OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 10
Chapter 10 Revive, Mayhem
The morning after the fireworks festival.
Because today was a first day of school, I was going to regular school rather than cram school.
"Ah—I really don’t want to go......"
I woke up in a bad mood because of the quarrel yesterday, and furthermore because that cursed text message tone rang.
[Subject] So Happy Yesterday [Text] You went to the fireworks festival with Fuyuumi-san. Are you happy?
'S-She found out about that already?"
No wait, it was Masuzu, so maybe it was just her regular way of talking.
I’ll act like I don’t know anything, then!
[Subject] Today’s Breakfast [Text] I like half-cooked poached eggs.
The reply came instantly:
[Subject] Re: Today’s Breakfast [Text] I like to the dig eyes.
"......"
Even if it was a joke, why did she get back to me and such a curious manner?
That being said, Masuzu-san couldn’t actually be angry……?
When I just arrived at school, Masuzu dragged me to the roof.
Even though it was only 8 o’clock, the sun was very strong—
"Come on, which eye would you like me to dig out first?"
"I’m sorry Masuzu-san!"
I lowered my head and kneeled down to apologize to Masuzu, heh? Self-estemm? Haha! Ridiculous.
Masuzu folded her arms, and sighed:
"What were you thinking? You refused your girlfriend’s invitation, and actually went to the fireworks festival with Fuyuumi Ai."
"H-How did you know?"
"Why are you still acting like you don’t know? Yesterday, a student saw you two meet at school in the evening."
It’s over......
But that being said, even though it was summer, there were still club activities. Although we didn’t see anyone on the fields, it wasn’t surprising that we were seen.
Masuzu actually seemed angry. She didn’t have her usual calm and circular cynicism. Rather, the details of her speech seemed to exude quite a dangerous atmosphere.
"Come on, if you have any excuses, please say it."
"Ah, well."
Because there was no way I could explain it honestly—
"To be honest, I arranged a date with Fuyuumi a long time ago. It really was a date that we arranged a really, really long time ago, but I forgot about it. When Fuyuumi said it, I finally remembered, and I couldn’t reject her. If I had, I would have betrayed a lot of things."
"What is ｢a lot of things｣?"
"Just a pile of ｢small and shameful memories｣."
I scratched my head and laughed.
"Even though it was that kind of memory, it was still my own memory; and even though it was a memory so embarrassing I wanted to die, it was still my own memory."
Regardless of the truth, I was trying to honestly express my feelings.
Otherwise, regardless if it was Fuyuumi and Masuzu, I would be lying to them both.
Masuzu shook her head immediately after she heard it:
"I don’t want to hear your explanations!"
"Huh?"
But didn’t you just say you wanted to listen to me……?
"Don’t use words to apologize. Use actions to express it."
"Then what should I do?"
"You don’t even know about this kind of thing?"
Masuzu stared at me with stern eyes while she poked her right cheek.
"Kiss me."
"Ah?"
"For the same amount of time that you spent with Fuyuumi yesterday, kiss your girlfriend!"
With such a ridiculous request, she was as unyielding as always.
"When you say how much time, I actually don’t remember."
"You really don’t get it! For this kind of thing, just approximately is fine."
"Then it was probably around thirty minutes."
Masuzu’s eyes went wide as she said:
"T-That long? So perverted. You want to make me pregnant?"
"You told me to do it!"
"...........Then we’ll round down a bit. Giving you three minutes will be fine."
So it was like that.
I faced Masuzu, and put my hand on her shoulder.
Although Masuzu had kissed me several times, this was my first time taking the initiative……
"Hmph, kiss me. Are you afraid or what?"
"S-So annoying! I can’t help it!"
"I said it before, right? For anti-love people like us, kissing each other in the lips is just like touching. Moreover, this is just a kiss against the cheek, and you’re actually afraid? So ridiculous."
"Enough!"
I angrily put my lips on Masuzu’s face.
Yes, even though it was a kiss, it felt like I was just sticking to her—I made every effort to prevent my front teeth from touching her.
Even so, Masuzu’s cheeks seemed to melt as my lips touched her smooth skin.
I had to endure my urge to faint.
—Well, it was about three minutes.
I removed my lips, and Masuzu’s clam expression seemed to say, ｢Eh, it’s over already?｣
"Okay, so, can you forgive me?"
I asked, my breath unsteady. Masuzu tilted her head and properly pushed her hair aside:
"Fwine, I’ll fworgive you."
"......"
"......"
Did Masuzu’s voice suddenly distort?
"Ah? Ah? Did I just hear, ｢Fwine｣?"
"Fine, I’ll forgive you."
"But what I heard ~ wasn’t that ~? ｢fworgive you｣? I’d really like to hear it again ~ it’s really cute you know—?"
I took the opportunity to tease her. Masuzu’s face became really red, and ever her ears blushed.
That being said, she was an ordinary girl in the end. My eyes became gentle, and—
"Actually, I won’t forgive you."
"Why? I did as you said!"
"Because I don’t like how your eyes look. I better dig it out.."
"Don’t joke!"
Really, my girlfriend was too unreasonable.
In the afternoon.
The first day of school was over, and I was about to go home.
Fuyuumi Ai was wearing the armband of the disciplinary committee as she walked into Class 1-A
"Natsukawa Masuzu, Kidou-Eita, please come to the disciplinary committee room."
Fuyuumi only said these words quickly before she rapidly turn around, and I didn’t see any of her ｢A-chan｣ expression from yesterday. She was the usual demon disciplinary committee member.
Masuzu tilted her head, puzzled, and said:
"What is it?"
"I don’t know. I guess we can only go find out."
We followed the instruction to the come to the disciplinary committee room, and saw that Chiwa and Hime were already there. However, including Fuyuumi, I didn’t see a trace of any of the disciplinary committee members.
"Chiwa, Hime, you two were also called here?"
"It's rude! To suddenly call people here."
"But since it’s Master's command, you must obey."
At this point, Fuyuumi finally entered.
Completely out of character, she looked at us very gravely:
"Sorry to keep you waiting. I went to the faculty room for a moment."
"Faculty room......?"
What was it? Did it have to do with how the club was shut down?
They can’t have issued a more severe punishment than shutting down the club? If that was the case, I could only image suspension and expulsion. But I didn’t we did anything that severe……
Chiwa and Masuzu seemed to have a similar train of thought, and their expressions were rather stiff.
Then Fuyuumi—
Like she did when she announced the club would be shut down, she used a marker to write a few words on the whiteboard.
That is—
"Club shutdown is canceled!"
"Aaaaahhhhhh?"
Apart from Hime, the three of us cried out together.
Fuyuumi faced us, and ｢hmphed｣ with her nose. She smiled and said:
"Are you going to thank me? This was something I proposed to the teacher."
"Proposal? Proposed what?"
"I told the teach that my evaluation that ｢The Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self｣ was harmful, was actually my mistake."
"So what actually happened?"
Fuyuumi stared at Masuzu wary expression, and fearlessly smiled:
"Because I'm interested in your activities!"
"Interested?"
"When you say, popular, you actually want to become ｢more adept in love｣, right? This idea in itself, for all girls of marriageable age, is shared between them all. Thus, we cannot deny the feeling, The more you suppress it, the more there is a threat it will outbreak."
"So in conclusion you want to say?"
"In other words—you need a ｢Master｣ that can guide you on the correct path of pure love!"
"Aaahhhhhhh?"
The three of us cried out together, again.
On the other hand, only Hime nodded and said, ｢Great｣. Who was this girl? When did she start to worship Fuyuumi?
Then, Fuyuumi’s expression suddenly turned easygoing and approachable:
"In short, due to my connections, I can supervise, coach, and participate in your club, along with help cancel your club shut-down. I’m proposing to you as someone who has a boyfriend, happy, right?"
"Definitely not—happy!"
Chiwa roared aloud.
"Stop joking! Why do you want to join the club?!"
Fuyuumi retorted, unwilling to lose:
"It’s not that I went to join you club. I’m joining your club because I want to help you!"
"Eh——! What is this?! Who asked for your help?!"
As Chiwa quarreled with Fuyuumi, from beside them:
"Ah, because our situation is rather urgent, and there’s no other choice…… then if you can prevent our club from being shut down, then we can only accept you."
Masuzu’s pose expressed consent.
"Master’s entrance into the club has the strength of 100 people. So the day that I become popular and make Eita hug me will come closer."
Hime was just Hime. She had a very welcoming look.
Then it came to me—because of this new fire, I clutched my head, very troubled.
"It’s this all over again......"
I have a feeling this mayhem will get worse…….
Fuyuumi whispered to me in the ear:
"I will definitely make you stamp the ｢Marriage Registration Form｣. Accept it!"
Cold sweat dripped down from my spine.
Strange.
Too strange!
I should have had a ｢hard working summer｣......?
"Then I’ll give you guys a demonstration right away! I’ll use Kidou-kun to demonstrate how I usually go on dates with Michel!"
"Why is it Ei-kun? You can just bring Michel here!"
"N-No! His handsomeness will blind you all! Kidou-kun is better for this!"
"Is it possible that Michel can also use Dragonic Aura (DRAGONIC AURA)? If so, he’s really worthy of being Master’s boyfriend."
"If you want a demonstration, then I will do it as the president. Since, Eita-kun is, my, boy, friend!"
"Stop! Inappropriate interactions between those of the opposite sex is a violation of school rules! It is prohibited—!"
"Then it’s the same for you, right?"
"It’ll be won’t be inappropriate! If I in-interact with Kidou-kun, then we’ll s-s-s-start with holding hands….. y-yeah—♪"
"Hmph! Hands? I’ve already kissed Eita-kun long ago. What are you?"
"Kiss? Why is this the first time I heard this?"
"Hey Natsukawa! That artificial respiration doesn’t count!"
"Oh who knows? Eita-kun put his tongue in so forcefully ♪"
"Tongue? What’s with this Ei-kun?"
"Incidentally, I also shared a bed with Eita before. It was my first time."
"I can’t pretend that I didn’t hear that! Ta-kun, what is with all of this?!"
Hahaha......
That’s enough, just kill me.
Kill me, kill meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m Stuck in the Mayhem between my Girlfriend, Ex-Girlfriend, Childhood Friend, and Fiancée! [2]
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