Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume1 The Sixth Question

Sixth Question

Please answer the following question:

Please write down the molecular formula for Benzene.

Himeji Mizuki's Answer:

"C6H6"

Teacher's Comment:

It's very easy isn't it?

Tsuchiya Kouta's Answer:

"Ben+zene=Benzene"

Teacher's Comment:

Do you despise Chemistry?

Yoshii Akihisa's Answer:

"B-E-N-Z-E-N"

Teacher's Comment:

Come to my office later, together with Tsuchiya.

"Good job everyone, thanks for your effort in taking those tests,"

Yuuji said, standing on the podium and putting his hand on the table.

We had tests for the whole morning. The tests finished not long ago. Now we were going to have lunch. To replenish the score we lost in all subjects, the amount of tests we took was scary.

"We will start the Test Summoning War with Class B this afternoon, are you ready to kill?"

"Oh----"

Morale was still high, and it was our class's only weapon.

"The goal of this war is to hold the enemy in their classroom. Therefore we can't afford to lose the battle at this corridor."

"Oh----"

"Himeji Mizuki will be the commander there. Guys, be prepared and ready to die."

"I...I will try my best."

Himeji shyly walked out of the crowd, maybe she didn't want to shout like the boys did.

"OH-----"

The morale of the frontline troops went over the limit since they were able to fight with a beautiful girl.

In conclusion, the key to this war is the battle at the corridor. If we lose there, we are finished. Therefore from the fifty students in Class F, we sent out forty of them into that battle. This troop will be led by Himeji, who is the strongest student in our class, second strongest in the whole school, so we should be able to win that battle without any hassle.

When the bell that announced the end of the lunch break rang, the war with Class B finally began.

"OK, everyone let's go! The target is the systematic tables!"

"Yes Sir!"

To successfully hold the enemy in their classroom, we must take control of the momentum.

We rushed to the corridor outside Class B at full speed.

Since a lot of the students in Class B were good in non-science related subjects, and because the Mathematics teacher Hasegawa-sensei has a larger summon area, we picked Mathematics as our main subject for battle; in other words, if we wanted to finish the battle fast, Hasegawa-sensei would be very useful.

There was English essay teacher Yamada-sensei and physics teacher Kimura-sensei there on our side as well. This time we needed to increase the number of teachers to supervise the battle, and finish the enemies off as fast as possible!

"I can see Class B students!"

"They brought Takahashi-sensei!"

Class B students walked slowly in front of us, but there were only ten of them, they should be the vanguard and just wanted to test our ability.

"Don't let them escape alive!"

Along with this threatening shout, the war against Class B has officially started.

Class B Nanoka Chounan VS Class F Kondo Yoshimune

Sum of All Subjects 1943 marks VS 764 marks

What? He is too strong! It is like a totally different level!

Class B Kaneda Ichiyuko VS Class F Muto Keita

Mathematics 159 marks VS 69 marks

Class B Satoi Mayuko VS Class F Kimishima Hiroshi

Physics 152 marks VS 77 marks

The difference between the fighting abilities was overwhelming; our frontline troops kept on losing. If we didn't send in reinforcements before their scores were reduced to zero, our numbers would be greatly decreased.

Just as I was trying to see whether we had any reinforcements or whether the route was being cut off by our enemies----

"I-I am late...s-sorry..."

Himeji hardly caught her breath and arrived at the scene, I thought she should be running all the way to the front line.

"Himeji Mizuki is here!"

One of the students in Class B shouted. It seemed that Class B already knew Himeji was not in Class A, and made appropriate investigation, I guess?

All the students in Class B were shocked when they heard that. It was very easy to see that they were scared of Himeji.

"Himeji, although you just arrived, can you please..."

"Y-Yes. I will go now."

Himeji immediately dashed into the middle of the battlefield. Looking at her gave you the feeling of calmness, I really feel like taking a photo now and keeping it as a souvenir.

"Hasegawa-sensei, I am Iwashita Ritsuko from Class B; I would like to challenge to Mathematics: Himeji Mizuki from Class F!"

"Ah, Hasegawa-sensei, I am Himeji Mizuki, nice to meet you."

Himeji was immediately targeted by the enemy, maybe she was the target that the enemies wanted to get rid of as soon as possible?"

"Ritsuko, I will help as well!"

Another girl from Class B stepped forward and summoned at the same time. Two people from the ten students from Class B present here, it seemed that they were really scared of Himeji.

"Syokanju summoning!"

The magic circle appeared after the summoning. and the syokanju that we were all familiar with stood in front of us.

The enemies' syokanjus used their swords and spears and pointed them towards Himeji's syokanju, but her syokanju seemed to be very calm and just held the great sword that we have seen before.

It was now a face off between the three syokanjus with the faces of their respective owners, however---

"Eh? Himeji's syokanju has an accessory."

"Ah, yes. Because I am pretty good in Mathematics......"

"You can wear an accessory in the subject you are good at?"

The two-head tall Himeji's syokanju had a beautiful looking bracelet on it's left wrist beside the great sword on her hand.

"T-That's?"

"She is not an enemy we can handle!"

The enemies started panicking when they saw the bracelet.

Ah, this reminds me, wearing the bracelet means---

"Erm, I am going to attack."

Himeji tightly held her hand; following her action, her Syokanju dashed towards the enemy from its left hand side.

"Wait a minute!"

"Ritsuko! Dodge the attack first!"

Both of their syokanjus jumped to the side with dramatic actions. Suddenly, the bracelet on Himeji's syokanju hand emitted a bright light.

Beep!

"Ahhh!"

"Ritsu...Ritsuko!"

The instant the left arm emitted the light, one of the enemies' syokanju that couldn't escape in time was covered in flames.

Class F Himeji Mizuki VS Class B Iwashita Ritsuko & Kikuiri Mayumi

Mathematics 412 marks VS 189 marks & 151 marks

So wearing the bracelet means that the syokanju is capable of using a special ability? Although I have forgotten what the requirement score for that is, I did remember somewhere in the rules stated that students who score above a certain score are able to equip a bracelet on their syokanjus, which allow them to use a special ability. This rule has nothing to do with me so I have totally forgotten about it.

"So-sorry. I can't be that gentle on the battlefield!"

Himeji's Syokanju stuck to the enemy which had lost control due to dodging the previous attack, and cut the enemy and its weapon into half, killed it instantly and won the fight.

"Iwashita and Kikuiri have died in battle!"

"What! How's that possible?"

"Himeji Mizuki is scarier than she was in the rumors!"

The remaining eight students from Class B looked extremely shocked; it was not surprising for them to look like that.

By the way, Himeji, you are too strong.

"E-Everyone, please do your best!"

Himeji said something that didn't sound like a command from a commander, however it was extremely effective.

"I am going to unleash my power!"

"Himeji is the best!"

The number of Himeji believers had dramatically increased.

"Himeji, you can have a rest now!"

"Ah, yes."

The enemies' morale had significantly dropped, it was better to let Himeji to rest now. A special ability could deal a huge amount of damage but it would cost a lot of marks. Even if there was no Himeji in the fight, defeating the enemy vanguard was just a matter of time now.

"Swap with the main troop and retreat at the same time, don't die in battle!"

And that's the enemy's command. Anyway we have achieved our target successfully. Let the enemy step back slowly, and restrict their actions in the Class B classroom, then the battle for today should be close to the end. It was thanks to Himeji's extraordinary fighting ability that the plan flowed so smoothly, thank you very much!

"Akihisa, I will head back to the classroom now."

"Huh? Why?"

Hideyoshi walked towards me when I was looking over the overall situation of the battle.

Go back? Did something happen to the main troop?

"The class leader for Class B is..."

"The guy named Nemoto."

"You said Nemoto, could it be Nemoto Kyoji?"

"That's right."

The guy called Nemoto Kyoji had a very bad reputation. According to the rumors, he was a pro in doing dirty tricks, and would take whatever actions needed to achieve his goal. There were rumours about "Poison the opposing team in a ball game," "Bring weapons when fighting with others" and so on. I didn't really believe he could be that bad, but being careful wouldn't harm us at all.

"I see, then we should head back as soon as possible!"

"Although I don't think Yuuji will fall for his trap, we better head back just to make sure everything is ok."

After we informed Himeji about this, Hideyoshi and I brought a few men back to the classroom.

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"Wa, this is terrible!"

"I never would have imagined that they would actually do all this."

"This is so mean."

When we got back to the classroom, we could see there were holes all over the Japanese tables, pencils and erasers were all broken or split into two.

"This is bad, now we can't replenish our scores smoothly."

"Yeah, this might be a minor problem, but it will certainly affect our score replenishment."

By the way, I think Nemoto is a petty coward.

"Don't worry about it too much. Although it takes some time to repair, it won't affect our plan too much."

"Well Yuuji, we will follow what you say."

Something didn't seem right.

"How did the classroom get this bad, and Yuuji, how did you not know anything about it?"

There were no problems in the classroom before the lunch break, it must have happened sometime between the start of the battle and now. However, Yuuji should have been in the classroom at that time and been able to stop them, right?

"They wanted to sign a treaty with me and I went to negotiate with them, so the classroom was empty at that time."

"What treaty?"

"Well, if neither of us can win the war before 4 p.m., we will maintain the situation of the war as it is and start the war again from 9 a.m. tomorrow morning. Both sides cannot do anything that is related to the Test Summoning War."

"I see, and then you agreed?"

"That's right."

"But if it comes to the stage where stamina determines the result, we should have the advantage right?"

"That's true for all of us, except Himeji."

Ah, I see.

"After forcing them to stay in the classroom, the war ends for today, the true battle starts tomorrow."

"That's right. It seems we can't take them down today."

"At that time, Himeji's fighting ability is more important than the fighting ability of the whole class."

That meant the battle would focus in certain areas? Then it should be the same as the battle against Class D and let Himeji finish off the class leader, I guess?

"That's why you accepted their suggestion, and let Himeji fight in perfect condition?"

"Yes. This treaty is good for me."

Is it? Good then, if you say so.

However, I keep feeling a little bit strange about this. They destroyed our tables, and then signed a treaty that was good for us at the same time. I don't think Nemoto Kyoji is such a naïve person.

"Akihisa, we should head to the frontline now, maybe they used some dirty tricks again."

Hideyoshi ran out of the classroom after he said that.

"Yeah. Yuuji, we will leave this to you."

"Oh, I will go to prepare new pencils and erasers."

Yuuji raised his hand and said goodbye, I turned away from him and chased Hideyoshi from behind.

I managed to catch up with Hideyoshi quickly without running at my full speed.

"I keep thinking we haven't seen the last of them!"

"Yeah. I don't think they will stop here, we better be careful."

What would be the next dirty trick they use? Damn, they have stronger fighting ability than us, why don't they fight with us face to face?

We were going to reach the battlefield.

"Remember to be careful!"

"You too, Hideyoshi!"

After reminding each other, we went back to our troop.

"Yoshii! You are finally back!"

The person who welcomed me back was Sugawa. Huh? Wasn't Shimada supposed to control the troop?

"Sorry to keep you waiting! What is the situation now?"

"The situation is very bad for us."

"Huh? Why?"

The enemy's main troop never appeared, and our fighting ability is better than theirs, why are we in a bad situation now?

"Shimada was captured and is being held as a hostage."

"What?"

Now they are using a hostage? Do you really believe you can win using dirty tricks?

"Therefore the enemy only has two people left, but we can't attack them at all. What should we do?"

Now, my troop is confronted with the enemy because of this incident.

"Hmmm, let me see the situation before I make the decision."

"Then we should head there now, the enemy is blocking us in the corridor there"

Sugawa led the way, and I followed him at the back.

After walking through the human wall formed by my troop, it was clear that the situation in front of me was exactly the same as Sugawa said. Shimada and her Syokanju were being held as hostages by two Class B students. And they had a tuition teacher beside them as well.

"Shimada!"

"Yoshii, Yoshii!"

Why does this sound like a soap drama?

"Hold on there! If you get any closer, I will give her Syokanju the final hit, and send her to the tuition room!"

One of the enemies that captured Shimada stood out and restricted my actions.

Not only would they let the precious female student in our class die, they also purposely held her as a hostage to threaten us, and lower our morale at the same time. This strategy was really smart.

If we blindly dashed forward before we managed to defeat them, they would defeat Shimada and use the fact that she was sent to the tuition room to make us feel guilty.

...This is nothing at all.

"Everyone, prepare to attack!"

"Leader, are you sure about this?"

There is no other way! We always have someone who sacrifices for the war! This is not revenge for being tortured every day, it is just a decision that a leader needs to make!

Even the enemy was calling for a stop, how uncool.

"Do you know why she was caught by us?"

"It's because she is an idiot."

"I am going to kill you!"

Huh? What? Why does Shimada sound stronger than me while being held as a hostage?

"This girl, she believed in the false information about you being injured, and left the troop alone to go to the nursing room to look for you."

What did you say?

"Shimada..."

"W-What!"

Am I thinking too much? It seems like Shimada's face is pretty red.

"How could you assassinate me when I am injured, are you a devil?"

"That was not the reason I went!"

This is so scary, now I can't have a nap in the nursing room in peace.

"Is there anything wrong with visiting you and seeing how your wound is? I was worried about you!"

Huh?

"Shimada, is this true?"

"Y-Yes! Can't I do that?"

Shimada looked a little bit angry and turned her head aside.

Really? She was worrying about me! That Shimada...

"Haha, now you understand. Listen to me and stop doing anything."

"Everyone, attack!"

"Why?"

Why? Do you really need to ask that?

"She is not the real Shimada! She must be faked by one of the enemy! You guys picked the wrong person to fake! That Shimada will never be so gentle! If she is the real Shimada, she will definitely be very happy to send me to hell!"

"Oi, wait a minute! This person is the real Shimada!"

Class B students, look at how uncool you are.

"Shut up! After we have seen through your dirty strategy, you still want to continue using it? How ugly! "

"I am telling you that she is the real one!"

Class B Suzumoto Jiro VS Class F Tanaka Akira

English Writing 33 marks VS 65 marks

Class B Yoshida Takuoh VS Class F Sugawa Ryou

English Writing 18 marks VS 59 marks

Defeat both of them first! Give their Syokanjus a fatal hit!

"Ah..."

"Help me-----"

Both of them were taken away by the tuition teacher instantly, this really felt good.

Then, what's left is only----

"Everyone be careful! The enemy might cancel the camouflage anytime and attack us!"

This was the impostor who was trying to imitate Shimada!

"Yoshii, you are so mean! I was really worried about you..."

"Stop your clumsy act, you second-rate actor!"

The real Shimada would never say something like that!

"It is true! I was really worried about you!"

"Surround her. Even if she is from Class B, she can't fight so many of us at the same time."

"It is true! I heard 'Yoshii saw Mizuki's underwear and can't stop his nosebleed,' and got really worried!"

"Stop surrounding her! She is the real Shimada!"

She was the only person who would fall for this sort of idiot lie.

"Shimada, are you alright?"

I lent my hand to Shimada, who was sitting on the ground. Damn you Class B, how dare you use such a dirty trick!

"It's good that you are fine, I was worried about you!"

"..."

"Go have a rest in the classroom, you must be very tired right?"

"..."

"By the way, these guys really are cowards; do they have no pride as human beings?"

There was no reaction from Shimada.

"Ah----Shimada, actually----"

"What!"

She finally turned her head and looked at me.

I tried my best to give a perfect smile filled with apologies to Shimada, who was staring at me right now.

"I know you are the real Shimada."

She went berserk.

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"Where am I?"

When I regained consciousness, I saw the ceiling that was full of dirt. This is...Ah, our classroom.

"Ah, you finally woke up?"

The cute voice came from my side; could it be the healing voice of Himeji?

"I was worried about you. Yoshii, your wound looked like you were beaten by someone and then pushed down some stairs."

Correct answer.

"Even if it is the Test Summoning 'War,' there is no need to injure someone like this right?"

No, instead of calling it a "war," you should call it a one sided slaughter.

"It's nothing important. How is the Test Summoning War going?"

I tried to sit up on the tatami and felt pain all over my body.

"According to the treaty, it is now armistice, the war will continue tomorrow."

"How is the situation?"

"We sort of attacked the front of their classroom as planned. However our losses were greater than what we imagined."

Yuuji read the damage report on the paper one by one. Although it was sort of within our expectations, this was still a huge loss. It seemed that we didn't have a total win in the battle at corridor, but that's the result of putting most of our men in, not a good result for our overall strategy.

"Although some accidents happened, it seems that things went smoothly until now?"

"Yeah, you could say that!"

However, the opponent was that coward Nemoto Kyoji, he must have had some hidden plan.

"... (Knocking on the door)"

"Oh, Silent Pervert! Is there anything you want to report?"

Before I realized it, Silent Pervert was beside me.

Today, Silent Pervert was a member of the intelligence team, so he did not take part in the battle. His job was to stay alert and to record what was going on in the enemy troop.

"Huh? Something strange is going on in Class C?"

"...(Nodded)"

According to Silent Pervert's information, Class C was preparing for the Test Summoning War. If they are not planning to challenge Class A, then there is only one reason----

"They want to take on the easy target? They are such cowardly bastards."

As Yuuji just said, they were planning to attack the winner of this war, because it was easier to take on the opponents who were tired and exhausted.

"Yuuji, what do you plan to do?"

"Hmmm, what should I do?"

Yuuji raised his head and looked at the clock. It was four-thirty now, not too late.

"We better sign a treaty with Class C as well. If we threaten them that we are going to use Class D to attack them, I believe they will give up the idea of attacking us."

"Also, they don't believe that we will win right?"

It shouldn't be too hard to sign a treaty with Class C.

"OK, let's go now!"

"Yeah."

I injected power into my aching body and stood up. My body seemed to be fine.

"As a safety switch, Hideyoshi, you stay in the classroom."

"Huh? Why? Is it ok for me not to go with you guys?"

"If your face is seen, my hidden strategy that I leave for emergency situations will not work."

"I don't quite understand what you are talking about. If you say so, I will just do as you say!"

Hideyoshi stepped down obediently. But, what is this emergency situation he is talking about?

"Then let's go! It will be a little dangerous since we are short on numbers."

Without Hideyoshi; Yuuji, Himeji, Silent Pervert, and I headed towards Class C.

"It took me a long time to clean Yoshii's blood that spilt on my body; I must make him pay later."

"Was it Yoshii's fault?"

While we were in the corridor, we saw Shimada, who was using her handkerchief to wipe her hand, and Sugawa, who had his bag on his back.

"Ah, Shimada and Sugawa, nice timing, let's go to Class C together."

Although I didn't think it would happen, just in case we get attacked by Class C students like I was, it would be dangerous to be going with only a few of us. Also we needed extra people to guard Himeji as well. I kept on thinking and called on my two best friends in front of me at the same time.

Of course, as my best friends, they won't reject my invitation.

"Hmm, OK!"

"O, no problem for me"

Now I have backup I can trust.

"Hurry up, otherwise Class C's class leader will be going home."

"Yeah, let's go!"

After Shimada and Sugawa joined the team, the six of us continued to head towards Class C.

"I am the class leader of Class F Sakamoto Yuuji, who is the class leader here?"

There were still a lot of students remaining in Class C. It was just as Silent Pervert reported; they were preparing for a Test Summoning War and waiting to pick the easier target.

"I am. What do you want?"

The girl who appeared in front of us had very short hair, I remembered she was the star of the volleyball club, Koyama.

"I am here to negotiate with you as the class leader of Class F, are you free now?"

"Negotiate? Ha..."

Although I don't like to badmouth girls, Koyama is so far away from being gentle and steady. After she heard what Yuuji said, for some reason, she showed an evil smile on her face.

"Yeah, I am here to sign a treaty of mutual non-aggression."

"A treaty of mutual non-aggression, right? What do you think, Nemoto?"

Koyama turned her head, and talked to the group of students in the corner.

Huh? Nemoto?

"Of course not, because there is no need for that right?"

"What? Nemoto! Why is Class B here?"

The person who brought a group of people and walked towards us, was our current enemy--- Class B's class leader Nemoto Kyoji. He had short hair and an unshaven beard around his mouth, plus the evil looking eye. He looked totally different from Yuuji who had a pair of sharp eyes.

"Class F, aren't you mean? How dare you break our promise? I thought we agreed that we'd stop anything related to the Test Summoning War?"

"What did you say..."

"You were the one who broke the treaty first right? I am just doing what you had done!"

After he said that, the group of people at his back started moving. The person who hid behind him was Hasegawa-sensei, who was short and was staying on the battle field just now.

"Hasegawa-sensei! Yoshino from Class B wants to challenge----"

"Not so fast! Sugawa from Class F will accept the challenge! Syokanju Summoning!"

Just when Yoshino from Class B planned to surprise attack Yuuji, Sugawa jumped out and accepted the challenge for Yuuji. Good job, Sugawa!

"We didn't violate the treaty! This is just between Class C and Class F---"

"It is no use, Akihisa! Nemoto will definitely use the sentence 'anything related to Test Summoning War' as an excuse!"

"That's right, and that's what I will do~"

"Nonsense!"

"Nonsense is also a very useful theory!"

"Akihisa, run!"

"Damn!"

Leaving Sugawa who was fighting at the back, the rest of us left Class C as fast as we could.

Class B Yoshino Takayuki VS Class F Sugawa Ryou

Mathematics 161 marks VS 41 marks

"Don't let them get away! Defeat Sakamoto!"

Nemoto's voice and the footsteps sound came from our back.

Honestly, the current situation was very dangerous. Not only that we could not fight with Class B students face to face, our only hope Himeji already used up a lot of Mathematics marks. Nemoto must have known that Himeji had used up a lot of Mathematics marks, so he called Hasegawa-sensei here. It was a dirty trick, but it was an effective one.

"Ha, Hu..."

"Himeji, are you alright?"

We were running on the corridor at full speed, but Himeji's steps were slowing down. She was not good at sports. For a physically weak student like her, it must have been very hard to run like this.

"Err... You guys c-can go on ahead..."

Himeji was trying to catch her breath while saying that. We would not be able to escape the enemies attack with her like this, but we couldn't lose her here as well. If we lost Himeji's fighting ability, who knows what would happen to the war tomorrow. Also I couldn't just leave a girl here and run for my life!

Is there nothing we can do now?

"Yuuji!"

"What, Akihisa!"

"Leave this to me! Yuuji, you retreat with Himeji now!"

I stood and looked back; Himeji and Yuuji ran past me.

I never imagined I would have a chance to say some cool stuff like this, did I look cool enough?

"Y-Yoshii, don't, worry about me."

"I got it, I will leave it to you."

Yuuji stopped Himeji's words, and agreed with my suggestion. This was the Yuuji I knew, never letting his feelings affect his judgement, and calmly made decisions according to the situation.

"...(Stops running)"

"Wait, Silent Pervert, you need to escape as well. I think the key for tomorrow's battle is you."

Silent Pervert stopped with me at the same time. I felt grateful for that, but I thought he had a more important mission to accomplish; we could not lose him in a situation like this!

"Then it should be ok for me to stay right? Leader?"

Shimada stopped running, and stood beside me.

"Can I rely on you?"

"Of course you can, leave everything to me!"

"...(Good luck)"

Silent Pervert gave us a big thumbs up, and then ran away from the scene immediately.

"...What should we do now? Leader?"

"Ah, I have an idea."

"Huh? Really?"

Shimada looked at me with a shocked face.

Wa--- it seemed that she never trusts me, what an impolite vice leader.

"I don't want to end up in the tuition room either, leave this to me!"

"Found them! Yoshii and Shimada from Class F!"

"Kill them!"

The enemies approached us quickly. Hasegawa-sensei was there as well.

"Class B students! Stop there!"

To decrease their morale, I purposely used strong language to stop them.

"You are pretty brave. Do you think you can stop us with only two of you?"

"No, before we fight I have something to say to Hasegawa-sensei."

If we showed the enemies weakness, we would lose control of the situation, so I continued speaking strongly.

(Yoshii, what are you thinking? Are you going to complain to Hasegawa-sensei and say they are disobeying the treaty?)

(Well leave it to me, I have an idea.)

I whispered softly with Shimada who was starting to worry now. Ah, she was worrying too much.

"What is it, Yoshii?"

Hasegawa-sensei walked to the front. She was still trying to catch her breath, maybe she needed more exercise?

"Do you know that Class B disobeyed the treaty?"

If she was a teacher, she wouldn't stand beside the students who were not obeying the rules. That's definitely true for someone who was responsible for being a judge.

(That cunning Nemoto must have thought of a good excuse.)

"From the fact that I have heard, the one who broke the treaty was Class F, wasn't it? If you are complaining that you get attacked because of this, before saying anything about the treaty, you should check your personality first shouldn't you?"

I thought the teacher's comment was a little bit rude. Although, I believed the facts were twisted by Nemoto when he was explaining these facts to Hasegawa-sensei, just as Shimada said.

(It is exactly the same as I imagined until now, what are you planning to do?)

"..."

(I am looking forward to your strategy.)

Shimada winked.

Confronted by her expectation, I made the following reply.

"We are dead..."

"This guy's an idiot!"

That is so rude.

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"Sakamoto! Yoshii... Is he... Is he going to be all right?"

"Of course! I can't guarantee about others, but he will definitely have no problem."

"But..."

"He is really not good in studying. However, even if you have a bad result, it is not everything right?"

"Wh-What does that mean?"

"That idiot... He is not a normal 'Kansatsu Shobunsha'."

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"Syokanju Summoning!"

Four enemies summoned their Syokanjus at the same time.

We kept on running away, but this corridor was full of dead ends. It was just a matter of time before we arrived in the battle area.

"Yoshii, what should we do?"

"You're asking me? Then who should I ask?!"

"Anything is fine, just think of something!"

Shimada and I were running side by side and shouting to each other at the same time.

"OK, I got it! Shimada, you try to take them on at the same time!"

"OK OK, then?"

"My chances of escaping will be higher."

"I will definitely finish you off one day!"

Now we were at the end of the corridor. There was only a wall with a window in front of us.

"Shimada, summon your Syokanju now."

"Summon it?"

"Then use it to receive damage instead of me."

"Go die!"

"Wa! Why did you suddenly go berserk? Are you a berserker?"

I kept running and dodged the punches that Shimada threw at me at the same time.

Damn. Now we were at a dead end.

I rested my back on the wall and looked forward, and saw the enemies getting closer and closer.

"You guys must be very tired by running around!"

"By the way, do we have to chase them?"

"There is nothing we can do. While we were being idiots playing with them, Sakamoto's group escaped."

"Then let's finish them and go back!"

When they realized we had nowhere to run, the four of them looked like they had used up all their energy and started chatting in front of us.

Since there is no reason to chase us, why not just let us go!?

"Oi, did you chat enough?!"

Shimada was angry and scolded them when she saw that they were being so impolite. Oh, in a situation like this, she was still very aggressive.

"Because...Ah!"

"What?"

"You are the lousiest class."

How dare he say something like that! I must say something in return!

"We are not the lousiest class! It's just the students that are lousy!"

"Yoshii, shut up!"

Huh? I was trying to fight back, why was she so angry?

"Don't look down on us because we are Class F!"

"Oh really? What can the Class F level do?"

"Then feel it yourself! Syokanju Summoning!"

Shimada shouted out and the Chibi Shimada that I had seen many times before appeared.

"This is what I'll do! I will let you know the difference in our ability!"

The guy from Class B who was quarreling with Shimada also summoned his syokanju. It held its knife and dashed towards us. Although the enemy couldn't do any complicated moves, it had enough power.

"You!"

Shimada also let her syokanju rush forward.

Then the enemy's strong attack caused Shimada's syokanju to---

Class B Kudo Shinji VS Class F Shimada Minami

Mathematics 159marks VS 171 marks

"You, are you really from Class F?"

No, they had the same ability! What's going on?

"He he, it is your fault for choosing mathematics. For this subject, it doesn't matter if I don't understand Kanji[1]!"

OH, Shimada you are so cool!

"By the way, Shimada, what's your score for Ancient Literature?"

"Just a single digit!"

She is so sure! It is so cool as well!

"Kudo, do you need help? You don't want to be sent to the tuition room like this right?"

"Damn, please help me!"

Kudo regretted it and bit his lips. It was really a shame to ask for help when fighting Class F.

Then the situation was looking bad for Shimada. Both syokanjus were using their weapons and fighting with all their strength, none of them can move now. If the number of enemies increased, she would definitely lose.

"Shimada, do you need help? You don't want to be sent to the tuition room like this right?"

"You'll just get in my way!"

"You are so mean!"

I regretted it and bit my lips. She is so mean to me!

However, this was no time for jokes. No matter how tired I was, I shouldn't just run away in a situation like this. It was time for me to join the battle.

"Syokanju Summoning!"

A familiar magical circle appeared beside me. The syokanju that had the same amount of fighting ability as my mathematics score, slowly showed itself.

Its strong looking face!

Its sturdy body!

Its fast and swift moves!

Its absolute strength it showed when it was summoned!

"Don't worry about Yoshii! You can see that he is just a weakling!"

"Pay me back! Pay me back my handsome descriptions!"

"Go away, you weakling!"

"Shimada, are you really my partner? Why do you insult me so much!"

It was true that my syokanju only had a bokuto[2] on its hand and looked very weak.

Now I was surrounded by the enemies (one of them was my classmate)!

"Now we're in trouble."

Shimada's face was slightly twisted.

Although she could win against the enemies, the difference between the scores was small. It was obvious that Shimada had consumed a huge amount of marks.

"Goodbye!"

The Class B student controlled her syokanju and attacked; Shimada's syokanju couldn't dodge it. Now is the time for me to show up!

"Taste my kick!"

I let my syokanju dash forward and trip my enemy over from the side.

"Ah!"

Underestimating my ability plus unfamiliarity with controlling a syokanju, the enemy tripped over easily.

"This is not the end of it!"

I used my bokuto and swung towards the enemy, hit it into the ground. Now is the time!

"Ah----"

My syokanju quickly grabbed the back of the head of the enemy syokanju, and thrust its head towards the ground.

Boom! It made a loud noise that could be heard anywhere along the corridor.

"Huh?"

Everyone said that at the same time.

The result of the battle was decided instantly.

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Class B Sanada Yuka VS Class F Yoshii Akihisa

Mathematic 166 marks VS 51 marks

The score of the battle just now appeared in the air.

It is so embarrassing! Her score is triple mine!

"What! Sanada's score is higher right? Why was she defeated by such a weak syokanju?"

Kudo from Class B complained to the teacher. This had nothing to do with the teacher, what can you get from her?

"Huh? My syokanju is still alive?"

The syokanju that was beaten into the ground stood up, the power was really not enough...

"Yoshii, what happened?"

"Ah... I guess these are maybe the few advantages for being a 'Kansatsu Shobunsha'?"

From everyone's performance in the war against Class D, I realized that controlling syokanju was not an easy task.

The extraordinary power and the difference in size, these made controlling syokanju more difficult. Therefore everyone only used dash attacks or simple attack methods, and let the scores determine the result.

"What do you mean by advantages?"

"In other words, I am used to controlling syokanju!"

As a "Kansatsu Shobunsha," I had summoned my syokanju countless time, and the pain and tiredness that bounced back to me gave some advantages---- it forced me to make my Syokanju perform more complicated actions. If I only knew how to perform simple actions such as "run" or "swing the knife," I could never do those extra jobs given to me.

"This is just an accident!"

The enemy raised its knife again and attacked me. However her terrified expression made me a little bit happy.

"Ha!"

Facing the enemy's knife, I made my Syokanju block its attack. As the score showed, our power difference was threefold. If I took the damage directly, the bokuto would definitely break into two, so I must defend the attack by diverting the enemy's attacking force.

"Ah!"

The enemy's knife was thrown sideways, and its body was open for attack.

"Haaa!"

I let my Syokanju dash forward and gave it a hit at its waist, then another hit on its head.

Class B Sanada Yuka VS Class F Yoshii Akihisa

Mathematic 126 marks VS 51 marks

The value shown had made a few changes. I have already bullied the enemy like this, but we still had a huge gap in our power. My Syokanju is really weak!

"We better take them seriously!"

"Although I don't want to bully Class F like this, we can't just stand here and watch this mess."

The other two people at the back walked out. No matter what, this situation was just too bad right?

"Ah, wait a minute. At least have a fair fight, two versus two duels!"

"Yoshii, you are wrong, it's not four against two now."

"Huh? The backup has arrived?"

"It is five versus one now!"

"Shimada, are you going to betray me now?"

Just how much does she dislike me?

"I am coming, take this!"

Along with some useless shout, the enemies' syokanju attacks came. I let my syokanju duck to dodge the attacks.

"This guy!"

"The undead guy!"

Wa! The number of enemy syokanjus had just increased by two! Was this the so called "death by dismemberment" punishment?

The enemy syokanjus stood side by side and rushed towards me. I should avoid being surrounded before trying to defeat them.

"It is clear that we should be able to kill him in one hit..."

"None of our attacks land on him..."

"This guy is just like Metal Slime."

I am not that weak!

"Hey!"

I angrily dashed into one of the enemy and gave him a punch to the stomach, right on target!

And I hurt my hand. That was the result of the reacting force.

"Should we start now?"

"Damn! I am retreating now!"

Kudo realized that he couldn't win in a one on one fight so he decided to retreat. He wasted a lot of marks in the fight just now, so it was a good idea to run away. Now it became three versus two--- No, Shimada had also spent a lot of marks too, so it is now three versus one.

"Shimada, now!"

I gave an instruction to Shimada who was not being attacked by the enemies at the moment, and who was looking towards the fire extinguisher I used before.

"Roger!"

Shimada picked up the fire extinguisher and pulled out the safety switch. Now we should be able to run away-----

"..."

--but she is not moving now. What's wrong?

"Quickly use it!"

"Ah, what should I do?"

She looked extremely smug now.

"Sh-Shimada! What do you want?"

Shimada had shown her true self in a dire situation like this! It was very hard to fight against three opponents at the same time!

"What do I want? Ah, right----"

"I will do anything you want!"

"Then, firstly, let's change how we call each other!"

"I will do it! Please let me change it!"

"Then, I will call you Aki, and you will call me Minami-sama."

"Mi-Minami-sama! Is that ok?"

"This holiday, I feel like going to the 'La Pedice' in front of the station, and eating some crêpes there."

"Damn! I live on only salt water! How can you think of such a luxurious idea--- Ah! Okay okay, I will treat you, Minami-sama! Please allow me to give you a treat, don't leave me alone!"

"Good, and one last thing."

"More? Give me a break!"

Shimada looked very happy.

"Say you will love me forever?"

What! This is like looting a burning house! I will remember this!

"You will love me forever."

I repeated exactly what she had just said. Now she should have nothing to complain about right?

"Idiot!"

(Blowing sound)

The fire went out.

We had white powder all over our bodies and barely escaped with our lives.

But why did Shimada look like she was in a bad mood?

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"Ah----I am exhausted!"

"Y-Yoshii! Are you alright?"

Himeji opened the door and dashed out. Her bouncing breasts were really dazzling.

"Yeah. This is nothing---- Ah, it hurts!"

Shimada fiercely stepped on my foot. For some reason Shimada was really angry with me today.

"Humph!"

"S-Shimada, what did I do wrong?"

(Scary stare!)

"Ah, n, no, Minami..."

That gaze that could kill anyone was focusing on me now.

Although she specially approved me to remove the "sama" honorific, the way I call her couldn't be reverted.

I couldn't really get used to calling her Minami in such a short amount of time.

"Why did the relationship between you two become very good now?"

"Huh? You mean us?"

If our relationship was good, she wouldn't be stepping on my feet and threatening me at the same time, right?

"Ah, you're back? Thanks for all the hard work."

"You look fine."

"Yeah, I'm back."

Yuuji and Hideyoshi walked out as well. Silent Pervert didn't seem to worry about us so much, but he also slightly nodded towards me.

"Then everyone."

"Huh?"

Yuuji looked at everyone and said,

"Now the situation shows that Class C is our enemy. Since they haven't attacked us now, they will be declaring war on us immediately after this war ends. To tell the truth, we don't really stand a chance if we are fighting Class C immediately after Class B."

They must be thinking the same thing. Even if we win this war, they won't give us any time to rest, and attack us immediately.

"Then what should we do? Even if we win this war, we will only be an easy target for Class C right?"

"That's true..."

"Don't worry."

Confronted by a troubled group, Yuuji stared with his energetic and wild look and said,

"Since they are going to attack like this, I will counter their attack in my way."

"Your way?"

"Yeah, I will return them a big favour tomorrow morning."

We were dismissed after that and continued the war tomorrow.

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