Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3.5 The Sakamoto Couple's Secret Love Technique Lecture
The Sakamoto Couple's Secret Love Technique Lecture
"Oi, Shouko! Tell me what's going on first!"
"...This is a chapter for us to share the secrets of our husband and wife's love to everyone."
"THAT'S TOO SCARY! EVERYTHING'S A LIE EXCEPT FOR THE 'THIS' RIGHT!?"
"...Okay, let's read a fan letter that we received."
"CAN'T YOU JUST AT LEAST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN A WHILE FIRST!?"
"...'I'm sorry for this sudden letter, but I want to discuss something with the couple with the good relationship'."
"To the reader who sent this letter, listen carefully. My limbs are all tied up now and I can't move anywhere. Do you think that person is suited for discussing love questions? Please reconsider carefully."
"...'I have a fiance, but I'm really worried whether he will be tempted by the women beside him and do all sorts of nonsense outside. Please teach me what to do'."
"EVEN IF YOU ASK ME THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
"...I'm also very bothered about my husband potentially being a Casanova."
"I beg of you, please don't get involved in this."
"...So now, I'm going to teach you what I think will prevent a husband from being a Casanova."
"Shouko, can I treat what you're going to say next as an ominous prelude to what's going to happen to me?"
"...First, we have to prepare three items."
"Do you need to prepare items to prevent someone from cheating?"
"...The first item-"
"What's the first item?"
"STOP, SHOUKO! I can't get rid of the notion that this is related to a criminal act!"
"...The second item-"
"You're ignoring me again. Okay, what's the second item?"
"Hold on a minute. I can't understand what you're thinking now. Speaking of which, what are you intending to use these two items on me for?"
"...And next, the third item-"
"What's the third item?"
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING TO FILM!? PUTTING HANDCUFFS ON ME AND THEN WEARING AN APRON, WHAT KIND OF SCENE ARE YOU GOING TO FILM!?"
"...Once you prepare these three items, you just need to tell your husband the terrifying consequences if he cheats on you."
"I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE SCARIEST ONE HERE!!!"
"...The above is a fan letter that's sent over from an imouto who 'loves Baka onii-chan' (11 years old)."
"AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT SENT THIS!? SEEMS LIKE THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!"
"Speaking of which, Shouko, you were lying about those things you said earlier, right?"
"...I want at least 5 sets of cameras."
"Hold, hold on a sec, we have something to discuss."