The World God Only Knows:Volume 1 Chapter 1

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Chapter 1: The Descent of an Angel

During a weekday, Katsuragi Keima randomly entered a game software shop ‘OG map’, but the moment he entered the shop, the atmosphere in the shop showed an obvious change. He was famous as the ‘God of Conquest’ in the gaming world, but in the real world, no one knew that he was the god of conquests.

Even so.

“Swap with me.”

The supervisor in charge of this level patted the new worker at the cashier and asked to swap over.

“Eh?”

The new worker looked surprised.

The supervisor shook his head silently and pointed in a certain direction.

“…”

Right where he was pointing at was Keima, who was looking at the row of countless new works through the transparent clothes.

Behind him, Elsie was looking rather bored.

“It’s a little tough for you.”

“How, how could it be?”

Wasn’t he just an ordinary customer?

Just when the newcomer was about to say this, he realized that Keima was obviously different from the other customers, and was obviously of a different dimension from the rest.

“…Uu.”

He moaned. The supervisor gave a one liner that’s like those in Western movies.

“That’s great. Looks like you still have some foresight.”

The supervisor chuckled.

“If you can’t spot the strange nature in that action, you have no hope of being born here, and I can’t hand the Galge counter over to you.”

The supervisor narrowed his eyes and looked at Keima.

And several other customers in the shop,

Some old-time gamers with foresight noticed it. Some people,

(Wha, what’s with this boy?)

Were amazed, or,

(This guy again…who in the world is here?)

Showed an inexplicable look. To put it, that Keima,

“…”

Was just looking at the games with a depressed look.

He was just going,

“…As expected, I can’t tell without coming to the shop to see the actual item.”

Or,

“Has the price dropped?”

He muttered as he went between one shelf after another. To put it properly, it was said that highly skilled martial artists could use the motion of chopsticks to rate each other.

A pianist could hear the quality of a keyboard through a performance. A top-rate sushi chef could tell the level of another through even the basics of fried egg.

In other words, a person’s subconscious action could present its hidden ability completely.

Keima was merely shopping around for game software, but to the bystanders,

What kind of amazing gamer is he?

From his gaming style that no one else could match, to the speed and processing ability, even if no one knew whether it was true, they could conclude to a certain extent. Also, there was one thing everyone in the shop could feel. That was,

This boy’s really an enigma!

That’s all.

I can’t handle this.

With this fear, this thought appeared in the newcomer’s mind. I can’t handle this at all.

His body couldn’t help but tremble.

The supervisor smiled.

“If you can sense this, this shows that you’re good. Hurry along, I’ll handle this boy.”

And shook his head.

“To be honest, this is really a little too much, but someone has to good, don’t you say?”

Keima continued to choose the items in a flowing and graceful manner before finally putting the items down gently onto the cashier, and the supervisor,

“…”

Continued to remain silent as he scanned the barcodes.

“…”

He immediately readied the bag and put the games into it without too much unnecessary action.

“The total will be 67,850 yen.”

After stating that, he handed over a special edition poster and a little handbook to Keima before he could even say anything.

“Ho?”

Keima’s eyes sparkled.

“Well, you really know your work. The goods in this shop are all in order, and there’re people who knows what the customers want.”

“…”

The supervisor looked like he got the highest honor as he put his hand in front of his chest and bowed.

“I’ll come back again.”

Keima turned around and continued to walk out of the shop leisurely. The supervisor continued to remain bowed, and the newcomer looked somewhat touched as he watched Keima leave.

The other customers who were watching this were all going ‘oh~’ in amazement as they watched Keima leave with somewhat admiring eyes.


Elsie was the only one who remained stunned.


After that, as Elsie,

“I always wanted to come to such a place!”

Because of such a strong request, Keima and Elsie entered a little café near the ‘OG Map’. At the third level of a certain shopping mall, the main road could be seen completely. The wooden colored wallpaper and the viewing plants looked really lush. It was a really a small mountainside-styled café.

Keima simply ordered red tea, and Elsie,

“Erm, un.”

After lots of trouble, she finally ordered hot chocolate.

“Why eat at some café?”

Keima grumbled.

“Isn’t my house open for you to enter anytime?”

“Well well, it’s important to research on other shops you know.”

Elsie delightedly calmed Keima down. As there were many game shops like ‘OG Map’, there were many customers who were like Keima, holding bags. Inside, there were 3 customers at a table, looking at a notebook computer and seemingly deciding on something.

“As expected.”

Also,

“Wasn’t this option here because the last flag wasn’t fulfilled? Looks like we should start all over again.”

And also,

“No, we can’t decide that. Emily hasn’t returned to the country yet. We can’t deny completely that we entered another route.”

The trio was all serious.

And working hard.

Elsie glanced aside at those people and asked Keima.

“Kami-sama, can I ask a question?”

“…”

Keima remained silent with his eyes closed as he took a sip from the red tea. That pose…if it was only the pose, it would be as elegant as a noble.

Elsie treated his silence as a silent agreement.

“Eh, it’s a very basic question.”

She put her fingers at her chin and summarized what she wanted to ask.

“…What’s so interesting about games?”

At this moment.

“!”

Keima’s eyes suddenly widened as his eyes blazed.

“Wa! Th, this…cha, charm! I just want to know what’s so attractive about games! Be, because you see, there’re many people other than kami-sama who’s interested.”

“Haa.”

Keima sighed hard.

“That’s really a ‘basic of basics question’, Elsie.”

He coldly glanced at Elsie, and Elsie timidly shrank back in apology.

“Uu.”

“Well, I’ll just explain in a way you can understand.”

He waved his arm like a kabuki-actor.

To Elsie.

‘An imperfect reality, a perfect game’.

She seemed to see the words raised in a banner behind Keima. Keima’s face looked like there was really a mask, and there was red hair reaching out from behind the mask.

These were all a hallucination. In fact,

“An imperfect reality, a perfect game.”

Keima only said this. He continued passionately,

“Get it? The female lead in a game can’t possibly have those unreasonable actions that girls in real life will do. All the actions or circumstances are all set up for only the beautiful ending.”

He said that with passionately.

Elsie thought that ‘once kami-sama got involved with games, he could be really ‘fired up’. As for Keima, he was thinking that he had to explain it.

Both of them,

Suddenly looked at each other.

““HOT!!””

Suddenly shouted.


For some reason, the surroundings were really hot, and white smoke floated in as the fire alarm rang.

During the short time after.

Keima and Elsie were left in a dazed manner.


“A fire?”

“Everyone, calm down! Please evacuate in an orderly fashion!”