have no reasons to refuse in this situation so, I accepted it and pressed the shutter just like that.
“Okay, mission is clear with this~~”
After the president received the digital camera, she looked at the crystal screen.
“Oh my, you took a very nice expression there~~. I’ll print it out later and give it to you”
“No……….you’re willing to go that far but, I’ll pass”
I politely refused her offer.
Even without her doing that, Yuuouji’s smile will forever be scorched into my mind and will never disappear.
Interlude 3: A Certain Possibility's Story 4[edit]
“Aah!”
This is bad…..
“Aah!”
(10x) stimulation into the ass……..
“Ahh!”
It feels too good……
“Aah!”
So this kind of pleasure……exists in this world huh.
“Ahh!!”
Hello, a new world.
Epilogue[edit]
Day; Monday.
“Having a full stomach is a bliss~~”
After eating unbelievable amount of food for breakfast today, Chocolat opened the door beside me happily.
“Hi”
I greeted my friends liked usual.
Right when I was about close to my own seat, Yuuouji who was seating at the back seat entered my view. She was holding up her chin and was making a rare gloomy expression.
“H-hi”
Yuuouji was crying while smiling yesterday so I talked to her nervously.
“A-Ama-chi, good mor……….”
Besides her expression, her voice clearly doesn’t sound energetic like usual.
“What’s wrong?”
“Ahaha, no-nothing………”
No matter how I see it, it doesn’t feel like there’s nothing wrong.
“Yuuouji, it’s so unlike you. Tell me if you have something you are worrying about”
“T-that’s true……..un, then I’ll tell you”
Her manner of pronunciation is bad like I thought. Is it something that tough to say?
“You know…………this didn’t happen until now at all but, I was worried about this the whole time I went back yesterday………..somehow, calling you Ama-chi doesn’t fit well at all”
The talk suddenly flew towards the day after tomorrow.
“Ahaha………it’s weird right? I didn’t think it was weird at all even though you have been calling me like that the whole time…….”
It’s true that, she called me Kanade Kanade the whole time when she was turned into a child and It’s probably influenced from that.
After that, Yuuouji hesitated to say something for a while before making up her mind and open her mouth.
“Hey, can i……..call Ama-chi……..Kanade-chi from now on?”
“Heh? A-aah………I don’t really mind”
Yuuouji has a basis of always calling others with their lower name with a ~chi or ~tan instead of their surname so, it’s not weird at all that she’s applying that to me.
“Kanade-chi….Kanade-chi. Un, this one sits well as expected”
I thought this settles it but, Yuuouji was still oddly fidgety.
“What’s wrong? Is there something else?”
“Errr…………it’s weird that I am the only one calling you by your lower name so, you can…….call me with my lower name too”
“Eh? No, now that’s a little……..”
It was one to one yesterday so I didn’t resist but, calling her that here is quite embarrassing……….
“………is that a no?”
“Uu…………”
She peeked at me with unclouded eyes.
“………….Ouka”
The moment I said those words, Yuuouji’s face glowed.
“Un, I’ll be in your care, Kanade-chi”
She returned back to her innocent child-like smile. Un, this face definitely fits Yuuouji……….not that, Ouka the best.
Suddenly *bam* the sound from a chair appeared.
“…………Yukihira?”
Yukihira faced over here from her seat.
“W-what’s wrong?”
I could feel some kind of strong negative aura so I faltered.
“I did not hear it but……………I completely did not hear it but, just now, what were you talking with Yuuouji-san?”
“N-no, we were calling just our lower names……..”
I was overpowered by that odd pressure and answer honestly.
“I know that”
It’s different from what you said just now………
“So………….Is Amakusa-kun planning to call Yuuouji-san by her lower name from now on?”
Uu…………it’s embarrassing now that it was pointed out by someone else again………..
“Well………..yeah”
“You trash”
“Why!?”
“If you’re going to ask me how much of a trash you are then, it’s at the level where you can just go for a castration “
“Just what the heck did I do!”
“Because……….Chocolat, Yuragi and Ouka……….even though everyone is being called by their names, why………..am I the only one Yukihira?”
“Huh? What?”
Again; Yukihira started talking to herself with an inaudible voice.
“I’m sorry but, can you say that one more time, Yukihira”
Yukihira’s temple twitched……….what is she angry about? I don’t think there is anything specially weird in my sentence just now……..
“Did I say something bad, Yukihira”
Yukihira’s temple pulsed.
“…………..no, nothing really. It’s just that, I feel a strong sense of disgust each time you call me”
“I’m fully rejected!”
Yukihira’s actions are always messed up but, today’s one is especially incomprehensible.
“Honestly, It really feels displeasing being called by you but, err…………my anger might lighten up if you call me in a different way”
Different way of calling…………..which means, Yukihira doesn’t like the way I call her.
“Aaah, so that’s it”
I *pon* hit my hand.
“Yukihira-san”
“………………….”
“There is quite a number of people hate being called with honorifics after all. Sorry sorry. But, you should have told me if you were worried about that. Ah, or should I stop calling you with “You” instead?”
Yukihira’s angry atmosphere disappeared……….but, it didn’t look like mood got better at all. She looks like she’s wearing a Noh mask.
“Ah-re? Am I wrong, Yukihira-san”
“…………..I can only think you have a rotten brain”
Somehow, I feel like she’s something really bad about me.
“…………..I will now call Amakusa-kun a different way from usual so, you can just do the same for me too”
What would you do something that annoying. If you have something to ask then, just tell me clearly.
“Then here I go. Ka…….ka………”
“Ka?”
“Err, Ka…………Ka…………Ka…………”
“Ka?”
“……..Kamakusa-kun”
“Why did you call me like I am a tranny!?”
Yukihira looked downwards in regret.
However, what is going on here? This is a mystery. Yukihira called me Kamakusa and I have to call Yukihira similar to that. Ah…………maybe.
One thought popped up in my mind.
“…………Nabehira?”
At that moment, I saw Yukihira’s *Pokan* blank face which I have never saw before.
Hmm, I thought she was referring to a transvestite in response to a tranny but……….i was wrong? [17]
“…………forget it”
“Eh, what do you mean by forget it………”
“I said you can just call me Yukihira like usual………..”
While giving off a really dangerous aura, Yukihira walked back to her own seat.
“O-oi…………”
Just when I was hesitating on how I should talk to her, someone tapped on my shoulders.
“……….Amakusa-kun”
When I turned around, it was the class rep (Glass beauty).
“Aah, Class rep, what’s wrong?”
“Un, sorry, I didn’t intend to eavesdrop but, I heard the conversation just now because I was close”
“I-I see………then, why do you think Yukihira got angry from that?”
The class rep sighed for some reason before opening her mouth.
“You know, can I say something to you?”
“Yeah”
“Amakusa-kun, please die once”
“Why!?”
Wh-what’s with her……..the most gentle person of them all, the class rep said something like that………
“Err……….did I do something that bad?”
The class rep did not answer my question and leaked her words.
“Yukihira-san, so pitiful…………..”
………….”i’m the one who’s the pity one”; that wasn’t the atmosphere for me to say that.
“Th-then class rep what should I do?”
“No, now that’s a little………….it’s something that I can’t say”
The class rep looked towards Yukihira who’s at her own seat.
At that direction; Chocolat was approaching towards Yukihira.
“Furano-san, perhaps you want Kanade-san to call you by your name?”
“!?”
Yukihira’s face looked surprised.
“Just now, Ouka-san and Kanade-san was talking about calling their own names right?”
“W-wait, Chocolat-san………..”
The class rep quickly ran towards her to stop her but, Chocolat continued on like that.
“You don’t like being the only one out from the group----Hoe?”
Before we knew it, Yukihira was standing up and she went to pinch Chocolat’s head.
“O-ouch…………”
“…………..Chocolat-san, if you are going to continue with that crap then, I will never give you candy anymore”
“Th-that’s terrying……….”
Chocolat trembled with an expression as if the world was ending.
“…………”
Yukihira let go of the quiet Chocolat and glared at me for some reason before sitting down.
“Uuu, I hate being a busybody but…………Chocolat-chan already said it so, oh well”
The class rep mumbled before pulling my sleeves.
“Amakusa-kun. Please call Yukihira-san’s name”
“Huh? No, but……..”
“If you don’t do that then, this won’t get settled”
Even after the person in question denied that strongly, wouldn’t this provide an opposite effect?
“Amakusa-kun, just believe me”
I don’t understand at all but, I have no choice since the Class rep said that much.
I walked over to Yukihira’s seat and talked to her.
“Err………”
“What”
Uu…………….What cold eyes. Looks like avoiding a bad preface would be a good choice.
“Furano”
“!?”
At that moment, Yukihira’s eyes turned black and white. Uu………..that doesn’t look like a good response no matter how much I see it.
“Yo-you don’t like It as expected huh. Sorry………….i won’t do that again”
“I-it’s not like I don’t like it……..b-but, I didn’t prepare my heart for it at all………..i’ll get too embarrassed and die if you call me by my name everytime………”
It seems that she was mumbling something but, the volume was still too low as usual and I can’t hear it at all.
After that, Yukihira went silent for a while before opening her mouth with a feel as if she decided on something.
“-------okay”
“Huh?”
It’s louder compared to before but, it’s still at the inaudible level. Yukihira seems to know that too and after a light breathe, she opened her mouth again.
“Lo………………………….………….wer name, I said you can call me with it”
The pause was too long and I couldn’t understand for a moment there but, she said lower name right, just now?
“I see…………then, Furano”
“!?”
Wh-why that reaction again?
“N-no good……….i still can’t prepare my heart……….”
…………….i can’t hear her voice anymore. Honestly, I don’t get it anymore.
“Errrrrr…………..basically, I can call you with Furano right? Oiiii, answer me Furano. Hello hello, Furano-----Guee!”
Yukihira chopped my throat at that moment.
“Co-cough, cough………..wha-what are you doing!”
“……………”
Without answering my answer, Yukihira froze there silently.
“………..i’m going back”
“Heh? Going back? Ah, oi, wait!”
Yukihira did not listen to my halt and stood up from her seat before leaving the classroom.
“Cl-class rep, was I wrong again?”
With depending gaze, I looked towards the class rep.
“Ahaha…………un, I think Amakusa-kun wasn’t wrong at all but……………Yukihira-san is annoying too”
While making a wry smile, the class rep scratched her cheeks with her index finger.
“Well leaving that aside……….Amakusa-kun, you weren’t doing it purposely so, were you serious about not noticing?”
“Eh? About what?”
“Yukihira-san, so pitiful………….”
Somehow, the class rep’s lines were looping.
I don’t get this at all------
“Sorry for intruding”
An unfamiliar voice echoed suddenly.
When I looked over there by reflex, a single female student opened the classroom front door and entered.
[O-oi, isn’t that……..] [A-a bad one came!] [My senior told me [Couples must never get close to her]] [Uwah, I’m in the danger then!] [I-I’m at the safe huh……….]
Yes, as long as they are students enrolled in this school, she a celebrity everyone knows about.
A 3rd year member of the [Reject 5]; Hisoka Himeru placed her hands boldly on the teachers desk.
“Yaa yaa, members of 2nd year class 1, sorry for intruding your morning precious time”
She opened her mouth dramatically and looked around the whole class room.
She has long wavy hair, drooping eyes peeping out between the gaps of her bangs, she’s dress downed at a level where it’s okay to call it sloppy and her uniform with maximum skin exposure. Every part of her body was giving off an erotic feel.
“Oh”
Right when our eyes met, Hisoka-senpai stopped her head.
She then got off the teachers platform and leisurely walked close to me.
“Sorry for this”
Faster than her words, she suddenly started touching my body.
“Wai…….wha-what are you doing!?”
I heard many bad rumors about this person------
“Uoooh, wh-where are you touching!”
Hisoka-senpai who was experiencing my resistance, stopped her body touch temporarily before bringing her face closer to my ear.
“Fufufu, you have quite a nice body here----Amakusa Kanade-kun”
“Uu………………..”
Together with her sweet breath, I felt electricity flowing on my back the moment she called my name.
“Iyaaa, that’s one cute reaction there. How about it, I can make you feel good if you are okay with it-----“
- Slam!**Slam!*
2 types of sound echoed, interrupting Hisoka-senpai’s sentence.
When I looked over, I found out it was a sound produced by Ouka standing up vigorously, and the sound of the window slammed opened……………..the person standing outside at the corridor was----
“Yukihira?”
What is it; didn’t she head back because she got angry?
Well leaving that question aside, Yukihira was looking at Hisoka-senpai with hostility and in a rare occasion Ouka was puffing her cheeks while giving off a light glare. What happened to the both of them?
Forget being even bothered, the person receiving those gazes talked with a passionate tone as if it was directed to her lover.
“Aah, what wonderful responses from Yukihira Furano-kun and Yuuouji Ouka-kun who are right before blooming………adding on, Chocolat-kun who is still in bud stage-----“
And after a short pause…………the girl with the nickname [Love Crusher], Hisoka Himeru smiled beautifully.
“I’ll take him if you all take your sweet time”
[1. Continue 2. To Be Continued…………]
Translator's Notes and References[edit]
- ↑ 白魚White Fish
- ↑ 鯛-Sea Bream
- ↑ Used as a reply to gochisousama
- ↑ 羊羹-Copy this and paste on Google to find the sweet
- ↑ Word play, in here it’s 悪魔で魚 and あくまでさかな, basically it’s; I am only a fish
- ↑ ( 甘草 奏だけに、功を奏した) basically, She matched his name with another word. Also referring to his little willie
- ↑ Raijin Oh
- ↑ Annie the Musical
- ↑ The way of the NEET
- ↑ Anegaki Nene from Love plus
- ↑ Middle school syndrome
- ↑ M-Masochist
- ↑ >Sh-shut up
- ↑ >Th-that’s, I have a situation……….
- ↑ (Sheep + Counting down = trying to sleep(Maybe?))
- ↑ Mugagah, we are going potty together
- ↑ (オカマ and オナベ: Basically, Tranny and transvestite(For female))
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